How to Card Shit (When You Still Live with your Parents)

by L.E. Pirate

HAVING PARENTS

Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds. Now, I'm sure many of you have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know damn well that some of you have parents as smart as a fuckin' tree stump. But for intelligent people, like my parents, they aren't gonna fuckin' believe that the carded hard drive is the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember, uh when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for one? huh? do ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that but it just wouldn't hold steady with my dad, he's an electrical engineer and works around computers all the time, you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never seen before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave it to me". I know that some people do that shit, I got a unidisk from some dude who didn't care, and my parents believed it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I suggest you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and shit. Also, read as many carding files before you follow any instructions, this is for the beginner, but I assume that you understand the "basics". Practice going and picking them up, small things, your parents usually never notice. If your parents never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch of sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie bitch, then it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in school, I came across this method...

CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT

ok..at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents that you have a friend in California (or some other far away place, like I live in S.NJ so I usually say Nebraska or something). who is starting a computer business in a local shopping mall. Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard drive, keep telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that the dude is gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise his company on systems all over the country (if your parents don't know you phreak, then just say "locally"), for the small price of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up in a state far away in order to really do this. If your parents do not believe you, usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voces), and say it is the computer store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this: "This is the didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?" If your parents start asking questions, the dude on the other end cannot be nervous, he has to see the thing through, even in the tough spots. If your parents buy it, then you're home free. Let "Joe" explain to your parents the concept of the deal. Also, I'd throw in an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you don't have to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have ultra-stupid parents. But I'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use this as much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do not have to worry, card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the drop site. If your dad works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and ride your bike (how cute), skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs, spray paint the road, etc. anything, as long as you're in front of your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up the shit, and go to your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say "oh goodie, look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered it!" and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and go to your room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family room..ha) and set it up. That's it! It works, and it is very sensible. If you have any questions or comments about this file, contact me at Dragonfire Private, number at the end of this.