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Just Desserts
by Crapflinger
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I just figured that I'd share a little experience of mine with you...
I used to work as a maintenance tech. at an apartment complex. Anyway, since it was a luxury complex, we had a fence that went around the whole thing. There is a high school next door attended by many of the spoiled brats that live at the complex. They had destroyed a few sections of the fence so that they could cut through and a select few residents were complaining that they did not feel safe. One of the brats I had chased after I saw him with tools in his hand next to the fence was actually the son of the most vocal resident. To get the little bastard back, I saved up my dog's shit for about a week (2 shits per day.) I then, after repairing the most used hole in the fence, smeared the shit all over the rails. Then I got evil and proceeded to take a few paper towels and placing them next to the fence, pissed on them, laying a few small leaves on top. The guy I worked with and I then hid behind the trees bordering the fence, and at exactly 2:35pm, watched that same little brat walk up, try to remove the rails (covering his hands with shit), wipe his hands on his shirt, realize what it was and then go for the paper towels. He wiped the towels on his hands and then tried to clean his shirt. We completely lost it and had to leave before they heard us. Revenge using bodily excretions is oh so satisfying. Just thought you might add this to your list of fun things to do with shit.
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