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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-10-17, 07:31
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Exclamation The Banana: Proof a God exists.

http://banana.xar.us/Budha_Banana.jpg

It is my theory that the simple banana has vaster theological ramifications then could be imagined.

Think about it.

Its conveinently shaped for holding, has a ripeness indicator in its color, has a biodegradable wrapper, is peeled easily, nutritious, and is a phallic symbol.

This could have only come about through intelligent design on the part of a Creator.

Discuss.

Last edited by Man-Erg; 2007-10-17 at 07:35. Reason: Decided to change the picture.
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Old 2007-10-17, 07:33
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Default Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.

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http://food.oregonstate.edu/images/fruitveg/banana/banana3.jpg

It is my theory that the simple banana has vaster theological ramifications then could be imagined.

Think about it.

Its conveinently shaped for holding, has a ripeness indicator in its color, has a biodegradable wrapper, is peeled easily, nutritious, and is a phallic symbol.

This could have only come about through intelligent design on the part of a Creator.

Discuss.
Yeah, I saw the youtube video too.
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Old 2007-10-17, 07:36
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Default Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.

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*insert copypasta from shitty Youtube movie here.*
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Old 2007-10-17, 07:40
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Question Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.

Well this thread backfired.

Incidentaly, this is copypasta from wikipedia, I haven't seen that youtube movie.

Link plz?
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Old 2007-10-17, 07:44
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Default Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.

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Well this thread backfired.

Incidentaly, this is copypasta from wikipedia, I haven't seen that youtube movie.

Link plz?
Do you need to find it on the web?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk
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Old 2007-10-17, 08:03
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Default Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.

Might as well post this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo
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Old 2007-10-17, 08:05
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They would make the most awesome trolls in MGCBTSOOYG ever.
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Old 2007-10-17, 08:06
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http://banana.xar.us/Budha_Banana.jpg...............and is a phallic symbol
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's good way of telling all of us which side of the team you swing for.......



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Old 2007-10-17, 08:10
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Coconuts, pineapples etc.


Also cultivars.
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Old 2007-10-17, 13:15
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your right, but the creator is Nature itself.

I win.
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