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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add The_Big_Beef to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-17, 23:50
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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Recently a friend told me that there was a guy who was pennicostal, i think an aquaintance of his or something, well i guess the general rule is that pennicostals arent supposed to have cable or whatever. so this guy gets cable for his kids so that they can watch the disney channel and whatnot and the preacher or minister or whatever want to call him told him to get rid of the cable. the guy basically said no because he got only for his kids to watch the disney channel on. the minister threatened to pray this guy to hell. he said "if you dont get rid of cable then i will pray you to hell." i thought it was sort of ridiculous that a minister would threaten to prays someone to hell but whatever. thoughts?
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Old 2006-09-21, 08:02
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That minister is a cunt who deserves to die.
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Old 2006-09-21, 17:03
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You can't pray someone to hell. Only God can send someone to hell.

-deus-
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Old 2006-09-21, 17:22
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They ban cable?

What the fuck? Seriously, I dont get that one at all. Can someone explain why that would be or if that's even true?
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Old 2006-09-21, 17:25
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quote:Originally posted by TheMessiahComplex:

They ban cable?

What the fuck? Seriously, I dont get that one at all. Can someone explain why that would be or if that's even true?
They think cable may brainwash people.

And the church doesn't like competition. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif

-deus-
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Old 2006-09-21, 18:17
ArmsMerchant ArmsMerchant is offline
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That case is a tad extreme, but typical of Christianity, which is ultimately a religion of fear and denial.
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Old 2006-09-23, 17:18
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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You can't pray someone to hell. Only God can send someone to hell.

-deus-
Not only did he say he can pray him to hell but he also said that hes done it before which then implies that he got some sort of thank you note from satan.
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Old 2006-09-23, 19:03
FunkyZombie FunkyZombie is offline
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Sounds like par for the course for Christianity.
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Old 2006-09-23, 19:31
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quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

They think cable may brainwash people.

And the church doesn't like competition. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif

-deus-
Haha you know it http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif
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Old 2006-09-24, 02:05
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Shit, I'm not even Christian, but even I know that’s not the way its supposed to work. I would think the minister would be praying that the man would see the 'error of his ways' and hope that he'll be forgiven for his mistakes. Not condemning him to Hell. That’s plain malicious.

And that he said he's done it before and got some sort of 'thank you note' form Satan really seems to go against the basic principles of the religion - your not supposed to consort with the Devil.

The Pentecostals I know don't actually have a ban on cable, but they did burn Harry Potter books... So you can easily generalise that they're all quite odd.

[This message has been edited by flatplat (edited 09-24-2006).]
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