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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-01-12, 22:18
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(Christian) I've heard a theory that he created us as an experiment. He would give a creature created in his image freewill and see how how humanity would unfold. and every so often guide us with an invisible hand to further the experiment to its end. maybe he just wanted to see if people would choose to follow him or stray away from thier creator and he would reward those who followed and punished those who followed the devils way. maybe the devils turning was the whole reason for this, to see who would follow the devils path or his.

not so unbeleivable to me.



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Old 2007-01-12, 22:35
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If you're Christian, then you believe god is allknowing, so why would he need to do any kind of experiment? He would know the results automatically.

A better theory is that we are God's debris, that God, being allknowing, has only thing he could not possibly know. What would happen if he were to cease to exist. If he didn't exist, could he still percieve anything?

Using this logic, he may have blasted himself into billions of tiny pieces, or humans.

And as we grow, mature and evolve we come closer and closer to establishing ourselves as God, much like a neural network in the brain creates something greather than the sum of its parts.

Credit Scott Adams.
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Old 2007-01-12, 22:38
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quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

If you're Christian, then you believe god is allknowing, so why would he need to do any kind of experiment? He would know the results automatically.

A better theory is that we are God's debris, that God, being allknowing, has only thing he could not possibly know. What would happen if he were to cease to exist. If he didn't exist, could he still percieve anything?

Using this logic, he may have blasted himself into billions of tiny pieces, or humans.

And as we grow, mature and evolve we come closer and closer to establishing ourselves as God, much like a neural network in the brain creates something greather than the sum of its parts.

Credit Scott Adams.
That was the most idiotic theory i evr heard! you sound like one of those tree hugging hippies(no offense it just sounds like something they would say lol).

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Old 2007-01-12, 22:40
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No, we aren't God's experiment. As Nepthys said, God is all-knowing and has no need for experiments.

Some things vaguely seem like experimentation, such as Lilith being the first woman. Not only did that go horribly wrong, but it was managed poorly by God, too.
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Old 2007-01-12, 23:25
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So what if he was all knowing, could of been for fun? we dont know!
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Old 2007-01-13, 00:14
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quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

If you're Christian, then you believe god is allknowing, so why would he need to do any kind of experiment? He would know the results automatically.

A better theory is that we are God's debris, that God, being allknowing, has only thing he could not possibly know. What would happen if he were to cease to exist. If he didn't exist, could he still percieve anything?

Using this logic, he may have blasted himself into billions of tiny pieces, or humans.

And as we grow, mature and evolve we come closer and closer to establishing ourselves as God, much like a neural network in the brain creates something greather than the sum of its parts.

Credit Scott Adams.
That just blew my fucking mind yet at the same time blew nothing but my cock. I love it.
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Old 2007-01-13, 00:21
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

That was the most idiotic theory i evr heard! you sound like one of those tree hugging hippies(no offense it just sounds like something they would say lol).

It's as valid as any other theory.
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Old 2007-01-13, 03:54
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He's just a god fanboy anything that does not coincide with the teachings of the king james bible he knows and accepts as undebated truth (why even post here then?) upsets him like a chimpanzee with a camera (quoted david cross).
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Old 2007-01-13, 03:59
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Be glad your not my experiment shit would make Hostel look like a comedy, which it kinda is anyway.

** Deuce Omen
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Old 2007-01-13, 06:05
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The platypus was God's experiment.
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