What does god look like?

[Uh]

[reject]

God isn't a nigger

[surprise buttsecks]

God isn't there, champ.

Theres no invisible man in the sky.

[Tommy Lund]

Alanis Morisette.

[256]

Where's TuxyM or whatever he's called when you need him. HE'LL KNOW what God looks like.

Bet it's astonishingly like a general description of his father!

[robinhoody]

God looks like this:



After having sex with Sarah Silverman.


Speaking of which, why does a google image search for "Sarah Silverman god" bring up this:

Subtle racism by Maxim?

[ComradeAsh]

If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets

And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

[robinhoody]

When I was in foster with the Fundamentalists, the guy would get mad when I sang that song.

"robinhoody, God is not a slob, don't say things like that "

/facepalm

[23]

God looks like nothing because he is __________ (fill in the blank).

[i poop in your cereal]

/Thread