So i am curious, I came up with this train of thought and I haven't yet found any flaw in it. I'm curious if any of you can shoot any holes in it, and it's quite a funny idea.
So, the Christian God is omnipresent; he is everywhere. God created man in his own image, so God's form is somewhat like ours if not a mirror image. That means that God has male genitalia (God made Eve for Adam and not in his image) and that his genitalia are EVERYWHERE. In addition to 'normal' sexual relations God is sodomizing every orifice of your body right now. In fact, you are simultaneously making love to and sodomizing God, as his orifices are everywhere and you and your representative parts are all inside him.
Isn't that comforting?
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