A Question About Jesus

[nightmare syndrome]

Could Jesus Microwave a Burrito so hot thet he could not eat it?

-NS

[GhoulScout]

Hahaha, wow.

The answer is.... YES.

Jesus can do anything.

He can microwave a burrito so hot that not even he can eat it.

BUT THAT MEANS HE CAN'T EAT IT.



Another flaw in Christianity.



Atheist side: 1

Christan side: 0

PWN'D.

[GhoulScout]

....I meant to say Christian. I KNOW HOW TO SPELL, DAMN IT.

[Beta69]

Don't rip off the Simpsons and not even give them credit.

[Shadout Mapes]

omnipotence is irrational

[Zman]

omnipotence doesn't mean you can do irrational things. you could go in circles forever, and its stupid...well could jesus not eat a burrito and eat the burrito at the same time, no? well there must not be a God.

[jsaxton14]

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005468.html

[Shadout Mapes]

quote:Originally posted by jsaxton14:

http: //www.tots e.com/bbs/ Forum15/HTML/005468.html

good thread. since i don't want to ressurect it from the dead, and this topic is very similar, i'll just say that the concept of omnipotence is in contradiction to logic in so many different degrees that logic must be dispensed of when arguing the existence of omnipotent beings, thus, such debate is useless. there's no way to win when every argument can be replied to with "because He just can."

To answer the original question, Jesus could cook a burrito so hot he could not eat it. Then, he could eat it. Because He just can.

[---Beany---]

How many more people are gonna create lame threads like this? It's been asked a million times and it doesn't show anything.

[Living Corpse]

Jesus is the reason why crappy forums like this one exists.

Why?

Because if it wasn't for Jesus, who else would you stupid wannabe anti social, people bag and tease the crap out of just to give yourselves a bit of self confidence in your bitter lives? Huh.. who.. You guys bag the Jews, Jesus and God for no reason at all, none but you guys think you are all good and mighty. You bag out somebody who you don't like, and isn't around, but if Jesus was here, and right in your face, you would be totally different.

You guys think your all tough bagging out people on the net. All so tough of you aye. Weak people, dare you to come and bag me about my faith to my face. You couldn't cause you are weak