I am God.

[turkeysandwich]

I am God. It's true, the title says it all. It seems that most of these threads created here are just turmoil and strife. If you'd like to ask me some questions, feel free.

I'd like to consider this thread somewhere where questions can be asked without being insulted. I'll be glad to answer. *Thumbs up*

[Twisted_Ferret]

Make me immortal and omnipotent, please.

Edit: Ah, as a question... will you please make me immortal and/or (preferably and) omnipotent?

Immortal meaning not unable to die, but only that I will not die unless I want to.

[turkeysandwich]

That's a request, not a question.

Plus, you'd get bored after a while. Trust me on that one.

[Twisted_Ferret]

I don't mind. I'd die when I needed to.

[TeenMachine]

Hey god, what's up?

[turkeysandwich]

Not to much, you know. Hangin' with some bitches and ho's. In all seriousness, further creating the expansion of the known universe and hiding myself from the non-believers. And making myself seem far to obvious to the believers. You don't think I don't want people arguing, right?

[AngryFemme]

God?

Why do you harvest so much hate and ignorance in a cell, allowing all the Masta Thiefs in the universe to grow past the zygote stage?

None of us take even half the amusement from it that you do.

Really - it's not funny!

Cut it out! You twisted, Geppetto-esque Madman

[turkeysandwich]

You answered that question yourself, AngryFemme. I like you though, so I'll see what I can do from here on out.

[truckfixr]

Originally Posted by turkeysandwich

I am God. It's true, the title says it all. It seems that most of these threads created here are just turmoil and strife. If you'd like to ask me some questions, feel free.

I'd like to consider this thread somewhere where questions can be asked without being insulted. I'll be glad to answer. *Thumbs up*

Can I own a Canadian?

[turkeysandwich]

If you consider canadians to be a lesser people, and have wrought some kind of undoing against you, then take a shot at it. No guarantee's though.

All I gotta say is do as you please, just don't litter. I've been to canada a few times, vacationed there. It's very clean, don't ruin it.