Strange Ways to Smoke Weed

by That Kid

Okay, here is the scenario. You have a lot of weed, and nothing to smoke with. You are sick of smokeing through cans and whatever. So why not get creative?

The Hillarious Plastic Pipe

I smoked my first weed through a bic pen with the insides removed, connected to one of those clear plastic cap things on top of poland spring water bottles lined with tin foil. All you have to do is take the crap out of the pen, score one of those wierd bottle cap things on the poland spring sport water bottles, heat up a nail, poke it though the plastic, and while the plastic is gooey, stick the pen in and let dry. Then line the cap with tin foil, poke small holes where the pen is connected to the cap for a screen, and get stoned.

Laser Pipe

After that I found one of those cheap shitty laser pointers that you get on ebay for two bucks. These make great extreemly portable couple hitter pipes. All you do is take all of the crap out of them (circute board, laser diod, ect) and leave the metal piece with a hole in it that you can't easily get out. You'll know which one I mean. Stick something in there and push it close to the end, leaving about a centimeter or so on one end. Next, get a piece of a window screen and cut it small and put it in the small part where you left that centimeter of space. Use the hole where the button was as a carb, and you've got a perfectly functional and easily concealable portable pipe. It's good for smokeing in your room at night because after you take a hit, the whole thing fits in your hand preventing smoke from leaking into the air. Just blow into the mattress, and you are fine. The smell barely stays in their for long.

Poster Holder Bong

These are absolutley hillarious and riddicoulous. All you need is one of those plastic containers that they put pictures and posters in. Make it airtight with ductape on the ends, and pour a couple inches of water into it. Then about an inch above the water make a hole, and put one of those bendy straws in it (makes it easier to find the right angle for you). Make it air tight with glue or melted plastic or whatever. Next, cut a whole in the top cover thing and put a tin foil bowl piece in it. Not you have a 4 foot tall effective bong. Make a carb, if you want. Just cut a hole the size of your thumb somewhere in it.

Watermelon Bong

This is the stupidest contraption ever. It makes your smoke taste like watermelon and soda or whatever you want and watermelon. First you'll need a BIG watermelon. Then You need to scoop all of the stuff out of it. Eat it or give it to fat kids. You can cut it half to do this if you need to, then duct tape it back together. This looks hillarious. Next, Cut a hole an inch or so in diameter in the melon. This will be used for filling it and your bowl piece. Make sure its on the fat side in the middle of the melon, so you don't have to hold your melon up to use it. Just let it sit the way it does. Then, fill it a little bit with some odd stuff, like water melon juice or soda. Add some ice cubes to cool the smoke if you wish. After you do that, take all the crap out of a bic pen or use another bendy straw or whatever for you inhalation piece. Insert it about an inch or so over the liquid you put in your melon. Just make sure no melon clogs it up, or instead of smoke you'll get melon in your lungs. Next, insert a tin foil or whatever bowl piece into the top of it. Put in the weed, take your lighter and use as you would any other bong. If you like this idea, shove your melon bong in the freezer after emptying the juice so it doesn't freeze and save for later use!

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