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Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope - Part
Theme music..
Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks
Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks
Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks
Phreakers and a handset
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The ongoing saga of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope,
as written by Displaced Electron.. part one.
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Tragon's head pops out of a dumpster, an Apple logo can be seen on a
building nearby.
"Hey DC, what is a CPU Stiffener?" he yells.
Death Christ's reply is interupted by a figure in the shadows, which
seems to be attemting to jimmy open a truck door.
"Its for inserting a flasid cpu into a tight zif socket!" he laughs.
Addressing the figure in the shadows, Tragon says, "Dave, what the hell
is wrong with you? Your standing there trying to break into a van owned by
Apple of all things, and now your associating a macintosh with sex? Do you
need your mother?"
"WHAT?!" screams dave.
"Your mother," replys Tragon. "I believe that in a situation such as
this a fruedian psycholigist would ask you if you have sexual thoughts
about your mother."
Dave's enraged yell is silenced before it can begin by a bright spotlight
which illuminates the entire area occupied by the three.
"STOP!" booms a disembodied voice.
"Oh shit! Its Apple armed response!" Death Christ bites out.
Dave and Death Christ jump into an open sewer hole, with Tragon following
after reaching back into the dumpster to grab the one inch thick book on
CPU stiffeners he had found..
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The Adventures of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope will
continue after these messages from our sponsors..
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