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Stuff to do When You're Bored


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1) get high/drunk and go to the waffel house

2) go to kmart/walmart and when they turn on those metal demagnitesers(?) slam your head down on it and scream and freak out and stuff as you act as if u have a metal plate in your head and cant pry it off of the big humdinger (thank my dad for this strange but amusing one)

3) just get high/drunk

4) to get CDs or DVDs out of a store without paying for them take one ov those weird /___\ razor blades, cut open the shrink rap, slide out the jewl case/box remove the booklet thingy and the disk (after all thats what you wanted in the first place), slide the jewl case/box back in shrink rap and replace (the last step is not necessary unless your really bored)

5) walk up to random people and say stupid stuff like "if cotton candy was made of opossums people wouldnt eat it as much" or "well if you like racoons so much why dont you just marry one"

6) get out of your desk at school, walk up to your teacher like your gonna say something, fart, walk back to your desk and sit down

7) buy a sponge, wet it thouroughly(?), tie a rubberband/string around and let sponge dry, remove string/band, through sponge in toilet and quickly flush (this will stop up the pipe REALLY bad)

8) take some of that chemical in snake bite kits, drop it in a cars gas tank, and RUN away (the car will explode)

9) if you ever see one of those TRUTH guys/girls kill em and make sure they get it on camera

10) take the works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil, and a plastic bottle. roll the tin foil into about 12 small (pea sized) balls and put it in the bottle, fill plastic bottle to the bottom of the label, when it starts smoking (about 30sec-1min) throw it into a crowd. the bottle will explode and get that cleaner on everybody (maybe the tin foil will act as shrapnel). the works stuff eats away concrete, imagine what it will do to flesh

11) get drunk at school. i do this all the time. just pour alcohol into a bottle and act like its pepsi.

12) DONT smoke weed in the bathroom. almost all of my friends got caught doing this

13) find that eva savealot woman and slip some some spanish fly

14) start a riot

15) convince a really young kid (8 yrs old) to get drunk/high

16) get one of those band people drunk/high

17) go to the local elementary school and put some alcohol-pepsi in the cornor of the playground. these kids cant have anything sweet to drink all day, if you make it taste even remotly like a soda they will drink it. remember, it doesnt take much to get a little kid drunk

18) read this

19) find out who those stupid asses are on those AOL coomercials are and send them a mail bomb with an attached letter telling them to learn to lear how to use the real internet

20) go to kazaa.com, download free porn, print it out, put it on a wall in an elementary school playground you dont think an adult would see until late in the day

21) run into a mall security guard and knock him down

22) DONT take knives to school. once again, several of my friends have gotten in trouble doing this

23) remember, weed is an after school activity. alcohol is what u use in school

24) start a fight club

25) e-mail me with more stuff to put up here

 
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