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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add bushy to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-24, 13:32
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Is he not? and why?
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  #2   Add Elephantitis Man to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-24, 17:01
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Not only is he mortal. He's dead.
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  #3   Add Truth is all to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-24, 17:09
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God is not mortal. The simple reason is that He is always consistant. He provides the same forgiveness in Christ to me as he does to everyone else. It is a free gift offered to the world. Then again I can not just put Him in a box. He is eternal, but eternity is quite a mystery to me so I can not fully answer this question.
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  #4   Add Elephantitis Man to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-24, 19:00
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*Newsflash*

"This just in: it appears that God doesn't exist. A man tested the hypothesis of God's existance by lowering himself into the lion den at the Kiev Zoo in Ukraine while shouting 'God will save me, if he exists'. The man was then attacked and killed by a lioness. No comment was heard from God regarding the incident."

True story.
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  #5   Add Abrahim to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-24, 21:44
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

*Newsflash*

"This just in: it appears that God doesn't exist. A man tested the hypothesis of God's existance by lowering himself into the lion den at the Kiev Zoo in Ukraine while shouting 'God will save me, if he exists'. The man was then attacked and killed by a lioness. No comment was heard from God regarding the incident."

True story.
Obviously God doesn't like idiots!

I've told you people a million times what God is, how God exists, how God is not a man like you're all imagining, even atheists seem to imagine God in an imaginary invented form for them to bash on.
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Old 2006-06-25, 02:55
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Abrahim, your words and you beliefs are not consistent.

You say you define god as reality, which would make god lose all meaning, then you also say the Koran is divine and contains scientific miracles. The latter indicates you believe god is more than just reality, you believe he gave people divine knowledge...

For real man, no one is going to take you seriously when you don't even believe or know what you are saying.
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  #7   Add Q777 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-25, 04:10
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Mormons believe that God live on a planet called Kolob.
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  #8   Add Fuck to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-25, 04:30
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I believe I saw "God" one time. I realized God's space cannot be measured, all thoughts and language fall just before "God", and "God" is here, there, everywhere, in this moment, timeless, incomprehensible, beyond imagination. God is you, God is me, he and them, they, the animals, the water and cars, the universe never ends and never begins in both space and time. I believe everyone will have a day in some lifetime where they realize God has always been RIGHT there, it was simply their own awareness that was "off".

In fact, Buddha talks much of God though you can't really tell. He's more interested in his path to God than talking incessantly about things that can't be talked about.

To see God you can try to breathe very controlled and slowly laying down for about 6 hours straight without much interruption at all.

Betcha can't.

Just what do you depict as "God"? Isn't "God" supposed to be everything, the entire universe? Is it so hard to believe that this entire universe is alive? Is it so hard to SEE it? Maybe when the big rich men in suits snatched up your mushrooms and plants, they snatched up a piece of our birthright...

[This message has been edited by Fuck (edited 06-25-2006).]
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Old 2006-06-25, 17:54
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if god is always going to be there in heaven wathcing us and judging us and is supposedly forgiving, then why does he allow people who are falsely convicted of crimes to have their lives ruined?
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Old 2006-06-25, 18:34
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You jesus praising cunt stains are silly.

God is so much more then that.
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