Ask a Christian a question.

[Snoopy]

Considering the fact that Christians, and most other religious freaks, have an all knowing God to back up their arguments, let's play a game by asking them the most irrational questions and see in which way the respond. Questions along the lines of "what do people who've been blind since birth dream" and "at what point in pregnancy does the fetus receive a soul".

If the answers aren't amusing to me, I wish death by vertical impalement upon all of you.

[smoketheweed]

Christians: If God is so loving, then how come things like Earthquakes, tsunami's, hurricans happen, and cause death and destruction. I realize you have free will, but surely this is God's will to cause this damage?

[ShqipTAR]

quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

Christians: If God is so loving, then how come things like Earthquakes, tsunami's, hurricans happen, and cause death and destruction. I realize you have free will, but surely this is God's will to cause this damage?

Because subversives need smiting!

[crazed_hamster]

quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

Christians: If God is so loving, then how come things like Earthquakes, tsunami's, hurricans happen, and cause death and destruction. I realize you have free will, but surely this is God's will to cause this damage?

He's a sadistic bitch. Now bend over he's ready to begin.

[smoketheweed]

quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

He's a sadistic bitch.

From what I can see, that's all he is.

[666lucifer666]

God hates Asians

[666lucifer666]

God hates Asians



flood control can lick a festering boil.

[smoketheweed]

quote:Originally posted by 666lucifer666:

God hates Asians

Yet he made them? Obviously, God's not as smart as the bible claims.

[hyroglyphx]

"what do people who've been blind since birth dream" and "at what point in pregnancy does the fetus receive a soul".

1. Ask a blind person and they'll tell you what they dream about. I'm not blind, so I couldn't tell you.

2. Conception... But since we are asking "illogical" questions: When does a fetus get to become a human being? I get conflicting accounts. Some say, when the baby passes through the birth canal. But, during a partial birth abortion, the baby does pass through the birth canal. So is it murder or not?

http://www .abortionf acts.com/o nline_book s/love_the m_both/why _cant_we_l ove_them_b oth_18.asp#partial%20birth%20abortion

m'kay...... I keep getting a broken link. Anyway, go to abortionfacts.com, then go to partial birth abortion. Then ask me whe a fetus recieves his/her knighthood of being a real, live person with actual rights.

[This message has been edited by hyroglyphx (edited 03-03-2006).]

[King_Cotton]

quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

Christians: If God is so loving, then how come things like Earthquakes, tsunami's, hurricans happen, and cause death and destruction. I realize you have free will, but surely this is God's will to cause this damage?

The Catholic stance is that God created the universe and permits it to evolve. Supposedly, he doesn't fuck around with shit like that.