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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-08-28, 00:04
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Who said you need to understand everything? *proudly being an asshole*

Do not tempt my wrath, boy.

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Old 2003-08-28, 03:11
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Do not tempt my wrath, boy.
you aint got no wrath boy....your just a stuck up little fart...who spurts on and on about the latest topic....spurting other peoples material that you just got off the net....and then you think your clever because someone else wrote the god damn stuff...as if it is irrefutable evidence or something.....you make me laugh....

you have to understand that in order to be taken seriously...you must read loads of information and then form your OWN opinion..

not everything you read in the papers is genuine ........stop being so naive and grow the fuck up ..you little upstart.

you have very little personal constructive opinions on anything....very little intellect.... realsie boy....even a parrot can repeat..

its time you started to think for yourself and got some backbone boy.

maybe experience of life...of which you obviously have very little will give you some real backbone ....who knows

i am your friend..
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Old 2003-08-28, 03:19
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Actually, according to the gentlemen behind "Hiram Key," Rosslyn is supposed to be the resting place not of the grail, but of the scrolls buried under the Temple of Herod just before the Jewish Revolt of AD 70. These scrolls supposedly belonged to the Qumranians, and the Qumranians were supposedly synonymous with the Nazarenes. Ergo, these scrolls would be the best chance we have to finally clear up the facts of Jesus' life. The value of such an archeological find could not possibly be overstated.

Edit: It should be noted that this would probably reveal what the facts already seem to indicate - that Jesus was a Jew, a nationalist, and claimed the messiahship in the kingly, Jewish sense. Given the vindication of what many of your people have been saying all along, UrbnTBone, I fail to understand your cavalier attitude.

[This message has been edited by Armed&Angry (edited 08-27-2003).]


YAWN .......shit...i just fell asleep on my keyboard..

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Old 2003-08-28, 04:12
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Here you go being a whiny bitch again. The reason I sometimes things that other people have said is because those are the facts, dipshit. Originality is hardly as important as accuracy, though I suppose I should know by now that this point is lost on you.

Maybe you could point out virtually anything I've said here that I would have "read in the paper?" Oh, you can't? You were talking out of your ass? Gosh, first time for everything, huh?

Your definition of "think for yourself" is apparently "thinking like eBlip." And yet, once again, you provide no argument other than illusory, factless condemnations. Here's an idea... maybe you could stop with your "original thoughts" (translated as "bullshit you just sorta made up.") and look at, you know, reality.

What's truly amusing about this is that this little tirade of yours has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the topic. But because I utterly destroyed you pathetic little Freud act, you want vengeance; you want to give me my just desserts, as you perceive them. Little do you realize that I've already had my dessert, a hearty helping of Bullshit Buddhist Pie. If you'd like to serve me up another platter, fine, but let's keep this bullshit in B&M.

So, let's recap - you've entered a thread, posted a bunch of ridiculous crap that you think is profound, and have still managed to post nothing even remotely similar to a coherent argument. Once again, I'm gonna have to ask you to...

Shut. The fuck. Up.

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Old 2003-08-28, 05:57
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Heil Armed&Angry! HAhahaha!

eBlip, what's your ultimately original opinion that only you, with your limited range of sight, thought, language, and existence, have thought of for the past 12,000 years? What's your precious gem of wisdom that befuddles the masses and brings silence to the crowd, drawing attention from the tight-rope walker for whom the crowd came to the carnival? Give us this Overman, that we may see him!

Companions, brother... not corpses.

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...your just a stuck up little fart...who spurts on and on about the latest topic....spurting other peoples material that you just got off the net....andthen you think your clever because someone else wrote the god damn stuf...as if it is irrefutable evidence or something.....you make me laugh....

...you have very little personal constructive opinions on anything....very little intellect... realsie boy....even a parrot can repeat..

...its time you started to think for yourself and got some backbone boy.
You having the linguistic acuity and maturity of a five year old girl with Downs syndrome. Know your place!
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Old 2003-08-28, 16:05
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Heil Armed&Angry! HAhahaha!

eBlip, what's your ultimately original opinion that only you, with your limited range of sight, thought, language, and existence, have thought of for the past 12,000 years? What's your precious gem of wisdom that befuddles the masses and brings silence to the crowd, drawing attention from the tight-rope walker for whom the crowd came to the carnival? Give us this Overman, that we may see him!

Companions, brother... not corpses.

You having the linguistic acuity and maturity of a five year old girl with Downs syndrome. Know your place!


listen friend ....there is no need to ridicule people with downs syndrome not even to emphasise a point....that is low and weak.

as if it makes your argument any stronger...the way you and i both argue is a reflection of both of our personalities.....you lose im afraid, if you stoop to that low level...thats weak shit from a weak mind....i have nothing further to say to you.

good bye .....and i hope you find peace of mind......shouldnt be that difficult, after all you have but a small mind....tiny in fact.

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Old 2003-08-28, 16:42
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Here you go being a whiny bitch again. The reason I sometimes things that other people have said is because those are the facts, dipshit. Originality is hardly as important as accuracy, though I suppose I should know by now that this point is lost on you.

Maybe you could point out virtually anything I've said here that I would have "read in the paper?" Oh, you can't? You were talking out of your ass? Gosh, first time for everything, huh?

Your definition of "think for yourself" is apparently "thinking like eBlip." And yet, once again, you provide no argument other than illusory, factless condemnations. Here's an idea... maybe you could stop with your "original thoughts" (translated as "bullshit you just sorta made up.") and look at, you know, reality.

What's truly amusing about this is that this little tirade of yours has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the topic. But because I utterly destroyed you pathetic little Freud act, you want vengeance; you want to give me my just desserts, as you perceive them. Little do you realize that I've already had my dessert, a hearty helping of Bullshit Buddhist Pie. If you'd like to serve me up another platter, fine, but let's keep this bullshit in B&M.

So, let's recap - you've entered a thread, posted a bunch of ridiculous crap that you think is profound, and have still managed to post nothing even remotely similar to a coherent argument. Once again, I'm gonna have to ask you to...

Shut. The fuck. Up.


at last, the parrot has spoken his own words...

a few corrections though ...

1.The reason I sometimes things that other people have said is because

god knows what this means....

2.I would have "read in the paper?"

the parrot has completely missed the point..his intellect was not up to it.

3.dipshit...

now hes speaking from the heart...real big boy insults.

4.Your definition of "think for yourself" is apparently "thinking like eBlip."

parrot...i said to think for yourself, meant gathering loads of data on a subject..then reading between the lies and the lines...for instance...one person may translate different to another..so stop just picking up the first book that you come across and waving it in the air and ranting on about facts...because to me ....all you are holding in your hands is a handful of paper...form your own opinions and throw the books away.

your the type of person who reads freud and then rants and raves about it with the book in your hand ....like it is a defence of some sort...

im the sort of person who reads freud...but then i read adler mill and many more that you havent even heard of....then i throw the books away and then i contemplate on what i feel inside...

i make the arguments utterly personal and reflect upon the way i feel about whatever...then i give an original opinion, not necessarily based on anything i have read....they are not facts to me.....

others have their own opinions....but you dont you just spout on about what you have read ....thats how shallow you really are...but i can see through you....to me you are totally transparent....

so i am glad and inspired by others who have their OWN opinion about certain matters ......even if their OWN opinion is totally the opposite of mine...

these are people that think for themselves...

face facts armed and now very angry ....you just dont measure up.

'invenimus viam aut faciemus'...we can all write stuff that makes others think we are clever...but you cant fool me.

you have written your own stuff above ....and to be truthful ...its pretty lame.

5.because I utterly destroyed you pathetic

i think you meant to say 'your pathetic little freud act.......

i do not act like freud.. personally he didnt impress me one iota.....im far more original than him.

6.ridiculous crap that you think is profound,

thank you for the compliment, but you and i both know i hit some nails on the head now dont we........laughing at you....so as for losing the argument....only me and you know that i won....the rest was your bullshit..and tonight when you are in your bed ALONE of course..remember ...you couldnt pull the wool over eBlips eyes. he knew he was right all along....so now i have just given you a double whooping..ha ha ha.

you asked for it.....and you got it.

like i said ....your transparent ....a transparent parrot.

i am your friend...and i send my love to you and your family.
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Old 2003-08-28, 16:45
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Goddammit, eBlip, will you grow the fuck up?

I've missed the point? Explain it then. Oh wait, you're full of shit. I keep forgetting.

In every matter I've dealt with intellectually, I've looked at the facts from both sides and come to a conclusion. When I come to the same conclusion as somebody else, it's becuase they've proved their point the best.

Stop hiding behind the facade of a free thinker. There have been literally millions of people in history who have espoused this creed, not to mention thousands of fourteen-year-olds who think they're pretty hot shit. Doesn't this just make you a parrot, eBlip? Tell me one thing you've said that is truly and profoundly original.

And forget about whether what I've said is original or not - how about you prove me wrong. Or try, at least.

As for sleeping alone, Christ, you're grasping for straws here. I've lived here for four days, kid, gimme some time. Perhaps you can overwhelm women with bullshit that sounds brilliant to the uninitiated, but being a steadfast student of empiricism, I have to talk with them for long periods of time and build a relationship and stuff. Jesus.

And just remember, eBlip, I'm only trying to help you become less of an emotionalist, mystical fruit loop and bring you to the light of reason... I am your friend...

[This message has been edited by Armed&Angry (edited 08-28-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-28, 17:00
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'...it's not jesus, it's just some fella.'
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Old 2003-08-29, 05:37
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listen friend ....there is no need to ridicule people with downs syndrome not even to emphasise a point....that is low and weak.

as if it makes your argument any stronger...the way you and i both argue is a reflection of both of our personalities.....you lose im afraid, if you stoop to that low level...thats weak shit from a weak mind....i have nothing further to say to you.

good bye .....and i hope you find peace of mind......shouldnt be that difficult, after all you have but a small mind....tiny in fact.
You've neither answered my question nor impressed anyone. What would your ancestors think?
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