About
Community
News of the Temple
Community Bulletin Board
Chat
Art
Carnality
Entertainment
Science
Society
Technology
bbs | search | rss | faq | about | register
digg | del.icio.us | sphere | google

Go Back   Community > Society > My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God

My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1   Add Narcoplectic to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 17:47
Narcoplectic Narcoplectic is offline
New Arrival
 
Crooklyn Send a message via AIM to Narcoplectic Send a message via MSN to Narcoplectic
Default

Humans are the only animals that understand the concept of death, we created religion to ease the thought of it.

There is no other reason.
  #2   Add Adorkable to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 18:16
Adorkable Adorkable is offline
Regular
 
Northern Virginia Send a message via MSN to Adorkable
Default

k
  #3   Add ohhi to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 18:34
ohhi ohhi is offline
Regular
 
Default

Controll. Power. etc etc
  #4   Add Narcoplectic to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 18:37
Narcoplectic Narcoplectic is offline
New Arrival
 
Crooklyn Send a message via AIM to Narcoplectic Send a message via MSN to Narcoplectic
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ohhi:

Controll. Power. etc etc


Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Narcoplectic:

There is no other reason.
  #5   Add Circle-Takes-the-Square to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 19:36
Circle-Takes-the-Square Circle-Takes-the-Square is offline
Regular
 
Default

To ensure humanities survival is how I view religion. Think about 1500 years ago we have lets say a shit farmer. He does not like his job and is capable of doing nothing else. Nonetheless he is essential to the farming of shit. One morning he decides he wants to end his life but fears to because in all likely hood he would go to hell and be forced to farm shit while being tourtered, at least according to what he has been told. Stability was key to ensuring humans lived and prospered around the time religions were created.
  #6   Add LostCause to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-13, 22:33
LostCause LostCause is offline
Regular
 
Behind the boat house
Default

Organized religion came to be because people would congregate to listen to a leader speak about things that had gone on in the tribe. It was like early Fox News. They'd come and the leader would talk about weather predictions, tribal war tactics, wear to hunt, and they'd talk about the god(s). Later on the speakers began to gain more trust and power, greater theories began to evolve about the god(s) and before you knew it, there was a temple.

Cheers,

Lost
  #7   Add kenwih to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-14, 00:29
kenwih kenwih is offline
Regular
 
Default

err, i would say the earliest religion was anamistic and shamanistic.

only later do people get ideas about building temples and worshipping gods.

ancestor and animal worship is were it's at!

seriously religion is based on people taking drugs(usually) and going to the spirit world.(trance,hypnosis)

only later did it become about power, control, and yes, fear of death. it's really about getting high. so let's all go get high!
  #8   Add Surf_Bum to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-14, 05:58
Surf_Bum Surf_Bum is offline
Regular
 
San Diego CA USA
Default

There was a greedy and selfish king who lived in rich opulence, while the poor subjects of his kingdom slaved long hours and lived in poverty as they were being taxed so heavily by the king. So much anger and discontent were brewing that it was clear a violent revolution was forthcoming. The king called together his three most clever advisors, and explained, "A mass revolt is coming... if we don't do something to pacify the people, I'll soon be overthrown. If the three of you can think of a way to convince the people to be obedient and keep paying taxes... and like it... by tomorrow, I'll make you wealthy men. If you can't, I'll have you executed, along with your families."

As they went off to ponder the matter, the head advisor said "Wow, this is a tough one!" and after brainstorming, debating, and arguing all night, he concluded, "Well, I don't know about this, but it's all we can come up with, so let's tell the king and hope he likes it and doesn't cut our heads off."

He explained to the king, "We tell the people there's an all-powerful being called god who lives somewhere in the sky called heaven. God made the whole world, He knows everything, and can do anything. People who live poor lives, pay their taxes, and obey the laws go to heaven when they die, where they live forever and have everything they ever wanted. Rich people and people who are disobedient don't go to heaven when they die... they go to a place called hell where they burn and suffer forever."

The king said, "Heaven, hugh? Gee, that just might work..."
  #9   Add ArmsMerchant to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-14, 21:11
ArmsMerchant ArmsMerchant is offline
Moderator
 
Wasilla, Alaska
Default

Organized religion = crowd control.
  #10   Add ohhi to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-14, 21:21
ohhi ohhi is offline
Regular
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

Organized religion = crowd control.
What are they controlling? What aspects anyways?

Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:38.


 

 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Advertise | Art | Carnality | Community | Contact Us | Copyright Policy | Entertainment | FAQ
Link to totse.com | Science | Search | Society | Submissions | Technology
Hot Topics
The great films
Harsh Times
Let the right one in
Do NOT watch the movie Burn After Reading
Notorious
Sicko
WW2 movies from the other side
Disturbing as oppose to Disgusting
 
Sponsored Links
 
Ads presented by the
AdBrite Ad Network

 

TSHIRT HELL T-SHIRTS