How to Get Free Drinks Easily
by EbolaMonkeys
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Note: This method only work with the glass-front soda machines so you can see what you're getting. Also, the drinks must be held in by plastic inserts that open when you select that item. This probably is against some law too.
Overview: The vending machine companies made three, fatal mistakes. One, they put breakable glass in between the $200 worth of drinks and your crowbar (my method doesn't involve breaking glass though). Two, they put the fruit juices and Gatorade on the top row, which are the most expensive drinks. And three, they thought that a smart, piece of shit like me wouldn't be able to "break the code."
Materials
1. Glass-front soda machine
2. Two hands
3. Brain (not necessary)
Procedure
1. Go up to a glass-front soda machine. Look at all of the nice stuff inside.
2. See if the back of the machine is bolted to the wall (it probably isn't, because they figure the warning label is going to deter you from pushing it).
3. If it is, you're screwed. If it isn't, place one hand at the top, left corner of the machine. Place the other hand at the top, right corner of the machine. Start to jiggle the machine.
4. It is important that you don't push so hard that the thing will fall on top of you. The drinks should start to go to the back of the machine and then ram foward through the plastic inserts.
5. Within two minutes, you can get three, cold drinks.
6. If anyone asks you what you're doing, leave one of the drinks in the bottom of the tray where you get the drink, and say your drink got stuck and you just shook it out.
Have fun with this, and be alert.
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