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Beavis And Butthead Frequently Asked Questions

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Please send updates to Tim Zickus: '[email protected]'.

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[ Sorry this update has been so long in coming...I got a tremendous amount
[ of e-mail responses and, like, I have a job too. Work sucks, heh heh. :)
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[ In the _next_ release, I think I will split the episode list off from
[ the rest of the FAQ...does this sound like a good idea to everyone?
[ It's getting pretty big to keep in just one file.
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[ I would also like to start adding the video list for each episode!
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[ - Tim

Contents

1. Questions & Answers
2. Episode List & Synopsis
3. Internet Sources for B&B Material
4. Credits

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Q: So, like, who does the voices?
A: [I know Mike Judge does B&B...but does he also do Daria, Mr. Anderson,
Steward & Family, Mr. Van Driessen, etc... ?? - Tim]

Q: What does 'choad' mean?
A: There seems to be some difference of opinion, but it is either
a euphemism for 'penis' or a reference to the area between the
testicles and anus.

[ do I need to define 'pitch a tent', 'morning wood', etc. here? - Tim]

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The episode names are followed by the following tags:

0,1,2,3 - (what season; 0=Liquid TV or before)
S - short(er than usual :)
D - double episode
E - edited
B - banned
M - missing (not seen recently)

A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butthead (3D)

Beavis & Butthead watch Christmas videos.

BH: "Would you feel bad about flushing a talking turd, Beavis?"

At the Movies (2M)

They go to the movies, blow up the toilet with an M-1000, and
loot the concession stand. Cop tries to stop them and shoots his
foot off.

At the Sideshow (2)

The boys see the flexible woman, and end up joined together and
eat chicken heads.

Babes 'R Us (2)

Beavis & Butthead try female mud wrestling.

Baby Makes, Uh, Three (2)

As a school project, the boys must carry a "baby" (bag of sugar)
around.

Ball Breakers (3)

The boys have fun with Mr. Anderson's bowling ball...Beavis gets lots
of very painful-looking injuries.

BH: "Hey Beavis, check out the cool shrapnel!"

Balloon (1B)

The boys buy helium baloons to kill dolphins at the local marine
park. Beavis takes a whiz in the shark tank.

Be All You Can Be (2)

Beavis (aka Private Parts) and Butthead (aka Major Woody) visit
the local army recruiting office.

Bedpans and Broomsticks (2)

They steal Bob's (from "Bob's Fancy Skeet") motorized cart and
run around the hospital with it.

Beware of the Butt (2)

The boys visit a drive-in movie, find a 'bouncing' car and take
pictures of 'Butt Woman'.

Blood Drive (1)

Beavis & Butthead, in hopes of getting money and booze give
a lot of blood.

Buff 'n stuff (3)

The boys get self-esteem lessons in the gym.

Burger World (2)

Beavis & Butthead deep-fry a rodent and some bugs and give them
to Mr. Anderson.

Canoe (3)
Mr. Van Driessen takes Beavis, Butthead, and Stewart camping.

Car Wash (3)

The boys wash and 'air dry' a neighbors car for money to buy new
batteries for the remote control.

Citizen Butthead (3D)

The boys get a pass and meet Slick Willie.

Cleaning House (3)

Mr. Van Driessen tries to give the boys a work ethic, much to the
detriment of his 8-track tape collection.

Closing Time (3)

The boys work the last shift at Burger World and have fun throwing
food into the ceiling fan.

Comedians (3B)

The boys go to a comedy club, get booed, and burn the place down.

Couch Fishing (3)

Beavis & Butthead go fishing from the living room.

BH: "Hey Beavis, don't we, like, need an ocean or something?"

Customers Suck (2)

The boys insult Principal McDicker & Stewart's dad while working
at Burger World.

Eating Contest (3E)

The boys enter a bratwurst eating contest and wind up feeding frogs to
earn the entrance fee.

B: "This is the coolest of all frogs..."

The closing scene (Beavis feeding bratwurst to a frog) was censored.

For Better or Verse (2B)

Beavis & Butthead compose Haiku poetry.

Foreign Exchange (3)

The boys teach Japanese exchange student about life in the USA.

Friday Night (2)

Beavis and Butthead hang out at the local convenience store, and
a biker chick teaches them how to shoplift.

BC: "Here, put this in your pants!"
BH: "I love you."

Frog Baseball (0M)

The boys use animals as baseballs.

Good Credit (2M)

The boys steal Mr. Andersons' credit card and go on a shopping spree.

Mr. Anderson: "All the good ole boys are gonna be here...Rod, Peter,
Dick, Johnson..."

Heroes (2)

Beavis & Butthead visit Bob's Fancy Skeet and shoot down an
airplane.

Home Improvement (2)

The boys paint Mr. Anderson's house and sniff paint thinner.

Incognito (3)

The boys fear getting shot in class, and hide beneath hats, glasses,
and fake accents.

Insect Court (0S)

The boys try, convict, and execute a grasshopper using a chainsaw.

Kidnapped (3DE)

The boys go to a concert, leave early because Stewart & his family
are there, and then pretend to be kidnappers.

Edited to remove a fire reference.

Lawn and Garden (2B)

Beavis & Butthead prune Mr. Anderson's trees...all the way.

Meet God (3D)

The boys go hitchiking and meet God.

Naked Colony (3)

Beavis & Butthead visit a nudist colony.

BH: "We saw naked people!"

No Laughing (2D)

The boys are forbidden to laugh in class and must survive Sex-Ed
week with a straight face.
(shown with the ending from "Lawn & Garden")

Peace, Love, and Understanding (0)

Beavis & Butthead go to a monster truck rally.

Plate Frisbee (3)

Beavis & Butthead play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to
Stewart's mom.

BH: "What's that word for, like, when something happens and you
don't expect it?"
Stewart: "Ironic?"
BH: "No way, ass-munch! It's an english word!"
B: "Cool?"
BH: "Yeah! That's it...it was cool!"

Politically Correct (3)

The boys run for student council treasurer (and lose).

B: "Don't worry, I'll vote for us too."

Scared Straight (3E)

Beavis & Butthead visit a prison (and decide they like it).

Plasmatics video was edited out (bus & bomb crashing into wall of
TV sets).

Scientific Stuff (2M)

Daria uses Beavis & Butthead for her science project.

Probably missing due to a parody of the Challenger disaster.

BH: "Hey Daria, do you like get periods and stuff?"
Daria: "Butthead, why don't you measure the friction caused by
digitally oscillating your weiner?"
BH: "huh huh huh huh... That was cool."

Scratch 'n Win (3)

The boys buy 99 cents worth of gas...the hard way.

Sick (2)

The boys get sick and try to get some alcohol-rich cold
medicine.

Sperm Bank (3)

The boys exchange sperm for cash.

BH: "There's plenty more where that came from!"

Sporting Goods (3)

Beavis and Butthead go in search of athletic supporters...and wind
up wearing eye patches.

BH: "The family jewels are secure."

Stewart's House (2B)

The boys visit Stewart's house, torture him, and then blow the house
up sniffing stove gas.

The Butt-Head Experience (2)

Butthead dreams of giving a concert while working at Burger World.

Shown with the ending from "Sick".

The Crush (3)

The boys get pushed around and develop a crush on a bully named Todd.

The Furrier OR Petitions Suck (1)

The boys go door-to-door to sign an anti-furrier petition.

The Trial (3)

The boys go on trial for throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house.

Tornado (3E)

Beavis & Butthead visit a trailer park during a tornado, and
almost get laid.

Edited to remove Barney-like character on fire.

True Crime (3)

Beavis gets an ATM to cough up some cash.

Washing the Dog (2)

Mr. Anderson's dog gets the Beavis & Butthead treatment at the
laundromat.

BH: "Hey Mr. Anderson, are you gonna, like, die soon?"

Way Down Mexico Way (2DB)

The boys hitch-hike to Mexico, and are forced to smuggle drugs
on the way back...

Yogurt's Cool (2)

The boys visit the yogurt shop in the mall.

Young, Gifted, and Crude (3)

The boys accidentally score high on an intelligence test and wind
up in the gifted class.

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- E-Mail:

Adam Curry maintains an e-mail site for MTV:

[email protected] - uh like, Beavis
[email protected] - uh like, Butthead
[email protected] - the choad-smokers at MTV programming

- FTP Sites:

ftp.ee.pdx.edu:/pub/bnb

- lots of gifs, sounds, and the original FAQ

- Sound files are sometimes seen on alt.binaries.sounds.tv and
alt.binaries.sounds.misc.

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Last but not least... :)

Many thanks to all who have corrected or contributed material, either by
posting it, sending it to me directly, or pointing me at existing files.

That includes the following:

Eric Adriaansen (eric%[email protected])
Tiri ([email protected]) {heh, heh, you said "munch"}
Jim Baines (IO11182@maine.maine.edu)
Nick Bensema ([email protected])
Howard Hsieh ([email protected])
Will Leland ([email protected])
Bill Linnane ([email protected])
Rodolfo Monterrosa ([email protected])
Doug Riblet ([email protected])
Rob Synder (rob@snyderre.student.rose-hulman.edu)
Bobby Tribble ([email protected].edu)
Chris Wallner ([email protected])

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