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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-01-09, 02:15
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Can God create a rock so huge that even he can't lift it?
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Old 2007-01-09, 02:19
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Yes.

Really man, look at every other post. There have been so many like this, skim down this page and the next.
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Old 2007-01-09, 02:20
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oh im sorry

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Old 2007-01-09, 20:35
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"On this rock I will build my church."

That kind of rock?
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Old 2007-01-09, 23:46
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The question doesn't actually make sense because you are comparing Gods omnipotence against Gods omnipotence.

So what you are really asking is this:

"Is Gods power greater than Gods power?"

If God is omniscient then there is nothing greater than its power and comparing God to God doesn't make sense.
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Old 2007-01-09, 23:50
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Daz:

The question doesn't actually make sense because you are comparing Gods omnipotence against Gods omnipotence.

So what you are really asking is this:

"Is Gods power greater than Gods power?"

If God is omniscient then there is nothing greater than its power and comparing God to God doesn't make sense.
Yes. I couldn't have put it better myself. I am disappointed that atheists still use that "evidence" to try to disprove the existence of god. It has the same validity as using the explosion in a junkyard model to disprove evolution.
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Old 2007-01-10, 00:08
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This forum is fucking useless. No matter how many times I explain this is a valid question people post the exact same shit the next time the thread comes up.
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Old 2007-01-10, 01:10
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

This forum is fucking useless. No matter how many times I explain this is a valid question people post the exact same shit the next time the thread comes up.
Do enlighten me on how it is valid?
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Old 2007-01-10, 01:32
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"Nigel: No, you've seen enough of that one. This is a top to a, you know, what we use on earth, but it's very...very special because if you can see...

Marty: Yeah...

Nigel: ...the commandments all go to eleven. Look...right across the rock slab.

Marty: Ahh...oh, I see....

Nigel: Eleven...eleven...eleven....

Marty: ..and most of these commandments go up to ten....

Nigel: Exactly.

Marty: Does that mean it's...more blessed? Is it any more blessed?

Nigel: Well, it's one more blessed, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most...most blokes, you know, will be praying at ten. You're on ten here...all the way up...all the way up....

Marty: Yeah....

Nigel: ...all the way up. You're on ten in your bible...where can you go from there? Where?

Marty: I don't know....

Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra.. push over the cliff...you know what we do?

Marty: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One more blessed.

Marty: Why don't you just make ten more holy and make ten be the top... number... and make that a little more blessed?

Nigel: These go to eleven."
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Old 2007-01-10, 06:48
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quote:Originally posted by Lamabot:

Do enlighten me on how it is valid?
Is that a question? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif

Click.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 01-10-2007).]
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