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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-03-13, 00:55
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What do you think of them?
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Old 2006-03-13, 02:26
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Just as fucked up as every other religious cult pretty much.
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Old 2006-03-13, 03:54
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When they knock on my door they always ask if im busy. I always reply with"of course im fucking busy,im socrificing a goat to unholy lucifer,what the fuck you want''
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Old 2006-03-13, 08:27
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What do the Jehovah's Witnesses Teach?

There is one God in one person, Make Sure of All Things, p 188.

There is no Trinity, Let God be True, p. 100-101; Make Sure of All Things, p.386.

The Holy Spirit is a force, not alive, Reasoning from the Scriptures, 1985, pp.

406-407.

The Holy Spirit is God's impersonal active force, The Watchtower, June 1, 1952,

p. 24.

Jehovah's first creation was his 'only-begotten Son'. . . was used by Jehovah in

creating all other things", Aid to Bible Understanding, pp. 390-391.

Jesus was Michael the archangel who became a man, The Watchtower, May 15,

1963, p. 307; The New World, 284.

Jesus was only a perfect man, not God in flesh, Reasoning from the Scriptures,

1985, pp. 306.

Jesus did not rise from the dead in his physical body, Awake! July 22, 1973, p. 4.

Jesus was raised "not a human creature, but a spirit." Let God be True, p. 276.

Jesus was born again, The Watchtower, Nov. 15, 1954, p. 682.

Jesus did not die on a cross but on a stake, Reasoning from the Scriptures, 1985,

pp. 89-90.

Jesus began his invisible rule over the earth in 1914, The Truth Shall Make You Free,

p. 300.

Jesus' ransom sacrifice did not include Adam, Let God be True, p. 119.

Their church is the self-proclaimed prophet of God, The Watchtower, April 1,

1972, p. 197.

They claim to be the only channel of God's truth, The Watchtower, Feb. 15,

1981, p. 19.

Only their church members will be saved, The Watchtower, Feb, 15, 1979, p. 30.

Good works are necessary for salvation, Studies in the Scriptures, Vol. 1,

pp. 150, 152.

The soul ceases to exist after death, Let God be True, p. 59, 60, 67.

There is no hell of fire where the wicked are punished, Let God be True, p. 79, 80.

Only 144,000 Jehovah's Witness go to heaven, Reasoning from the Scriptures,

1985, pp. 166-167, 361; Let God be True, p. 121.

Only the 144,000 Jehovah's Witness are born again. Reasoning from the

Scriptures, 1985, p. 76.; Watchtower 11/15/54, p. 681.

Only the 144,000 may take communion,

Blood transfusions are a sin, Reasoning from the Scriptures, 1985, pp. 72-73.

The Cross is a pagan symbol and should not be used, Reasoning from the

Scriptures, 1985, pp. 90-92.

Salvation is by faith and what you do, Studies in the Scriptures, Vol. 1, pp.

150,152.

It is possible to lose your salvation, Reasoning from the Scriptures, 1985, pp.

358-359.

The universe is billions of years old, Your will Be Done on Earth, p. 43.

Each of the 6 creative days of God in Genesis 1, was 7000 years long.

Therefore, Man was created toward the end of 42,000 years of earth's

preparation, Let God be True, p. 168.

They also refuse to vote, salute the flag, sing the "Star Spangled Banner," or

celebrate Christmas or birthdays. They are not allowed to serve in the armed

forces.

Satan was entrusted with the obligation and charged with the duty of

overseeing the creation of the earth, Children, p 55
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Old 2006-03-14, 10:56
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I thought it was pretty funny when they walked up while my dad was cleaning his rifles on the front porch a few years ago. They looked kinda nervous.
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Old 2006-03-15, 01:21
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Yeah, well, they believe what? 144,000 people will go to heaven, yet there are 6 million of them in the United States. What kinda crap is that, and yet, they still go door-to-door asking for more members? Doesn't that decrease their chances of going into their version of heaven? Mindless idiots...

-anonymous
  #7   Add continuum to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-15, 01:26
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I just want to kill all of them for being so damn stupid.

Take a half hour to watch this.

You'll thank me later.
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Old 2006-03-15, 01:52
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by anonymouslyaware:

Yeah, well, they believe what? 144,000 people will go to heaven, yet there are 6 million of them in the United States. What kinda crap is that, and yet, they still go door-to-door asking for more members? Doesn't that decrease their chances of going into their version of heaven? Mindless idiots...
They actually believe that all the 144,000 are already saved, and that no more will be.
  #9   Add continuum to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-15, 18:39
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Hmm but if those 144,000 were already saved, wouldn't that take away their free will?
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Old 2006-03-15, 20:44
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Quote:
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Hmm but if those 144,000 were already saved, wouldn't that take away their free will?
There was free will to begin with?
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