Anarchist Phone Pranks IV

by The 0mega

Written 08/25/86 - 11:32:50 PST

Editor's Note: Spread this File everywhere and help fight scheming, money-hungry, self-righteous Religious fanatics who would choke your Freedoms, steal your dollars and make their holy clap-trap the Law of the Land.

Let's play the 700 Club game!

By now you've probably heard of the great victory of the Amerikkkan people over the bigoted, sexist forces of evil -- THE MORAL MAJORITY. In less than 6 months, free-thinking people like yourself sent a clear message to the meglomaniacal Jerry Falwell and his Right-Wing Stormtroopers. Amerikkka does not need to have it's morality and values dictated to it by a group of narrow-minded, self-righteous, elitist pigs! Thanks to the phone-in campaign - THE FALWELL GAME - Rev. Jerry is many millions of dollars in debt and his organization is in serious trouble. We may have stopped Jerry, but his good buddy Pat Robertson and his "700 Club" are now posing a greater threat to our Liberty and Freedom than Jerry ever did. Not only does Pat regularly deceive a large number of TV viewers of his "Christian" Broadcasting Network by bilking them out of millions of dollars anually, but he is also running for the presidency of the United States (Can you believe it?). In Michigan, Pat has out-spent his right-wing rivals, Bush and Kemp, in preparation for the Primary there and has a majority of the possible Republican delegates. He has proven to be a formidable candidate for the Republican nomination and may become an influential power-broker in the 1988 elections. Robertson's strength "lies" in his ability to raise huge amounts of cash through TV appeals, free phone lines, and direct mailings, not to mention generous support from rich Reactionary Greed-Heads and Corporations (and Joe-Q Businesspig). But, as has been shown with THE FALWELL GAME, the power of the media can be turned against those who seek to manipulate it. Once again, we turn to the phone as our weapon of Anarchy. Thus, again, a game:

THE 700 CLUB GAME

It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-0700 (anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up. >CLICK<! There, *YOU* just cost Pat one dollar. I feel better already, don't you? (I can just see Pat on the screen saying "I know someone out there has been healed through the works of the Lord..." Just think how therapeutic auto-dialing can be!) See how it all adds up? But do not just hang up. Talk to the fanatic on the other end. Aggravate them - CAT's MEOW can be nice for this sort of thing. Pledge money (Don't worry about paying it, though.) Get on their mailing list (or get someone else on their mailing list, while you're at it. Gotta spread some of that 'Good Word' around, you know!) - you receive a monthly copy of "Touchpoint", plus you receive POSTAGE-PAID envelopes for your donations. Send it back empty, so it costs them money for that, too. You might even want to enclose pentagrams, charred ashes, passages from the Satanic Bible, "The Book of Shadows", or lyrics - Pink Floyd lyrics from "The Wall" or lyrics from Led Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" or Depeche Mode's "Blasphemous Rumours" or something equally satanic to get your message across - that 'personal' touch. Be creative. Change your address while you're at it. And there's always my trademark of sending monopoly money... And just think of the trouble and expense it would cost them to send their monthly Blasphemer to addresses that didn't exist or zip-codes yet to be assigned? That big "Return to Sender/Postage Cancelled" stamped all over it should be a big thrill to Pat at G.O.D. headquarters.

Remember, that number again is:

1-800-446-0700

'Pat Robertson - a step in the Reich direction.' Makes a good ad campaign slogan, don't you think? So go ahead, let your conscience be your guide. Sound the Fascist alert! Dial that number! Dial it at least a couple of times a day, it doesn't cost *YOU* anything.

Anarchy for a better Tomorrow...