Veggie Tales.

[Esplender]

Talking vegetables promoting Christianity?

Wait a minute, there's something wrong here.

The only reason that the vegetables are talking is that it is the work of magic, and magic = witchchraft. And witchcraft = the work of the devil. And the only reason that they're promoting Christianity is that they are actually discreetly promoting Devil Worship!

LO AND BEHOLD! CHRISTIANITY = DEVIL WORSHIP!

[Iskalla]

In the bible God was offered meat and vegetables by Cain and Abel, he rejected the offer of vegetables and took the meat. God would not certainly approve of this.

[Source]

What would God want with meat? Or any food for that matter?

Hell why'll we're at it, why would good even need or want a sacrifice?

[MidnightRambler]

quote:Originally posted by Esplender:

Talking vegetables promoting Christianity?

Wait a minute, there's something wrong here.

The only reason that the vegetables are talking is that it is the work of magic, and magic = witchchraft. And witchcraft = the work of the devil. And the only reason that they're promoting Christianity is that they are actually discreetly promoting Devil Worship!

LO AND BEHOLD! CHRISTIANITY = DEVIL WORSHIP!

Or it could be that is a "miracle" instead of Devil worship.

[ryanthekiller]

or it could just be a fucking computer animated cartoon that your over-analyzing you shits

[Esplender]

quote:Originally posted by MidnightRambler:

Or it could be that is a "miracle" instead of Devil worship.

Miracle > Magic > Witchcraft > BLASPHEMY

[shuu]

christians/vegetables,

sounds about right .

[Frontier Psychiatrist]

Get to them while they're young and weak willed.

[MasterPython]

The whole telivision thing violates the second comandment. Pictures are forbiden.

[Absentis]

MasteryPython, I hope you're joking. The commandment forbids graven images, which menas religious creations that would replace God (specifically idols) . The first commandment states to have no other gods before Him (God)

Secondly, Iskalla, the reason God rejected Cain's offering because it was not his best crop. God accepted Abel's sacrifice because the animals (sheep I think) were without blemish.