The basis for Islam, Christainity, and Judaism in a nutshell.

[shitty wok]

"Oh God said to Abraham 'kill me a son'. Abe said 'Man, you must be putting me on'. God said 'no'. Abe said 'what?!'. God said 'you can do what you want Abe but uh, the next time you see me coming you'd better run'. Abe said 'Where do you want this killing done?'. God said 'out on Highway 61'." I think that's from the Torah....

[boozehound420]

what a great story to spread peace with

[Delysid]

Actually I beleive that was Old Testaments.

Completely different subject but I have a thousand telephones that don't ring. Doesn't anyone here know what I can do with these things?

[Levo75]

HB

[shitty wok]

quote:Originally posted by Delysid:

Actually I beleive that was Old Testaments.

Completely different subject but I have a thousand telephones that don't ring. Doesn't anyone here know what I can do with these things?

yes I think it can be easily done

Just take everything down to Highway 61.

[Kykeon]

The Book of Dylan, the only text in the Bible worth reading...but yeah, definatly for HB.

[Viraljimmy]

"The basis for Islam, Christainity, and Judaism in a nutshell."

God made us in his image, and we still weren't good enough.