What if jesus...

[gombowlzombie]

... was a woman?

http://www.youdamnkid.com/d/19990301.html



I like the idea (makes the idea of a messiah more belivable to me for some reason.) but I don't know what others kind impact it would have.

[VeneFrigus]

Well, he did act rather effeminately.

Edit - Grammatical Error

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[TigerJK]

1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

[just.landed]

He told us that we have 2 choices, when we only really have one. I mean cmon, obey and get into heaven, disobey and go to hell.

[TigerJK]

Well, I think we've exhausted the female deity jokes.

[Beany]

quote:Originally posted by just.landed:

He told us that we have 2 choices, when we only really have one. I mean cmon, obey and get into heaven, disobey and go to hell.

Jesus didn't say anything of the kind.

[je*sus fuckup]

It wasn't what He said, it was the tone of voice He said it in

[just.landed]

quote:Originally posted by Beany:



Jesus didn't say anything of the kind.

Is Jesus God?

[Beany]

quote:Originally posted by just.landed:

Is Jesus God?

Well, I hope this aint gonna go to waste on you, but yes he is God, we all are.

Everything is part of god and we are all on a journey back to god, our life is a process of us realising that.

Jesus realised it, that's why he claimed to be god.

If you haven't yet realised it you re-incarnate until you acheive the understanding that we are all part of god.

[Kikey_Kikeowitz]

quote:Originally posted by just.landed:

He told us that we have 2 choices, when we only really have one. I mean cmon, obey and get into heaven, disobey and go to hell.

Uh... that's two choices there, buddy.