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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-12-02, 19:10
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the dinasours, and the fact that first plant life on earth was something like 2000 million years ago?

was god just high on drugs for 2000 million years and couldnt figure it out
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Old 2006-12-02, 19:20
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The latest Google toolbar for Fire Fox comes with a spell check button. It is REALLY cool.
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Old 2006-12-02, 19:24
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The latest Google toolbar for Fire Fox comes with a spell check button. It is REALLY cool.


wow i spelt dinosaurs wrong, thanks alot spelling teacher!. seriosly you knew what i ment so why the fuck do you take it upon yourself to mention it,

this website isnt called Totse spelling B

with an a is how i pronounce it so i dont really care how its correctly spelled

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Old 2006-12-02, 19:25
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Thou Fool! Don't you know that earth is only 6000 years old? God created the universe with the appearance of age.

The dinosaurs co-existed with man, and were all vegetarians. They all died in the flood where they were distributed in different layers of mud which explains all of the fossils.

All of these seeming contradictions between what the bible says and what we actually see, were designed by God to test our faith.

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Old 2006-12-02, 19:28
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I'm not sure how Creationist explain away Dinosaurs and ancient plant life. Although, I'm sure it would be a very interesting answer.

As long as what he wrote was legible, then does his spelling really matter?
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Old 2006-12-02, 19:29
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Thou Fool! Don't you know that earth is only 6000 years old? God created the universe with the appearance of age.

The dinosaurs co-existed with man, and were all vegetarians. They all died in the flood where they were distributed in different layers of mud which explains all of the fossils.

All of these seeming contradictions between what the bible says and what we actually see, were designed by God to test our faith.



is that seriosly what they say? if so thats fucken retarded, are all christians on serious mind altering drugs or what?
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Old 2006-12-02, 19:31
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is that seriosly what they say? if so thats fucken retarded, are all christians on serious mind altering drugs or what?
The hardcore ones yes, that is pretty much what they say.
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Old 2006-12-02, 19:32
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Sad but true, many actually believe exactly what I posted.

Why would it suprise you that they believe any of this? How is it any more rediculous than them believing that a Being(with limitless supernatural abilities)created Himself, the universe, and all within it? A being who damns you eternally for not believing, but refuses to show any sign of His existance for (allegedly) over 2000 years?

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Old 2006-12-02, 19:56
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On the other hand....

Years ago I watched a TV documentary about a then new scientific theory on how the universe came into being (a now disproven theory I expect!)

The program started off by ridiculing the ancient Japanese creation myth of two gods stirring the cauldron of chaos with a magical spear (i think it was, Japanese myth isn't my field)

But after half an hour of 'vibrating strings' , plasma and quarks ...the Japanese myth started to sound quite reasonable by comparison!



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Old 2006-12-02, 23:26
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I bet it was a bitch eating plants with tyrannosaurus teeth. Or wolves or lions for that matter. And they do believe that shit.
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