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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-01-04, 21:28
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hello every one im quite sure this is my first post within this board but here it goes.



the christians view jesus christ as the embodyment of god. so this being said jesus christ IS god. if jesus christ was god why would he not pray to himself why would he not ask himself to "forgive them they kno not what they do" instead he asks his father. his creator. this again is assuming of course mary was a virgin and it was gods seed. back to the point jesus is 1 of gods creations nothing more. why do they choose to worship him and not adam? adam was a creation of god. the original at that. (asuming of course we didnt evolve) so why is jesus such a special creation that he deserves to be worshiped? and if jesus came here to set up "his" church why did he not set up doctrines of order? of course one could argue that he did not want to create zombies that made no choices and followed blindly. but then why was there a doctrine created after his death? (to keep the operation under control thats why)
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Old 2007-01-04, 21:54
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To address a few of the issues you raise--in a sense, we are all God--Jesus said as much himself--"Th kingdom of God is within you." He also acknowledged that he himself wasn't all that special when he said "all that I have done, ye shall do also."

Sadly, modern Christianity is not much about Christ; very much about power and control.
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Old 2007-01-04, 23:20
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BEcause christianity is as fucking incoherent as any fucking piece of messed up shit.

The lying fuckers cant even get their shitty story or logic straight. Fuckin dumbasses.
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Old 2007-01-04, 23:30
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BEcause christianity is as fucking incoherent as any fucking piece of messed up shit.

The lying fuckers cant even get their shitty story or logic straight. Fuckin dumbasses.
I could have said it better myself.
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Old 2007-01-05, 04:19
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The term 'virgin' refers to the chosen women who were given the 'privilege' to reproduce (sexually or artificially) with extraterrestrial giants who could not leave the earth, known as the Brotherhood of the Serpent. Their first 'model' of genetically altered humans was known as the Sons of the Serpent.

The story of Jesus is based on similar, older stories from older religions, which themselves might even be passed down from even older religions. But the tale is a metaphor.

The 'virgin' birth of Jesus was the creation of the Sons of the Serpents by the selfish giant beings from space, who were claiming to be Gods, starting to create their foundation of control over us, to achieve their eventual goal of escape.

The message 'Jesus' tried to get across in the bible story, is the same intentions of the Sons of the Serpents. And over the thousands of years of interbreeding, confusion, destruction, infiltration and misinformation this story is what remains.

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Old 2007-01-06, 08:24
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Imagine this, i am not flaming you. But if the giants want to escape they want technology right? Well religion and technology don't really co-exist well without MUCH hypocrisy. So if the giants want to escape wouldn't they much rather prevent religion?
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Old 2007-01-06, 08:42
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we dont worship adam because hes human like us. Jesus' purpose was to save the descendants of adam.

Jesus is god, but is not the "father". of the holy trinity. i dont think he asks "god" he asks his "father" as in the father, son, holy spirit.

think of it this way.

youre a shepard you own a male and female sheep. you are "the father". the two sheep are adam and eve. they reproduce and form a flock. then you realise that the sheep are disorganised so you get a dog to keep them in line. Jesus is that sheepdog. All controlling aspects form "god":

-you the father, who started it all.

-the dog the son, who guide the people

-the farm which is the holy spirit, which everything is a part of.

now the sheep must repect jesus, or else he would bite their legs etc. sometimes, however, the dog might "ask" the father to get help.

now some of the sheep are more respective of the dog than the others. they were the disciples, and the sheep follow them.

not a perfect analogy i know, but it answers a little bit
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Old 2007-01-06, 08:52
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So in christian religion humans are sheep and jesus is a guard dog threatening to rip humans into pieces? NICE!
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Old 2007-01-06, 15:17
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So in christian religion humans are sheep and jesus is a guard dog threatening to rip humans into pieces? NICE!
i didnt say anything about a dog killing people. i mean to say that the guard dog uses some persuasion to guide the sheep on the right path.
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Old 2007-01-06, 15:35
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The giants could have molded religion however they wanted to move society in a direction. But they didnt only get power in religion, its in every aspect of your life. Politics, education, religion, even drugs. They use it all to keep us afraid and direct us how they want.

Religion never stopped the atom bomb. That was phase 1.
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