Purporting a stereotype

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Does anyone have any suggestions as how to dress and act like a stereotypical Christian kid so that me and a friend can go to this church thing? We are unreligious but wanna go to this thing cause there will be hundreds of girls. How do they dress? I guess I need to shave? And this is going to take a lot of acting/pretending...

[ADogg]

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

Does anyone have any suggestions as how to dress and act like a stereotypical Christian kid so that me and a friend can go to this church thing? We are unreligious but wanna go to this thing cause there will be hundreds of girls. How do they dress? I guess I need to shave? And this is going to take a lot of acting/pretending...

Just wear nice clothes and act normal... Them churchgoin' folk aren't all that different.

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Nah but we live in the Bible belt. He's never been to church and looks like a Jew. And I have the curly hair of a Jew but I'm Catholic and haven't been to church in years. And now we're gonna just walk into this southern baptist place...

[Raw_Power]

light-blue work shirt tucked into sand coloured trousers with black loathers. And comb your hair to the left.

[Twisted_Ferret]

Around here, most of the churches let you dress casual. I'm in Texas, so also in the Bible Belt I guess. I'd go with nice shirts and pants - you know, not a torn up T-shirt with skulls and band names on it or whatever - but nothing too special. Something muted, perhaps with a collar, for the shirt; and khaki pants or nice jeans.

But then, some churches DO want you to dress up... so I don't know. But I doubt they'll kick you out unless you have on a HAIL SATAN shirt or something

Edit: Shaving probably couldn't hurt. As for acting... well, most Christians are normal people. Nothing too different. No shouting or anything, and crude jokes probably wouldn't be appreciated; but that's just common sense. Regarding the actual service and so forth, just mimic the people around you.

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[Raw_Power]

Wear a red T-shirt that has a print of Hitler’s face with the words “God loves all. God forgives all” written on it in white.

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[The_Big_Beef]

Dont wear anything. then you can say you and your friend are reinacting the garden of eden, of course i think one of you will have to tape your dick between your legs. if you do it right they should understand.

[ArmsMerchant]

^While you're at it, wave a snake around and speak in tongues.

Or wave your tongue around and speak like a snake. . . .

Or wave your dick around and. . . oh, never mind.

[Frontier Psychiatrist]

quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:

Wear a red T-shirt that has a print of Hitler’s face with the words “God loves all. God forgives all” written on it in white.

Fucking brilliant.