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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-11-09, 00:18
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A girl in my religion class is doing an essay on Westboro baptist church. She sent them an e-mail with several questions and they sent a quick reply. Their message is so filled with hate and is so contradictory to our common analysis of Christianity that I thought I should share it with everyone here. Please reply with any thoughts on the subject, I am currently thinking of sending them a reply e-mail from myself asking them to clarify some of my perceived paradoxes in their logic and anything you guys can add may be helpful as well.

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Q: Thank you. Here are the questions, and I have to ask permission to quote you directly in the paper that I am writing, so please let me know if this is alright. Otherwise, it can be an anonymous source.
A: You should feel free to quote till your quoter is broken. J

Q.1) Why do you believe it is necessary for your church to proclaim its message to an audience who, for the most part, is in disagreement?
A) Because it is our duty to put the standard of God before this generation. The scripture says – go into all the world and preach this gospel to EVERY creature. Paul said Preach the word, be instant in season (when they like it) and out of season (WHEN THEY DON’T)! Here it is Miss Robyn – we don’t give a rat’s back side about what this generation agrees with! They have a covenant with death and with hell are they at agreement! So get past that!

Q.2) What is the overarching goal of your church?
A) To preach a faithful message FROM THE SCRIPTURES to a generation of rebels against their God WITH NO CAUSE!! The key word here is FAITHFUL! We don’t manage the message, we just preach it IN FULL and faithfully!

Q.3) How many members are there in your church?
A) I don’t know exactly how many members, but the total of all the souls that pertain to this little flock of slaughter is 71 – that would be right down to my little Great Niece that was born 9 weeks ago.

Q.4) Why is it that homosexuals, in particular, are the reason for "God's hatred of America”? What about the other supposed "sinners”?
A) Oh – don’t blame the fags – it is their enablers that are most to blame and are going to get the most wrath from their God! What kind of goofy question is #2 here – what is that supposed language and why the “ marks around sinners? Do you fancy little Miss Robyn that you are not a sinner? This is a filthy nation that is in full on angry rebellion against the Lord their God. Your sins are as many as you can think up – and you do any filthy thing that you think of. Fags are just the bottom wrung on the depravity chain. They will not even admit that they are sinning!

Q.5) The Bible proclaims that the Christian God is a forgiving God. Why would a forgiving God, as you claim, "hate" his children?
A) Stop lying on the Bible and God! You will bring wrath on yourself for that! There is NO forgiveness without repentance! When you are proud of your sin, you will NEVER repent! The scripture says that God hates most people! That is the default!

Q.6) The Bible also says that no one is perfect, therefore everyone is a sinner. What are the Westboro Baptist Church’s sins? And why are they forgiven?
A) Well – it’s nice to see that you can come close to what the Bible says! It says that you cannot please God in the flesh – that everyone sins and that everyone is a liar! Your second question is wrong in several ways. We do not and will not glory in any of our sins, we do not make sin our vocation and we strive against sin. Further, we have the kindness toward one another to watch and provoke each other to OBEY the commandments – we follow the Bible that says – EXHORT one another DAILY, while it is called TODAY least any be hardened by the deceitfulness of sin! As for the last question – you dope – the ONLY reason our sins are forgiven, if they are, would be because the Lord Jesus Christ died on that cross for our sins! If he did not die for our sins, they will NOT be forgiven and we will have to pay for them in hell just like YOU!

Q.7) Is there ever any remorse for the harsh message you proclaim?
A) HELL NO!! We are not ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ – we rejoice for every bit if it! We will leave the maudlin, squally drawing back for you ignorant earth dwellers that have not bothered to wrap your rebellious minds around the fact that God HATES drawing back! His soul has no pleasure in you creeps that run from his word and his standards – so shut up about that!

Q.8) You claim that "God Loves Dead Soldiers" because the soldiers represent God's wrath upon a nation that allows homosexulaity. However, these soldiers may not even be homosexual, and in fact, they are defending your right to picket, protest, etc. Why, then, is it necessary to bring their families pain?
A) They do NOT defend anything that we do – they, like you HATE God and his standards and his commandments and you – and they want us dead. So get over that! As for the whole Fag Troops thing – you need to watch this excellent Sign Movie: [COLOR=windowtext]http://www.thesignsofthetimes.net/ft.html[/COLOR]

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Old 2007-11-09, 00:19
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Their e-mail was too long to fit into one message... Here is the rest of it.

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Q.9) There is a commandment to "Love thy neighbor as thyself." This commandment is being violated by your message of hate for fags, hate for America, etc. How do you justify this hate as a Christian?
A) See the Love thy neighbor documents on the [COLOR=windowtext]www.godhatesamerica.com[/COLOR] page. The standard of loving your neighbor set by your God is that you warn your neighbor that his sin is taking him to hell – if you do not do that – God’s standard is that you HATE your neighbor in your dark, evil, selfish heart!

Q.10) Tell me about Jesus according to the WBC. Where does He come into play? Very few of your messages even mention Jesus. Does Jesus exist as a saving grace within your church?
A) See the answers to #6 above and try to hide your contempt for the very idea that it is not all about you and what you want and what you think is righteous.

Q.11) You are exercising an American first amendment right to speech. Therefore, you are supporting an American ideal. Since God hates America, why would you take advantage of its freedom?
A) Why don’t you just say that there is nothing that we can do that will be right in your blind eyes. What a silly question! We live in Doomed america – we obey the laws of God and we obey the laws of man!

Q.12) What is it about the world today, apart from homosexuality, that is causing such an uproar in your church, and why do you take it upon yourselves to deliver such a harsh message?
A) To get your rebellious mind around the answer to this question, you need to go to [COLOR=windowtext]www.signmovies.net[/COLOR] and watch all those short and excellent videos. Also go to [COLOR=windowtext]www.youtube.com[/COLOR] and watch the excellent music videos – you type in God Hates The World; then type in Big Fibbin and then type in There Are No Heroes and finally type in God Hates Ireland – those are four of our music videos that Doomed american’s have put out onto the web for the education of the damned! J Here they are for easy access! J [COLOR=windowtext]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQjLLPoxbKk[/COLOR]; [COLOR=windowtext]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBTVgqPPJQ[/COLOR]; [COLOR=windowtext]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg7AlZv2srg[/COLOR]; [COLOR=windowtext]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJTxnj661Y[/COLOR]


Q.13) How do you interpret all of the media press you have received? Is there a goal of the WBC to not only deliver this message of hate, but to make sure it is nationally publicized?
A) EXACTLY!! So we do our job and hit the streets and we pray to the God of Heaven that holds the KEYS to the doors of utterance – HE opens the doors and NO MAN can shut them and HE shuts the doors and NO MAN can open them. That makes our lives blessedly simple – we do our job and we trust our God to make sure that the Doomed american rebels get out there and drink from the cup of his fury in our hands and they publish like a bunch of lemmings! It’s altogether lovely! We don’t have to worry one bit about it! We, the faithful servants of God – those that are permitted to ask, do ask and our God shows us great and mighty things that we could not possibly have thought of!

Q.14) You believe that America is a sinful nation and that anyone who associates itself with America is going to hell. Who, then, is to be saved? And, why, then, do you still live in such a God-condemning nation?
A) Again with the brutish and foolish and unlearned questions!! ONLY those that were chosen before the foundation of the earth – by a sovereign God – by his good will and at his good pleasure can be saved! Further, he does not consult his creatures – he expects obedience from them! If he did not choose you – you go to hell, and there is NOTHING you can do about it! So – if you have any sense WHATSOEVER, you will shut your odious cake chute and humble yourself under the mighty hand of God and OBEY all of his written word you dumb nerd! As for the why are we here – YIKES – how about this – we are EXACTLY where the Lord our God put us – it is not our job to run from this ministry that he mercifully gave us! Can you say Jonah? He tried to run and he ended up in the belly of the great fish! I don’t want that!

Now – might I just suggest one thing – the next time you ask a favor of some kind-hearted people – and they agree to answer your questions, try just a little bit to hid the utter contempt that you have for your God and therefore for his people! It will not go well for you in this life NOR in the life to come!

Q) Thank you so much for your time.
A) You are most welcome! If there is anything else, feel free to ask.

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Old 2007-11-09, 00:23
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I'm not reading through all of that mess
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Old 2007-11-09, 01:45
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I heard somewhere on totse that they are just atheists making Christianity and religion in general look bad.

But I think they are just the crazy whackjobs that they appear to be.

Any way, I am going to send an email to them and then post it hear for lulz.

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Old 2007-11-09, 04:58
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So many Christians are so unchristian nowadays.
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Old 2007-11-09, 06:04
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attention whores
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Old 2007-11-09, 06:41
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"God hates most people! That is the default!!"

That about says it all.
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Old 2007-11-09, 10:56
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They're basically real life trolls.
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Old 2007-11-09, 11:26
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They're basically real life trolls.
I hope so...

... Seriously, if they're not... Well... Fuck.
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Old 2007-11-10, 07:44
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man those people are fucked up, Hippocrates. they are just real life trolls.

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