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I Hate D.A.R.E.
by The Reverend Jason
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Why does everyone feel they need to save people? D.A.R.E. is a fucking retarded program that tries to get kids to not do drugs. You know what I say? Fuck D.A.R.E. We should let the kids try anything and everything they want. Sometimes, I get the biggest urge to go to a local kindergarten class and get them all drunk. Wouldn’t that be funny? A bunch of little six year old kids hammered off their ass. Ha. I get giggly just thinking about it. But it would be a waste of good booze. They can try some heroin instead.
Whatever happened to natural selection? Drugs are just another facet in this world to keep our population from reaching 6 billion…oh wait, too late. All the pussy concerned people out there are really just screwing us over in the end. I think all D.A.R.E. programs should be taken out of the country. Think of it this way: No more D.A.R.E., people get curious about drugs. More people start doing drugs, and they get others hooked on drugs. Pretty soon, a bunch of people are whacked out on everything. Think of all the money that would generate! So taking away D.A.R.E. would solve two problems: Too many stupid fucks, and the current economic crisis. I know that if tons of people started doing drugs, I’d sure as hell become a dealer. That’s were the money would be at. If people need to be taught not to do things harmful to themselves, those people should die. After we take away D.A.R.E., I would create my program. I’d call it something like “Crackhead Hippie” or something. The only thing kids would ever learn about drugs in school was when I brought my crackhead hippie friend in and he talked to them for an hour. After that, nothing else on drugs.
Since we try to save everything else on this god damn planet, then drugs should be our way to keep the population down.
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