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The basics of being a peeping tom
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* Peeping Tom *
* Written by :The Monkey *
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*Legal Stuff*
Being a peeping tom is a mister meaner. You get your sorry
butt cought don't blame me. The .txt is for informational
perposes. Do at you own will.
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Now that we got all the legal stuff out of the way we can get
down to bussiness. The .txt will cover stuff like:
() Picking you victem.
() Equipment
() Camo's
() The Peep
() Exseuses IF cought
()Things to do at night
() And any other things I think of
Let's start off with who to pick. I'm lucky enuff to have a
group of teenage blonds that are semi- attrtactive live behind
my house( pretty cool huh). Other than that the only other
POEPLE werth looking at are about half a mile away so I usally
go with the Blonds.
Now that you've got your...Uh.. Subject. You take a look at the
house. If I'm do anything that night I'll check out the house
during the day. I'll usally jog very slowly past their house.
See if they've got a new dog or any new places to hide and stuff
like that.
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Now lets talk about the stuff your going to need at night.
I'll wear my paintball clothes ( witch are : Tiger Stripe
BDU'Ss, Bonie hat, german sniper veil, boots, gloves.). Other
suff is like.... uh... a crook-neck flashlight, and a swiss army
knife. And some cayen peper if I'm going to deal with dog's.
If you don't have that stuff then just use dark green, black,
brown, and maybe a few dark gray's.
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Now here is were the perpose of this .txt or .doc comes in The
Peep. wait untill it's dark out so go out about 7 pm during the
fall and winter and about 8:30 pm during spring and summer or
when ever. Now getting out of the house shouldn't be hard. If
you've got a mother then say something like " I want to take a
walk or go to a friends house" you get the idea. Or just leave
your room at 11:30 or 12:00. If you've got a
wife...well...uh.... sorry I can't help you there. If you going
to B.S. your parent's and say I'm going to a friends house or
something don't look like your ready fo WWIII. Throw you night
clothes out the window and change once you out.
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Now that your out were to go. If you live in the Alimeda
county then you probaly aware of the cerfew that has just come
into plan for teenages. So lay low until you're at you
destination. But doing go runnig around like you just killed
someone. Walk like you've go nothing to hide.
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If a police office drives uo to you and ask's what your doing
out so late you've better have a good exscuse ready. Say
something like " I was just coming back from a costum party and
I'm on my way home" or " Me and my friends like to play war
games at night.". But what ever you do don't say stuff like "
Oh, I was on the way to your wife's house." There's nothing
worse than a pised off officer. So kiss up a little if he lets
you go then it's werth it. If you can slip in to the
conversation that you had no idea that there was a cefew. Make
your self look inosen't. If the office ask to follow you home
then take him on a long, long walk to no were. And if you get a
chance and you see an opening RUN LIKE HELL!
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So you've gotten at your destination now what? Well just
remember what you saw during the day place to hide,way's to get
into the back yard, and if they've got a dog. If you can sneek
into the back yard find a place to hide were you can see them
but they can't see you. If they've got a small dog then pour
some cayen peper infront of it and that should take care of it.
If they've got a big dog then you should make friend's with it
or LOOK from the fron't yard.
But let's say you in the back yard well all you can do now is
wait. While your waiting do something that is completely QUITE.
I usealy think up saying's which I'll tell at the end, or think
why you here maybe it's be cause you want to see if the prom
queen wears panties or not. Or what a certain girl wears under
that tight black meni-skirt she wears to school. But that's for
you to find out.
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Okay if you do this enuff you'll come across the problem that
nothing is happening at all. Well make it happen. That's up to
you. Myabe you've got a set of fire works that haven't been use
yet.
If still nothing is happening well then just rember this quoet
buy someone " The night is young and the town is your's for the
takeing" get the drift?
A nice thing to do is set off car arlams. Alll you have to do
is start moving the back of the car up and down until the senser
goes off. See how many alarms you can set off in one night.
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P.S if you want to e-mail me or anything you can catch me at:
Temple of the Screaming Electron 510-395-5845
And Rember: Poeple who live in glass houses should go running
around naked unless you Cindy Crawford.
And by the way sorry for the miss spelling's or gramer, was
never good in those subjects.
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