Guide to Car Shopping
by Diehard
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Ok, lets start from the beginning.
EQUIPMENT
Slim Jim (ideally)
Crow bar
Screwdriver
GOING UNDETECTED
Going undetected is the single most important thing to one of these missions. If you get caught, you're fucked. So here are some tips for the Novice:
-Don't wear anything reflective (duh)
-Always close the door behind you as not to look suspicious.
-Don't wear anything white, especially white NIKE shoes.
-Try to dress in dark, casual clothes incase you have to blend in with a crowd on your escape. I highly recommend bringing an extra shirt or something so you may change outfits and go unnoticed by the police looking for your original description.
-If you are completly trapped and a cop or security officer is alerted to your presence, lie down completly still in the car, or if you are outside, carefully roll under the cars body, completly out of site.
GETTING IN
If you arn't a cheap-ass, you've bought the slim jim from a trucker for mabye $90 which you should earn back in your first job.
Take the slim jim and put it between the weather stripping about 4 inches from the door handle. Now, feel for a lever by pulling up and pushing down the slim jim between the weather stripping until there is a reasonable amount of resistance preventing you from pulling up the slimmy; this should be the door lock lever. Slowly push the slim jim down and pull up really fast. This should pull the lever and make the lockhead pop up (the little knob thingy right inside the window). And now you have gained access to the car.
Note: This works on all models and ages of any car, unless the car is specially made which i doubt as it would cost an extra $20 grand to produce; its just a hell of alot easier on old cars.
SHOPPING
Take anything and everything of value in the car. Take the stereo, CD's, Tapes, shoes, spare change, jewellery, etc.
When you are done, quietly close the door and casually walk away. Don't walk into a populated area, walk as far away as possible from the scene. Take your shit to a pawn shop as well. They should give you a good $150CD for a car sony CD player stereo.
-Diehard
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