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quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:
Who was/is Jesus? Why not try reading the bible sometime. They talk a lot about him in it
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The Bible is not a reliable source. I hold it to the same standards as any other source of information, and it simply doesn't measure up. There's nothing to support it. It's just a bunch of stories. I do agree that most of them have good morals, however.
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As for who I think Jesus was... I'm not sure. I don't really have enough evidence on the matter.
He was a man, and nothing more. He may well have been the son of a virgin, but it wasn't immaculate conception. Joseph probably just dry humped Mary and blew his load all over her twat. Not likely to cause pregnancy, but certainly has often enough in our time.
He may have been (and VERY probably was) a very wise, very intelligent man. Most of his teachings make a great deal of sense, even today. Those that don't made a lot of sense for the time.
He also may have been a mentally ill, claiming he was the son of God. Delusional, at any rate, whether it's a delusion born of insanity or he just convinced himself so hard that he believed it.
Or he may just have wanted a way to make people listen.
As for how his body disappeared, there are numerous explanations. Supposedly there were Roman soldiers guarding his corpse. These soldiers could easily have been bribed, as they probably weren't terribly rich, and the only witnesses would be their army buddies who also got bribes. The soldiers may not have done their duty as they claimed. Scavengers may have eaten his body (scavenging dogs were known to eat the feet of the crucified, the feet being all they could reach).
All of this is pure speculation, of course, but so is the idea of him ascending to heaven, and that idea has a lot less basis in reality and established fact than the idea of some perfectly ordinary occurence.