For Mischief Masters Only

by Biocore

For Mischief Masters only - The finest Anarchy on the planet

You will, and probably have, read a lot of files on TOTSE and the internet that are just pure shit. sometimes they contain incorrect (and possibly dangerous) information, other times they may just be full of nothing but rampant idiocy. Quite a few of the articles on various forms of theft seem to have been written by an individual with a single digit IQ, such as the tepid garbage called 'da art of burging'. compare this to the informative and well-written 'burglar alarms - part 1' and you will understand that it is apparent that not all anarchists and mischief makers are created equal. this file is for the more intelligent among you, those who have the ability to think and plan and sneak around. if you have these abilities, then I have a real treat in store for you, read on.....

When we think of anarchy, we usually don't mean the political kind. Our brand of anarchy is creating mischief, chaos and mayhem in our communities and the world around us. the more we create, the better, since disrupting the sheep from their pathetic flock and turning their lovely perfect world upside-down is what we live for. Our lives arn't perfect, why should theirs be?

The ultimate Anarchist action would therefore be the one that creates the greatest amount of chaos and mayhem, without getting the anarchist caught. Most of us are also a little reluctant to seriously injure or kill people, at least without provocation, so killing and maiming is out of the question. the following Actions will rock the sheep-communities world, and create havoc and mayhem that will be talked about for years to come, without a single casualty.

Fake aliens/ghosts/monsters

This is easy, just get some helium balloons and put a glow-stick inside them before inflating with helium and release. for a more realistic effect build a fake UFO over it.

a better way is to aquire or make some realistic costumes of zombies, aliens or monsters. go watch a movie like resident evil or 28 days later for some good zombie looks, other movies for some monsters. go find a deserted road and wait for a lone car to come along, setting up a spotter hidden with a walkie talkie and a car up the road to report back if it is an acceptable vehicle (you don't want some redneck with a gun rack to pull over and shoot at you for example, but lone drivers,women etc.. are good). once the vehicle approaches your position, you could have set up a non-obvious roadblock of some sort (large dead animal on the road for example) or a 'dead' dummy of the creature of your choice (eg a zombie or other humanoid) lying in the middle of the road. you could also just stand really close to the road, particulary if it is near a place where the car has to slow down (steep bend etc..). depending on what scenario you have set up, the driver should either stop and get out of their vehicle to investigate, only to be approched by a group of creatures moaning and slobbering and reaching out for him (your acting skills come into play here), or he should drive past slow enough to cop an eyeful of creatures that are rapidly chasing after his car! make sure that the driver has enough time to 'escape' you and your band of monsters, you don't actually want to 'get' them. once the driver has sped off down the road, your spotter comes around to pick you and your props (dead body etc.) up and drive off in the opposite direction.

Do this a few times around the same spot, but not nessisarally on the same road. an example would be to 'appear' on a few roads that travel near the same forest, to make it seem as though the monsters are living in the forest. repeat the act at sporadic intervals (twice in a week, then nothing for a month or two etc..) until it makes the newspapers, then stop.

psyco/dinosaurs/whatever on the loose

create a fake arm or other limb filled with meat and blood, and attach it to a piece of fishing line. hang out at your local place where couples drive to to get it on after dark, preferably an unlit place with overhanging or tall trees. when two young lovers are in the middle of a good root, begin screaming and carrying on as though you are being hacked up or eaten. If they hear you they will probably stop and listen for a while, and when they stop, so should you. if they drive away at this point, fine. if they start again, do the final screaming and throw the fake limb hard against the windscreen of their car, wait for them to see it and shit themselves before speeding off. the other end of the fishing line should be attached to a tree or something so you can recover the limb and take it with you when you bug out.

Telecommando

Find one of the numerous files on creating an undergound TV station and build it into a van. using spud cannons or similar devices create a cloud of metal foil strips around the real tv stations broadcast tower, which will jam it to some extent (especially if you cut the strips to be the correct size for the frequency as a dipole antenna). now transmit your own program in place of the original. anything innappropriate or instructions on such will do, especially if you can make it look like the TV station meant to broadcast it. for sattelite TV, attach a microwave magentron to the dish instead of the reciever and switch it on without moving it. it might disturb the sattelite or knock it out or something.

Nude fun

Put up fliers, announce on radio stations and generally get the word out that there will be a nude barbecue/fun run/day/race/bike ride/whatever at a particular public location such as a park or street. inform your local nudist groups too. the fun run or bike ride is best as you can get a whole group of naked people to run through the middle of town, causing much havoc. you could get a bunch of girls to volenteer their services, put masks on them and get them to flash a train, as a train cannot pull over and stop, and you would have escaped before the cops arrive.

pyro stuff

just leave spud guns, fireworks etc... on park benches and the like, where other budding anarchists can discover them. spread the love.

As you can see, the real masters of anarchy know that creating havoc is an art in itself. the ability to create an effect far greater then that possible by one person alone is a skill that only the master mischief makers posess.