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Now you know Jack Schitt!
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SO YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?
He's the only son of Awh and Oh Schitt. Awh, the fertilizer magnate,
married Oh, the owner of Kneedeep Inn. Jack married Noe. They produced six
children. Holy, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin
sons, Deep and Dip, two daughters, Fulla and Giva, and another son, Bull.
Deep married dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta, and they have a
son, Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens
children are Dawg, Byrd and Horace. Bull just married a spicy number, Pisa,
and now they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt and the Schitt family.
Stonehenge BBS
415 479-8328.
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