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35 Ways to Annoy Your Neighbor
by BrassMonkey
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"Love your neighbor" said Jesus.
Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off.
- Kidnap his dog and shave it
- Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile
- Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house
- Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing
- Kidnap his dog
- Watch porn at high volume
- Destroy his garbage/recycling pile
- Kidnap his cat and shave it
- Burn his lawn
- Burn his cat
- Spray paint his/her car saying "Just Got Gay Marriage"
- Take all the air out of their car's wheels
- Break their windows
- Take all the air out of their dog
- Lean a garbage can full of water on their door, then ring their doorbell
- Walk in front of their house in the nude
- Throw fire crackers at their house
- Egg their house
- Shove a fire cracker up their dog's ass
- Put poppers under their car's wheels
- Fuck their cat
- Fuck their wife/husband
- Put crap in a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it at their doorstep, and then ring the doorbell
- Stick your ass on their bedroom window
- Shit on their bedroom window
- Shit on their cat
- Steal their mail
- Knock down their mailbox
- Piss down their chimmeny
- Piss on their dog
- Give them blackmail
- Shit on a piece of paper, stick it on an envelope, put it on their mailbox
- Shit down their chimmeny
- Throw fire crackers down their chimmeny
- Piss in their water connection, and while your at it, piss down their cat and dog's throat
There you go!!!
Have fun!!!
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