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Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope - Part

Thus continues the story of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope..
as written by Displaced Electron. part three.
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"Holy shit!" Tragon exclaims.

Death Christ, Dave, and Tragon stand staring at the scene unfolding in
front of them. Naked men and women dance writhing to an excellent techno
beat, strobes are flashing everywhere, and half the occupants of the club
can be seen wearing gas masks hooked up to tanks of nitrous oxide.

Despite these great wonders, Tragon points not at them but at the three
large fully clothed men heading their way.

"Bouncers," remarks Dave.

Turning to Dave, Tragon says, "Man, we just came up out of the fucking
sewer. They will think we are trying to get in without paying."

"Heh, we ARE in without paying," Death Christ points out.

Tragon slowly turns back to the aproaching bouncers. "These guys don't
look happy. Looks like we have a fight on our hands."

"I'll handle it," claims Death Christ, who has been getting turned on
from the nude gyrations of the women on the floor. Unzipping his fly,
Death Christ removes an enormous penial instrument.

"Jesus fucking death christ!" Tragon utters in awe.

"More like death christ fucking Jesus with that thing," Dave says.
"That thing's gotta be a foot and a half at least!"

"20 inches actually," corrects Death Christ. Moving in to attack the
stunned bouncers, death christ easily dick slaps them all into
unconsiousness.

Three women from the crowd, mouths gaping in awe, scramble over to
Death Christ and begin begging him to fuck them. Death Christ, being
somewhat lacking for sex recently, has no objections to this.

"Fuckin a, DC is actually getting laid," remarks a stunned Tragon.

"By three chicks no less," Dave adds.

Just as Dave and Tragon begin breaking out the digital video camera,
the PhreakCom(tm) crackles with static and the voice of the fourth member
of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks, Harm, punches through to be heard..
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The saga of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope will
continue after DC gets his balls drained and our sponsors
have their own brand of fun..
 
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