How to Beat Wal-mart

by Pillhead504

This about how to go into Wal-mart, get what you want and get out undetected. Also to let you know what happens if you don't.

I've spent a lot of time in Wal-mart, and have learned how to get stuff quickly and with out being noticed. I would like to share this information.

Before you go into Wal-mart have a somewhat put together plan: know what you want, where your exiting the store at, and where it is in the store.

If it's your first time in the Wal-mart spot it out quickly know where your "safe zone" is. (The area with the least camras, that's the bike or autoparts section)

Now your in the store, don't be stupid. You don't want to be watched as soon as you enter the store. Go to your product, be quick, but DON'T RUN. Pick up what you like, walk around while doing what next.

Obsereve your product, locate the little white or metal stripe on it that sets off the alarm if there is one. While your walking around (doesn't matter where in the store) remove it.If there isn't one, just skip that step.

Advice on how to get clean products

Cds fuck removing the strip, just walk around the store with a SMALL knife in your palm, and cut down the side of the case so you can open it. Once down, head to the "safe zone" and pocket it quickly.

Cd players, cut the package open around the CD player and remove it in a "safe zone." To get away with this is more tricky. Wear a sweat shirt, but it in a sleave and swipe it over the thing that deactivates the alarm strip (at an unopened register).

Watches, just peal off the alarm stripe while walking around. (you have to open the back of the little thing the watch is in)

Wal-marts, LP or loss prevention. These are the people we hate the most. They walk around the store in no uniformm like regular shoppers. But we can spot them easily. If you think you are being followed by someone that isn't in an employs outform, drop what you have, leave quickly (more on this later). These people often walk around the store picking up stuff on the shelf setting it down and walking around doing this constently. Also, they like to stand on the cornor of an aile just looking around. If you have a friend with you this is great, I have perfected this. Have a cell phone, if not, fuck it. If you do have them walk around a few ailes away watching for people, tell him to call your phone, don't answer the sound of it can be your singal to change location. (Oh, also use a friend to block camars and people from your operations.

And finaly, exiting the store. Once you are ready to leave pick the garding section exit, if it's open. This exit is the farest away from the LP room, where the cop and the LP are stationed. Once you walk out the door if you have a friend driving you can just jump in a go. No need to speed off, drive normaly. But, if you are stopped in the car or caught as your leaving this happens: You will be cuffed. Brought to the LP room. The mechandise will be taken back. And depending on your state laws you will just be givin a $150 fine. If you are taken in a and booked, wal-mart will drop those charges if you pay the $150. Just keep what you steal under $100 per person. If it's 100 it is a fellony and it will be more complicated. Don't worry now, your ready. You know the plan, their not going to get you.

Other tips

• Don't go to the same Wal-mart three or more times a week.
• If there are more than one Wal-mart by your house, rotate them.
• A friend can be big help in this
• Once again, do not act stupid in the store
• Don't look like your up to no good.
• Don't wear very sight attactive clothing.

Do that and your good to go. Thank's for reading. Oh this is for "informational purposes only."