Video Case Swapping

by Catalyst

Video Case Swapping

Earlier this month federal police decided to raid my house and confiscate chemicals, computers and documents using a warrant stating that I had violated two terrorism codes; something along the lines of threatening a political personality and conspiring to fund terrorist acts. Although I never harmed a politician physically and never funded terrorism, I was still arrested for what I had said on a public message board.

A week later forensics returned only my computer. They’d deleted all of the documents, pornography and pirated software. I was and still am prohibited from accessing the Internet, which is why I write this document from home and have an anonymous friend who will publish it from a computer laboratory.

Days later it started to hit me; I was now without pornography. Underage and too embarrassed to ask a friend, I had absolutely no way of purchasing my beloved smut. It was time to get dirty. On a Sunday at 6:10 PM I went for a several minute walk down to a local video store, not Blockbuster or any major label, just an independent store renting everything and anything. I had a pretty good idea of what I was going to do; grab a porno, grab a pro wrestling video, put the pro wrestling video behind another video, put the porno inside of the pro wrestling video case and rent that and four other wrestling videos.

As a veteran member I knew that they check new releases to see if the tape is in there, but if a regular walks up with a couple of weekly old time pro wrestling videos for the $5 for 5 deal, are you going to check every one of them? From previous experience I knew that nine times out of ten they didn’t check what was in the weeklies.

So I walk into the store and try to act as casual as possible, go over to the new release section (with the porn at the bottom of the rack) and look around, but it was open; there were people beside me, workers sorting through shelves and my anxiety was rising. I knew this was a bad idea, and that I would never get away with it. I turned and left the store, but I still needed some porn.

As soon as I got home I rang Henna St. Video (the store) and asked them what time they were open until, the young lady said 11 PM. It was then my plan to quietly sneak out of the backdoor with my bag at 11 PM, go down, do the swap and come home. You beauty!

10:30 PM came and I made my way down to the store, but I was prepared this time. I got there and there was no one in there except for the fine piece of ass at the counter, she looked like she was ready to go home. I walked in, and she didn’t actually see me, so I walked down the games isle, and then down to the pro wrestling isles where she couldn’t see my hands. I very quietly emptied the case, and from there I had the empty cover ready, now I just needed a porno to put in there.

Slowly, I browsed the store for about ten minutes until another customer came in, and she started talking with fine tits at the counter. That’s when I made a move, I went to the new releases and picked up the Pianist, which was right above the bottom row where the new release porn was, I looked over the sides of the covers and as I put the Pianist down grabbed Skin Deep with Silvia Saint and put it between the empty pro wrestling video and another pro wrestling video. I slowly walked back to the Westerns (the best place to swap a video in the whole store, because I had view of the woman at the counter, but she couldn’t see my hands, and there was a reasonable distance. I put down the porn and the other pro wrestling video on the shelf and opened the empty case, quietly. She was still speaking with the customer about something, but I coughed as I closed the now porn filled pro wrestling case because they make a sort of clipping sound she would realize in most cases. From there I picked up three extra pro wrestling videos and made my way to the counter.

“Just those?” she asked.

“Yeah, I forgot my key-ring, but my number is 4649” I answered.

At that point I was a little scared, very nervous. I didn’t want her opening any of the covers (let alone the one with porn in it!), so I quickly picked out a can of Cola from the small freezer on the side of the desk and said “That too, thanks”.

I had created two diversions (forgetting the key-ring and wanting a drink), the place was about to close and she wanted to go home. I had it in the bag from there. Why the Hell was I so nervous? Piece of cake, I had then come to the conclusion that I could put absolutely anything I wanted to in decade old pro wrestling covers and see what ever the Hell I wanted to, and from then on, every Sunday night at 10:30 PM, I’ve been going down doing the same thing. These days I hire weekly movies I’d like along with the porn. I’ve come close to being caught, and my main concern was them going to the shelves and seeing the empty porn cover in the Westerners and then seeing the pro wrestling video in the wrestling shelf and seeing that they have a missing porn video, and a missing cover, and from there matching the two and seeing who hired the pro wrestling video and then confronting me about it, but that’s too far fetched, they’re too careless and stupid to do that, and never have. I just returned the pro wrestling cover a day early and then the next day returned the porno through the return box.

My collection is becoming quite large, or will! (Yes, I make copies of the tapes before I return them). Last time I counted there were four porn videos in the bottom draw of my entertainment center.

The master swapper would be good enough to put five new releases in five weekly covers and get them for the price of five weeklies. I’ve never tried it with DVD’s…

Here are some concluding wants for video cover swapping;

- Fast hands - Possible diversions - Independent store, not Blockbuster… - Late hours on quiet days, 10:30 PM on a Sunday night is perfect - Good excuses; “What the, why is that in there?! You could get into legal trouble if you have adult videos in action films!” or “Excuse me? I want Private Ryan…”

Triad, - Catalyst