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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Atticus_Ellis to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-27, 20:32
Atticus_Ellis Atticus_Ellis is offline
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It's really weird, I woke up this morning with all the cuts, at first I thought it was a prank but I dunno...

They don't hurt at all.

http://tinyurl.com/eszg3

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  #2   Add The_Big_Beef to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-27, 20:47
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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Too bad the nails were put into jesus' wrists and not his hands. and why reason out the fact that you might have hit something in the night while sleeping and didnt feel it thus not waking up?
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Old 2006-09-28, 00:25
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Too bad the nails were put into jesus' wrists and not his hands. and why reason out the fact that you might have hit something in the night while sleeping and didnt feel it thus not waking up?
Some stigmatics have the wounds in the palms, as well. Anyway, there's no proof of where the nails were driven. It COULD have been in the palms.

Either way, I'm inclined towards disbelief. This IS totse, after all. Who of us is pious enough to get stigmata?
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Old 2006-09-28, 04:12
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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Well my question still stands. why rule out the possibility that he might have done something to himself while asleep that he didnt feel?
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Old 2006-09-28, 06:19
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I might be convinced, if there wasn't jagged pieces of plywood in the background... http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif
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Old 2006-09-28, 06:32
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I might be convinced, if there wasn't jagged pieces of plywood in the background... http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif
Burn the heretic.
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  #7   Add noquarter to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-28, 14:42
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I dont think that Jesus would have been on the cross very long if the nails were put through his palms.
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Old 2006-09-29, 17:48
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No, you are an emo.
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Old 2006-09-30, 03:50
trichocereus pachanoi trichocereus pachanoi is offline
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Weren't St Padre Pio of Petreclina's wounds in his palms? I could be mistaken....
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  #10   Add shuu to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-30, 10:16
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That's just a picture of someone who's cut their hand on the shit in the background.
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