I finally get scientology

[xian]

Obviously scientology is fake, for it is actually a giant con. What they do is get famous actors like tom cruise and john travolta to identify themselves as scientologists in exchange for a percentage of the profit they receive for the training sessions/ other religious advancements that require money, and exploit their fame to attract other people for even more revenue. that way those in charge and the publicity actors get paid up the ass with other peoples money, and those who join get shit fucked.

nice scheme.

[monkmaster]

*gasp*

Of course!

[tatari gami]

k

[The Shady Dealer]

Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.

[Crack Man]

shhhh

they can hear us

[niggercake]

quote:Originally posted by The Shady Dealer:

Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.

And the winner is!

The shady dealer!

[missing_cipher]

Fr. Gerard Deighan writes:

Were you aware that 666 is the sum of the numbers from 1 to 36, and that 36 is, of course, the square of 6? Hence 666 is an essentially 'sixy' number. And since 6 is the number of imperfection, falling one short of 7, 666 is a cumulatively imperfect, and therefore evil, number.

[Rem]

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

shhhh

they can hear us

Thats just the crack talking.

*Rem

[dburgess90]

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

shhhh

they can hear us

The wallses have ears, precious.

[Hare_Geist]

Scientology is the one religion that generally scares me.

I got this weird paranoia thing going on where my mind tells me I believe the opposite of what I believe and I'm convinced that my own mind is trying to trick me and that scientologists are going to use this to brainwash me so I have to repeat over and over again "fuck scientology, I am not a scientologist".

God, I'm insane.