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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-01-14, 03:19
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who do you pray to? how do you pray? how does prayer work?
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  #2   Add Electron to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-14, 03:20
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Uh! you pray to God you, just talk to him dumbass
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Old 2007-01-14, 03:23
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I don't pray

if I did, though, it would be to... Nobody, really, just broadcasted. Not really to everyone, just to Nobody.

I would pray by thinking. Forming images, words, sensations, impressions, informing Nobody what it is I want to say to them, what it is I want to do, what it is I want.

It would prolly work by strengthening myself, or by letting Nobody know, giving Nobody a chance to either pat themselves on the back(or whatever), or get started on making things work out like I want.
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Old 2007-01-14, 03:23
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I pray that I will find happiness in life.



I pray that I can find it through drugs, Or maybe I will find it by falling in love, or I can trap myself in bad faith by finding happiness through wealth, essentially kneeling to the devil.
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Old 2007-01-14, 03:31
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when i was little i remember praying to god but thats because i knew a little about the bible. now i dont really think i believe in a single god person though. i just sorta always thought we were all equal and part of the same thing. and maybe you could call that thing that is all of us god.

so i never really think about praying anymore. but ive heard that prayer can work and its still good to pray. but who would you pray to if not god? how would they be able to help you? what if just by really believing that your prayers would be answered and visualizing it happening you could actually answer your prayers by will.

but i dont know im kind of high. i always have interesting thoughts when im high http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif
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Old 2007-01-14, 04:54
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Yes, yes I do.

EDIT: I think this should go in My God can beat the shit out of your God.

[This message has been edited by I_am_god (edited 01-14-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-14, 06:20
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Electron:

Uh! you pray to God you, just talk to him dumbass
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Old 2007-01-14, 06:44
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Praying works because if you focuse all of your energy towards one thing in life, you have a better result.
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Old 2007-01-14, 07:00
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I pray to god to help me be a good man, and pray that no (or at least less) horrible things will happen in the world.
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Old 2007-01-14, 10:01
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No, its only use is being a large waste of time.
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