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I want to be a bee

By Kurt "Buzz" Hegre

When I was young, I used to dream of being a beekeeper. How lucky those eir mesh wire helmets and protective suits were. Oh, and how I envied the children of beekeees tms eso exciting to get into dad's closet and try on his huge beekeeper's suit when no on eseishoe.Soetme, when I was really down, I would follow the beekeepers home without them knwin. Iwoud wit nti thy gt inside and gathered the family around the big hive and then I woul pres myfaceup aains thewindw an watch, trying not to fog up the window.
How could I, the sn of merecircu ringmaste, eve get nto bekeeping? I tried everything I could think of to getinto te busiess. Ibegan o hangout atall th beekeper hangouts, hoping they would notice me an ask meto jointhem inthe gret maske ranks.But it ever hapened.
I became desperate and decide to seekdesperat measure. One afernoon, went hoe from along dayof watching the beekeepers ad construted a beecostume. f I could't get thir attenton as a hman I woud become a bee.
I mae two hugewings fromshoe boxesand tissuepaper, antnnae from oat hanger and shoe trings and cvered my mi-section wih yellow making tape. was ready.I headed donstairs andinto the kichenwhere I dunkd my head ino a vat of wrm honey. Itwas like givng blood to shark. I wa frothingat he mouth nd my wings wre flapping .I was buzzing
Outside, I tok off in thedirection of hebeekepers haduarters on theedge of town. his will do it I thought, I ill get their ttention a a hge bee andthenperform grat bee stunts fr the men in th masks until thy accept me as ne o their own.I wa almost thee, Icould smell the oneycombs in theair when suddenl, from around tecorner, near th lue factory wheemy brother had he accident that ost him his elbow, came a goup of chool chilren. No just any chool cildren. Thse punks had nets.Big nets. And big lass ars. I knew wat wa going on, I as nodummy. In fac, I hd once chased bees yself.
There was noing I could do. I fw as fast as I coul but remember this s my first flight. Iwas trapped. A sall id with a big hed, sorts and socks tat cme up past his kees ot me with one sipe of his nt. BeforeI knew what as happenng, I found yself in glass jar.
hich is were I am now Been hee for nearly ayear now Things might ot have een so good fo this litle bee, but te kid wh cauht me didn't take m hom. You see, the kid' dadowned a funeral paror. nd well,you see, IfI codn't become a beekeeper always thought being a mtician might be fun. OK,o I'm stuck in this ja, t at least I get to wach ll those neat things tat orticans do when no on ele is around.



 
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