How to Get Free Drinks from Subway
by EbolaMonkeys
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Overview
If you don't know what a Subway is, it is a sandwich shop who has fat people that promote their stuff. I think there are free refills, but if not, tell them that you didn't know. Also, do this during lunch hour when it is busy as hell.
Materials
1. Subway shop
2. Backpack
3. Gallon jug
4. 3 ft. tube
5. Brain (not necessary)
6. A few friends to help you get soda for your dorm (but you can do it alone)
Procedure
1. Before you go to a Subway, get a 3 ft. tube that is thin enough to conceal, but big enough to have medium amounts of liquid go through.
2. Take a backpack and put a gallon jug into it. Take the top off and put it in your pocket.
3. Put the tip of the tube in the jug and leave the rest of it hanging in the backpack.
4. Go to Subway and buy a large drink and a bag of chips (so they don't think you're a creep).
5. Fill up your drink, go to a table, talk with your friends, and if they're there with you, make sure they do it too.
6. Don't put a lid on the drink. Put the backpack between your legs and pull the tube out. Suck on the end that should go in the jug. (This is syphoning, for whomever took physics and never actually got it).
7. Let the drink go into the jug, then hide the hose and go up for more. Repeat process until jug is full. Keep the hose, cap the jug, walk out, and go back the next day. If you figure you can get one gallon of soda for $1.49, then you can even bring back the same cup si you don't have to pay for it.
Have fun, but be alert.
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