How to Smoke Weed
by The Smoke
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well senor americano first up change the lingo a bowl is a cone and a cone piece is the most important thing u need thats because its the one thing u shudnt make yourself so go buy one from ya tobacconist and dont use anything else its small gold and cone shaped not hard to miss aye
now the easiest way to make a bong is to get a 600ml coke bottle go grab a length of hose and make sure ur hose is near the bottle as u make the hole now make the hole jus where the curve of the coke bottle flattens out n make the hole smaller than the hose now ram the hose as hard as u can into the coke bottle the plastic shud bend back making a perfect airtight seal finally make a shottie this is a small hole u take ur finger off after the cone has "punched" put it wherever u want i dont care
personally i prefer glass bongs for the obvious reasons
now this bit freaks me i met a few americans a while ago and watched them chop up their weed with their fingers weed preperation is fucking essential to a proper smoke
get a bowl (that u'd normally eat out off not a cone piece) chuck in ur buds then start breakn em up wit ur fingers just to fluff it up so it chops out more then chop it up to a rough consistency WITH SCISSORS not ur fingers and dont use a blender unless u'v seen it done a million times cuz u lose weed now get a ciggarette and roast it by quickly moving ur lighter up n down it then add the tobacco to the weed 50/50 or woteva
now for anyone wondering why u would add tobacco to weed is a fuckwit straight up seriously go punch a tobacco cone ooh that was harsh wasnt it gave u a nice headspin though aye alright now go punch a green cone(unspun cone oh we call it spinning when u mix weed with tobacco and u call a ciggarette spinner when u want it for that purpose) yer that green cone was harsh too aye although u'd prolly be used to it now go punch a cone with them mixed hey its not as harsh how fucking weird...
u know that little shit thats always asking for cones but never has any well next time u pack him a cone put a bit of plastic in there or sumfn dats gunna make em gag
well thats it for now more to come maybe...
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