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Find out how pure you are (or aren't)

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1500 Point Purity Test Page *1* of 42
??UNISEX PURITY TEST VERSION 6.6b - 1500 QUESTIONS If you thought
the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain't see nuttin' yet! This is
the 1500 point Purity Test! We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot
of the "fun" of the earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sect
ions, and a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier that
your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something to offend
everybody. Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where
in the test you were, or show to a friend. Enjoy (and I know you will).
?------------------------------------------ Public domain; no copyright. All
rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh comma
nds: let there be love. Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; se
x is a matter of physics. This document was not sponsored by the Department
of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air
Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document
should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either exp
ressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Governmen
t. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors
have actually performed any of the actions contained herein. Genesis - History
Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982 Created at MIT's Baker House.
use. Two parallel versions; one for male, and one for female. Very little
is known about this version. Version 2 (247) - spring 1983 Expanded to 247
questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex version. The story
goes that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got tired that
night and said "We'll think of three more tomorrow," and tomorrow never
got there. Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985 First formal release
. All former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does
not discriminate against gays or bi's. Added in Genesis
/History section, instructions, scoring, and warranty. Version 3.5
a (400) - April 13, 1985 Found there were 431 questions instead of 40
0. After an all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed. Version 3.5c
(400) - January 17, 1988 Finished up at Yale. Final version of the
400 point test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy. Version 4.0 (500)
500) - April 23, 1988 Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't
enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta show 'em." Version
5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's It was decided that 500
questions wasn't enough. Created to be the purity test to end all pur
ity tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun" of earlier v
ersions and got boring to take. Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992
??A copy of the 1000 point version got into my (J. A. Pfaff's) hands.
Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid of and the introduction was made c
learer. Version 6.0 (11??) - April 19, 1992 First re-vamping of th
e purity test. We of The Erotic Nightmare Revue finally decided that
the 1000 point version was TOO boring. Original goal set for
1500 questions. Bestiality and Group Sex sections added. Extra credit
done away with. Never released. Version 6.1 (1179) - April 20, 1992
Second major rewrite. New goal of 1300 questions. RHPS and
Kitchen Utensil sections added. Questions added here and there. One
copy made. Version 6.2 (1208) - April 21, 1992 Sections put in mor
e logical order. Questions added here and there. One copy made. Ve
rsion 6.3 (1275) - April 22, 1992 Sections re-named to entertain and
confuse everybody. Genesis/History sections reinstated. Never
released, but original goal of 1500 looks good again. Version 6.4
(1372) - April 24, 1992 Cult section added. Introduction from 500
point version put back in (it was deleted from 1000 point version)
Disclaimer added. One copy made. Version 6.5 (1454) - May 1, 1992
Time gap between updates due to RHPS playing locally and sickn
ess of the editor. The plan was to finish before the weekend was over
Version 6.6 (1500) - May 1, 1992 We couldn't stand being so close
to the end so we worked all day. One copy made for checking and
correcting. Version 6.6a (1500) - May 3, 1992 Erased a question
on from RHPS and added to Kitchen Utensils so as to have 42 questions
in each section. Slight errors edited out. Answer sheet made. Vers
ion 6.6b (1500) - August 17, 1992 After a "Purity Beta Test Party," we
?all promptly forgot about making the final version. But,
eventually, we got around to rearranging the sections, changing a few
questions, and editing out every error (that we noticed). This was the
version released to the general public. Instructions for Use:
This is a fairly long test consisting of 1500 questions. It starts out tame
and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There a
re many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right
guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your
room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the most fun
way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one
copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper
would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test admin
istrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down the
ir answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are requi
red to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to decide. However, bein
g open with your answers leads to some great conversations. But no matter what
you decide, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge. (The
person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her li
fe.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who is
n't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it. On the
whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too yo
ung to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can
be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are
perverts" All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to
you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have h
appened before that time is considered not standing and void. Definitions:
(for the innocent, naive, or too busy) Necking: the kissing or stroking of a
persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back. Petting: the above
plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or
underneath clothing. Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile
imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can)
Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters." Bureaucrat
for live-in lover. Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't
need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing. Mutual Masturbation: You
masturbating your partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both
at the same time. Scoring: This is a yes-or-no test, so just make sure
ure you have noticeably different marks for yes and for no. Common ones are an
X and an O, a check mark and a smiley face, whatever. When you are finished, c
ount up all of the "no" answers and divide that number by 15. That is your "p
ercentage purity." Or, if you have less "yes" answers than "no," count THOSE
up and subtract from 1500. Then divide THAT number by 15. We would now like to
bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore,
one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score...even if you
do get giggled at for the rest of your life. --- ALL TECHNICALITIES
COUNT --- And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the
taking as was had in the making. Note to the test administrator: Even
?though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to "liven"
it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to. Encourage testees
to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended.
Plan on a few hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Have a party. --
---------------------------------------- Perverts Anonymous Qualification
Exam Version 6.6b 02:36.42am August 17, 1992 primary writer:
Steamed Rhubarb Fondue (J. A. Pfaff) contributing writers: Wolvorine (Owen
en Kuhn), Astra (JAN!), and friends and family of The Erotic Nightmare Revue
Toledo, Ohio, USA ---------------------------------
--------- I. The Lamer Section (Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities -
90 Questions) Have you ever: 1. held hands with someone? 2. hugged
somebody? 3. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture? 4. kissed a
friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture? 5. flirted? 6. been on a date?
7. been on a date past one a.m.? 8. stood someone up? 9. dated someone o
n a regular basis? 10. gone steady? 11. slam danced? 12. slow danced? 13.
copped a feel while slow dancing? 14. tangoed? 15. waltzed? 16. lambad
aed? 17. had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? 18. had the symptom
s of Roman (roaming) Hands? 19. asked someone who you were not going out with
and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? 20. french kissed?
21. necked? 22. attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?
23. hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)? 24. hot tubbed in the
nude? 25. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company? 26. while hot tubbing been
groped under the water? 27. while hot tubbing groped someone under the water
er? 28. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company? 29. in the nude? 30. in
the nude in mixed company? 31. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil
on someone (at beach or pool)? 32. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter
or baby oil on you? 33. played post office (or other kissing game)? 34. played
pony express (post office with more horsing around)? 35. played doctor?
36. played Twister? 37. played Naked Twister? 38. been picked up?
39. picked someone up? 40. picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)? 41. had a
one night stand? 42. been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)?
43. been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not given them a
running head start? 44. been on a pub crawl? 45. slept on watch? 46. slept
t in your undies? 47. slept in the nude? 48. slept in class? 49. interrupted
a lecture with your snoring? 50. bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleepin
g arrangements by persons of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, not
hing goes on.)? 51. played footsie or 'kneesie'? 52. played footsie or 'knee
sie' with someone not your date, significant other or spouse? 53. been un
able to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping arrangements without so
mething steamy happening? 54. used tickling as a pickup or getting to know yo
u better activity? 55. used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof
), as a pickup or getting to know you better routine? 56. lusted in your
heart for someone without their knowledge? 57. dropped hints to somebody you l
usted after in the hopes he/she would pick up on it? 58. send anonymous l
ove letters to someone? 59. been in or started a food fight? 60. photocopied
d parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet? 61. read the Song of S
olomon? 62. read The National Geographic? 63. kissed and told? 64. been
unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite society (e.g. is
your cursing run of the mill, or do you have some class)? 65. used 'fuck'
or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix, suffix, prefix or
prepositional article in a sentence? 66. done something that you don't want
someone to know about (parents, employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
67. never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing to explain
to another? 68. cussed in your sleep? 69. worn a strapless gown? 70. skipped
class? 71. skipped class with teacher? 72. had someone refuse to be with
you because you whistled dirty songs? 73. been a bore (not a pig-like thing
in a previous life)? 74. been bar hopping? 75. been overcome by celibacy
and didn't like it? 76. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy 77. been
to a cocktail party? 78. drank beer because you liked to piss? 79. tried
to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie
Roll Pop (it's NOT three)? 80. dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or
purple)? 81. dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)? 82. owned
a Slinky? 83. hung a Slinky out a window? 84. owned a Bill The Cat doll?
85. hung Bill from the ceiling? 86. thrown Bill down the stairs? 87. thrown
Bill out a window? 88. videotaped a throwing of Bill for later playback? 89.
hung a stuffed animal in effigy? 90. owned or driven a VW Microbus (with the
shovels and rakes and implements of destruction)? II. Who Says You Need
a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had (Autoerotica and Mono-Sexualism-
91 Questions) (while the actions described here are usually done in private
it counts if others were present) Have you: 91. scratched and sniffed
any catalog? 92. been sexually aroused? 93. had an arousing or sexually
explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)? 94. skinny-dipped alone?
95. read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?
96. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really
gross? 97. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit pe
riodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever) 98. read erotic, pornographic
or sexually explicit books? 99. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny
Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)? 100. been bored while reading erotic, porn
ographic or sexually explicit literature? 101. written erotic, pornographic
or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)? 102. misspelled 'd
irty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words? 103. read any sex
manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)?
104. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis? 105. read the Kama Sutra? 106.
read any Presidential report on obscenity? 107. underlined, or marked 'good'
parts? 108. made an obscene phone call anonymously? 109. received an anonymous
obscene phone call? 110. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you
on? 111. called any phone sex numbers (recorded or live)? 112. recorded an
obscene call for later playback? 113. worked at a live phone sex number? 114.
had phone sex with a friend? 115. masturbated (if you either blush at this que
stion or answer 'no' to it, give up now and go listen to some Lawrence Welk
)? 116. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? 117. masturbated on a
regular basis (more than once a week)? 118. masturbated on a set schedule (Oops
gotta go, Mom. It's time for my 3:00 jerk-off)? 119. masturbated to orgasm
sm (isn't that the point?)? 120. masturbated to multiple orgasm? 121. fainted
while masturbating as a result of orgasm? 122. target-practice masturbated (fe
males, too; it IS possible)? 123. masturbated with a pillow or mattress? 124.
masturbated on a houseplant? 125. used an aid while masturbating (dildo, pocket
pussy, etc.)? 126. used an inflatable doll for masturbating? 127. masturbated
ed against a house-hold appliance (ie, washing machine on spin cycle)? 128. mas
turbated with food? 129. eaten the food afterwards? 130. fantasized about
someone while masturbating? 131. fantasized about someone masturbating while
masturbating? 132. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite
sex? 133. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explict
literature? 134. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sex
uality don't count)? 135. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie
in private (cable, videotape, or film)? 136. masturbated while watching an
R or X rated movie in public (a theatre)? 137. masturbated while on the phone
(no kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This means you were talking
to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other
party need not know what you were doing, you little pervert)? 138. masturb
ated while driving? 139. masturbated in a public bathroom? 140. masturbated in
a public bathroom of the opposite sex? 141. masturbated in any public place?
?142. masturbated in the wild? 143. masturbated where there was the possibili
ty of being caught? 144. been "caught" masturbating? 145. adjusted your genit
als in public (you'd think they'd be set at the factory)? 146. performed o
ral sex on yourself (yes, it IS possible)? 147. "basted" yourself (inserting a
turkey baster into a major orifice and doing the suction thing)? 148. inse
rted anything into your rectum and then walked around all day? 149. affected
an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)? 150. asked a female friend, of he
r new male friend, '.. is he hung'? 151. sent a strip o gram? 152. done a str
ip tease for someone? 153. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
154. been to a peep show? 155. been to a live sex show? 156. been to a erotic,
pornographic or sexually explicit movie? 157. been to a private showing of a e
erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even
if you're female)? 158. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic
or sexually explicit movie? 159. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to
heighten your sexual pleasure through semi-suffocation)? 160. bought or made
a codpiece or padded bra? 161. worn a codpiece or padded bra? 162. wished
you were of the opposite sex? 163. decided that if you were to be of the oppos
ite sex you'd want to be homosexual? 164. had a friend of the opposite sex
that you traded clothes with? 165. had a sex change operation (they do amazing
things with velcro)? 166. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your
figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)? 167. worn clothing that
you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)?
168. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear? 169. been in pub
lic without wearing underwear? 170. photocopied personal portions of your anat
omy (tits, ass, or genitals)? 171. programed a computer to orgasm (yours or
the computers, doesn't matter)? 172. cruised (in an automobile)? 173. cruised
the bars? 174. cruised the gay bars? 175. cruised the leather bars? 176. used
toys to act out fantasies (Barbie dolls, My Little Pony, etc)? 177. owned
owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork
Orange)? 178. sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material
(clay, wood, soap, etc)? 179. sculpted anything erotic out of food (mashed
potatoes, etc)? 180. eaten the erotic food? 181. made an X or R rated snowman
(or woman)? III. How Low Will You Go? (Ethical Considerations - 146
Questions) Have you: 182. told bad jokes? 183. made puns? 184. made
puns on obscenities (e.g. "knock knock." 'who's there?'"fornication", 'for
nication who' "fornication like this you should wear a black tie")? 185. told
shaggy dog stories? 186. flubbed a punch line? 187. worked at a fast-food
place? 188. worked at a fast-food place for over a year? 189. held a grudge?
190. recited limericks? 191. served cheap booze? 192. passed cheap booze as the
expensive stuff? 193. not paid your library fines? 194. lied? 195. lied to
somebody at somebody else's request? 196. lied about your sexual preference
to avoid a date? 197. been in adultery (technically it's only if you were marr
ied, but counts if you weren't)? 198. started a fight? 199. started a bar
fight? 200. started a brawl? 201. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)? 202.
instigated a border raid? 203. instigated a border war? 204. watched Benny
Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? 205. watched primetime
soaps? 206. considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her
clothes? 207. considered anything more than a towel "overdressed"? 208. not
considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction
a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)? 209. not respected the s
anctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on someone regardless of whether the
y lived with another)? 210. implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience
than you actually possessed? 211. implied greater or lesser sexual experie
nce than you actually possessed? 212. not thought it promiscuous having di
fferent partners annually? 213. not thought it promiscuous having different pa
rtners monthly? 214. not thought it promiscuous having different partners week
ly? 215. not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily? 216. not
thought it promiscuous having different partners at a time? 217. had sex with
someone whose name you didn't know at the time? 218. had sex with someone whos
e name you still don't know? 219. had sex with someone whose name you don't re
member? 220. had sex with someone whose name you don't want to know? 221. had
sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know? 222. had sex with
someone whose face you never saw? 223. had sexual activity (not necessarily in
tercourse) with someone ten or more years younger than you? 224. had sexua
l activity with someone ten or more years older than you? 225. had sex (pe
netration) with someone half your age? 226. had sex with someone twice your ag
e? 227. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-
on your current or ex-)? 228. been thought to have installed a 'takaticket'
machine (as in 'now serving number...')? 229. gone to a motel for the sole
purpose of sexual activity? 230. lied about how old you were for purposes of s
exual activity? 231. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
232. broken your word, vow or promise? 233. told someone you loved them when y
ou did not? 234. were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them? 235.
told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with them?
236. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one
present during sexual activity? 237. fantasized during sexual activity that yo
u were somebody else? 238. fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs (or
any cartoon character)? 239. faked orgasm (guys too)? 240. told them they
were great when they weren't? 241. intentionally 'eavesdroped' while others
were engaged in sexual activity? 242. plotted conspiracy? 243. plotted murder
(commission is covered later)? 244. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood? 245. used alcohol to
lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? 246. used
another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours
included)? 247. dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment
income. An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answer is 'no.')?
248. kited checks? 249. used credit cards without the owner's consent or known
wledge? 250. traded on inside information? 251. ignored someone because you did
n't want to admit you had sex with them? 252. wanted something or someone
that someone else has, simply because they have it and you don't (coveted)?
253. gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person
on unaware of the other(s)? 254. gone steady with two or more people with each
person unaware of the other(s)? 255. gone steady with two or more people with
all aware of the other(s)? 256. implied having had sex with someone when
you hadn't? 257. denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your
parents is merely survival)? 258. gossiped? 259. had a "sex contest"
with friends (where the object is to see who can score with more people)?
260. been in military service? 261. put an ad in the persons to persons? 262.
put an ad for a sex partner? 263. advertised for a sex partner including a pho
tograph? 264. answered an advert for a sex partner? 265. exited through a win
dow because someone came home unexpectedly? 266. taken someone someplace to be
seen in their company? 267. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company
y by someone in particular? 268. been in a wet t-shirt contest? 269. won
a wet t-shirt contest? 270. judged a wet t-shirt contest? 271. been in a whose
-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or girls)? 272. won a whose-better-
physically-equipped contest (zzzip.. :thud:)? 273. participated in a "swor
d-fight" with yours or somebody else's naughty bits (use your imagination)?
274. given your kids unusual names based on puns (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann
Hardy)? 275. given your kids unusual names in general (Dweezel)? 276. named y
our child after a porn star (John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn Cunningham, etc.)?
277. named your child after a porn star without the other parent knowing
the origin of the name? 278. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido?
279. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone? 280. fed
someone 'treif' (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only
counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? 281. mixed meat and dairy?
282. eaten 'treif' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping
kosher at the time)? 283. eaten during daylight during Ramadan? 284. eaten read
meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? 285. fed someone dogfood? 286. been in a gross
out contest? 287. been in a gross out contest, and won? 288. hired someone more
for their looks? 289. wife-(or husband) swapped? 290. wanted to trade them in
for a working model? 291. been willing to trade 'em off cheap? 292. flirted
d with in-laws? 293. told somebody something "for their own good"? 294. had s
ex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer (Oh
God don't let me/her get pregnant)? 295. had sex without the use of even prayer
(they call people who do this frequently "parents")? 296. had sex with the
"pull-out" method of birth control? 297. pulled out and come in his/her mouth
(or had someone pull out an come in your mouth) so as to not have to clean
up afterwards? 298. welshed on a bet or wager? 299. offered sexual favors
as payoff for a wager? 300. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your
wager? 301. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
pregnant? 302. found out that you were (or caused someone to be) unintentiona
ionally pregnant? 303. drooled on someone? 304. had someone drool on you?
305. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed, color
religion, age, gender, condition, or politics)? 306. accepted sloppy seconds
(it's better than nothing)? 307. offered sex for money or other considerat
ion (a better grade, raise, "services rendered")? 308. had sex with someone
who was merely doing you a favor? 309. demanded sex for money or other consi
deration ("Put out or walk"/"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatent
forms)? 310. coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to
be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)? 311. accepted
sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise, "services
rendered")? 312. cashed in your soda-pop can lids (the ones that if you get it
off of the can in once piece you get a free fuck)? 313. offered a sympathy
fuck? 314. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected (time to go back to
the masturbation section)? 315. drank all but the last quarter inch from the
milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have
ave to refill it)? 316. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard
on your pillow (you might be programming too much)? 317. tried to convine
your partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps? 318. tried
to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?
319. considered sperm a protein supplement (works better than peanuts on those
long summer nights)? 320. questioned someone about their sex life when they
were incapable of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in
their sleep)? 321. questioned a significant other about their sex life when
they were incapable of not answering? 322. used whatever they said against
them? 323. read somebody's diary without his/her consent or knowledge? 324.
searched somebody's room/house without his/her consent or knowledge? 325. a
ttempted to corrupt someone's morals? 326. attempted to corrupt someone's mora
ls and discover it is too late? 327. attempted to corrupt someone's morals
only to discover they know things you don't? IV. I Fought the Law and *I*
Won (Legal technicalities - 70 Questions) Have you: 328. deliberately
bounced a check? 329. shoplifted? 330. 'borrowed' something of value
e with no intention of returning it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons,
doesn't count)? 331. written graffiti? 332. committed murder? 333. attempted
commit suicide? 334. succeeded? 335. had a fake id? 336. manufactured
a fake id? 337. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)? 338. drag raced (on
the street)? 339. driven without a license? 340. driven while suspended? 341.
bought or sold anything on a black market? 342. stolen any item or cash? 343.
stolen a kiss? 344. used bootleg software? 345. plotted felony (that's conspir
acy and may count)? 346. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while
intoxicated? 347. plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)? 348. lead
someone to believe they were the father when they weren't? 349. lead someone
to believe they weren't the father when they were? 350. been liable for arrest
on a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human
being)? 351. been a pool, card or chess shark? 352. incited to riot? 353. plo
otted a coup (civic class doesn't count)? 354. committed sedition (plotting to
overthrow the government)? 355. committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep
)? 356. committed treason? 357. been thought politically unreliable? 358. be
en thought politically reliable? 359. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The
Barbarian Pentathlon)? 360. sent a chain letter? 361. started a chain letter?
362. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)? 363. made or acquired 'elint'
(electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)? 364. installed or used 'elin
t' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)? 365. stayed for a second feature
having paid only for the first? 366. removed the tag that says "do not remove
under penalty of law"? 367. rode public transportation w/o paying? 368. raised
tuition/rent by streetwalking? 369. pistol whipped someone? 370. been
a bigamist (that's very bigamy to admit it)? 371. carried concealed weapons?
372. evaded taxes? 373. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject
to a duty or tax? 374. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman
/man? 375. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and
wish you actually were? 376. deliberately failed to pay child support? 377. had
someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor? 378. bought your
own alcohol while still a minor? 379. been drunk while still a minor? 380. boug
ht alcohol for minors? 381. had sexual activity while under the age of consent
(masturbation doesn't count)? 382. had sexual activity while under the
age of consent with someone over the age of consent? 383. had sexual activity
since reaching the age of consent with someone under the age of consent?
384. plagiarized? 385. been to a "public bath"? 386. patronized a prostitute?
387. been to a "massage parlor"? 388. been to a brothel as a customer? 389.been
to a brothel as an employee? 390. contracted a 'social' disease (not just
just the common cold)? 391. contracted mono? 392. been treated for exposure to
a STD (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you'd been with had
been? 393. had a curable STD? 394. had an incurable STD 395. had sex with so
meone knowing you had been exposed to a STD? 396. had sex with someone knowing
they had been exposed to a STD? 397. gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the fr
ee clinic? V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts,
?Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions) Have you: 398. spotted Elvis at a
7-11 (or wherever)? 399. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the
like? 400. joined a nunnery or a monastery because you were sick of sex? 401.
been a member of a religious group outside of a world-accepted religion (Satan
worship, Vegisexual, etc)? 402. been a member of a cult? 403. been a high
-ranking member in any non-accepted group (and, even though Wicca is an acc
epted religion, we'll take that, too)? 404. played a record backwards to hear
the message? 405. actually heard the message? 406. participated in a satanic
ritual? 407. sold your soul to the devil? 408. drunk blood? 409. sacrificed
an animal in a religious ritual? 410. sacrificed a human in a religious ritual?
411. used a Ouija board? 412. followed your horoscope? 413. had your Tarot
cards read or read someone else's? 414. participated in a seance? 415. commun
icated with another plane? 416. had visual contact with someone/thing from ano
ther plane? 417. been to another plane? 418. had an out of body experience?
419. practiced witchcraft? 420. cast a spell for amusement? 421. cast a spell
for revenge? 422. cast a spell for somebody else? 423. had a spell backfire w
ith disasterous effects? 424. seen a UFO 425. communicated with beings from a
nother world (aliens)? 426. been on a UFO? 427. are you an alien? VI.
This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up (Non-Platonic Activities (the
steamy part) Part 1 - Men) (86 Questions) With or by a person of the
male gender, have you: 428. been propositioned for necking or petting by a man?
429. been propositioned for any sexual practice by a man? 430. been pinched
or patted on the buttocks by a man? 431. been kissed below the neck, but no
t on the hands and arms? 432. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are
hard to get)? 433. received a hickey in an intimate location? 434. received s
scratch marks or nail marks? 435. been bit or nibbled upon? 436. been bit in
an intimate location? 437. had your clothed leg fondled or stroked by a man?
438. had your clothed body fondled or stroked? 439. had your clothed breast or
nipple? fondle? o? stroked? 440? ha? you? covere? genital? fondled? pet?
stroked or otherwise handled? 441. had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a
man? 442. had your bare body fondled or stroked? 443. had your bare breast or
nipples fondled or stroked? 444. had your bare genitals fondled, pet, stroked,
or otherwise handled? 445. propositioned a man for necking or petting? 446.
propositioned a man for any sexual practice? 447. pinched or patted a man's
buttocks? 448. kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? 449. pet
ted above or below the waist? 450. given a hickey? 451. given a hickey in an
intimate location? 452. left scratches or nail marks? 453. left teeth marks?
454. left teeth marks in an intimate location? 455. fondled or stroked a man's
clothed legs? 456. fondled or stroked a man's clothed body? 457. stroked or f
ondled a man's clothed breast or nipple? 458. petted, stroked, fondled, or oth
erwise handled a man's covered genitals? 459. fondled or stroked a man's bare
legs? 460. fondled or stroked a man's bare body? 461. stroked or fondled
a man's bare breast or nipple? 462. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise han
dled a man's bare genitals? 463. been involved with pelvic thrusting while
clothed (it really drives you insa-a-ane)? 464. had sex with a man? 465. had
your fingers licked or sucked? 466. licked or sucked a man's fingers? 467. had
had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 468.
licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region? 469.
fondled a man who was asleep? 470. woken up being fondled? 471. had sex with a
man who was asleep and he didn't wake up? 472. had sex with a man who was asle
ep and he did wake up? 473. slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you
)? 474. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you? 475.
given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives? 476. did it work? 477.
been petted to orgasm? 478. petted to orgasm? 479. performed fellatio ("oral
stimulation of the penis" Webster)? 480. tasted a man's orgasmic fluids? 481.
gagged when they came in your mouth? 482. received oral sex? 483. performe
d mutual oral sex ('69')? 484. performed mutual masturbation? 485. watched wh
ile a man masturbated? 486. had a man watch while you masturbated? 487. orgas
med in him (if possible)? 488. had him orgasm in you? 489. orgasmed on him?
490. had him orgasm on you? 491. kissed a man (or boy) on a first date? 492.
necked with a man (or boy) on a first date? 493. petted with a man (or boy) on
a first date? 494. had oral sex on a first date? 495. given oral sex on a first
date? 496. fucked on a first date? 497. had oral sex instead of intercourse
498. performed anal sex on a man (dildo or whatever)? 499. received anal
sex from a man (dildo or whatever)? 500. performed oral stimulation of the anus
on a man? 501. received oral stimulation of the anus from a man? 502. been se
en naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is expected (e.g. in a shower
room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in
the bathroom).)? 503. seen a man naked under good lighting? 504. undressed
undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 505. been in a
man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening?
506. bathed or showered with a man? 507. let a man wash you when you were p
perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 508. washed a man who was perfectly
capable of washing himself? 509. had sex while in the shower? 510. had sex wh
ile taking a bath? 511. seduced a man? 512. allowed yourself to be seduced?
513. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)? VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself
?Out (Kitchen Utensils and Power Tools - 42 Questions) Do you own, or
r have you ever owned, the following: 514. a manual can opener? 515. an elect
ctric can opener? 516. a spaghetti strainer? 517. a variable-speed blender?
518. an electric mixer? 519. a really, really big spoon? 520. a fondue fork?
521. corn on the cob holders? 522. a turnip twaddler? 523. an ice-cream scoop
er? 524. chopsticks? 525. salad tongs? 526. a salad shooter? 527. a salad
scooper? 528. a veg-o-matic? 529. an electric juicer? 530. a tea-leaf strainer
r? 531. a socket wrench (English)? 532. a socket wrench (metric)? 533. a screw
driver (Flathead)? 534. a screwdriver (phillips)? 535. an electric screwdriver?
536. an electric hammer? 537. an electric dog-polisher? 538. a gasoline
-powered turtle-neck sweater? 539. a tackle box? 540. a metal spatula (NOT a
flipper. There's a difference. A spatula is long, skinny, and NOT bent)? 541. a
rubber spatula? 542. a pocket fisherman? 543. a power drill? 544. a chain
saw? 545. a flame thrower? 546. a mig welder? 547. a jack-hammer? 548. a
bulldozer? 549. a wreaking-ball? 550. have you used a spatula for flogging
purposes? 551. do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or tools? 552. do
you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room? 553. have you used
any of the above for masturbation? 554. have you used any of the above for any
sexual practice? 555. have you ever owned The Spatula (if you have to ask, the
answer is 'no')? VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here (Non-Platonic
Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 - Women) (84 Questions) With
or by a person of the female gender, have you: 556. been propositioned by
a woman for necking or petting? 557. been propositioned by a woman for any
sexual practice? 558. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman? 559.
been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? 560. received a hic
key (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? 561. received a hickey in an
intimate location? 562. been scratched or marked by her? 563. been nibbled or
bit? 564. been nibbled or bit in an intimate location? 565. had your clothed
legs fondled or stroked by a woman? 566. had your clothed body fondled or stro
ked? 567. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked? 568. had you
r covered genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled? 569. had your
bare legs your bare legs fondled or stroked by a woman? 570. had your bare
body fondled or stroked? 571. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or strok
ed? 572. have your bare genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled
ed? 573. propositioned a woman for necking or petting? 574. propositioned a
woman for any sexual practice? 575. pinched or patted a woman's buttocks? 576.
kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? 577. petted above
or below the waist? 578. given a hickey to a woman? 579. given a hickey in
an intimate location? 580. left scratches or nail marks on her? 581. left teeth
th marks? 582. left teeth marks in an intimate location? 583. fondled or stro
ked a woman's clothed legs? 584. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?
85. stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple? 586. petted,
d, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitals? 587. fondled
or stroked a woman's bare legs? 588. fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
589. stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple? 590. petted, stroked,
fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals? 591. been involved
with pelvic thrusting while clothed? 592. had sex with a woman? 593. had your
fingers licked or sucked? 594. licked or sucked a woman's fingers? 595. had
your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 596. licked
ed, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear? 597. fondled a woman who w
as asleep? 598. woken up being fondled? 599. had sex with a woman who was asl
eep and she didn't wake up? 600. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she
did wake up? 601. slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)? 602.
woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you? 603. given
a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives? 604. did it work? 605. been
petted to orgasm? 606. petted to orgasm? 607. performed cunnilingus ("oral
stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")? 608. tasted a woman's orgasmic fluid
ids? 609. received oral sex? 610. performed mutual oral sex ('69')? 611. per
formed mutual masturbation? 612. watched while a woman masturbated? 613. had
a woman watch while you masturbated? 614. orgasmed in her (if possible)? 615.
orgasmed on her? 616. had her orgasm on you? 617. kissed a woman (or girl) on
a first date? 618. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? 619. petted
with a woman (or girl) on a first date? 620. had oral sex on a first date? 621.
1. given oral sex on a first date? 622. fucked on a first date? 623. had oral
sex instead of intercourse? 624. performed anal sex on a woman (dildo or whate
ver)? 625. received anal sex from a woman (dildo or whatever)? 626. performed
oral stimulation of the anus on a woman? 627. received oral stimulation of the
anus from a woman? 628. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note:
nude is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when
hen you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)? 629. seen a woman
naked under good lighting? 630. undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman
was watching you? 631. been in a woman's company while both of you were nude
without anything steamy happening? 632. bathed or showered with a woman
(non-coed facilities don't count)? 633. let a woman wash you when you were
perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 634. washed a woman who was perfectly
capable of washing herself? 635. had sex while in the shower? 636. had sex
x while taking a bath? 637. seduced a woman? 638. allowed yourself to be sedu
ced? 639. had sex with a virgin (We're Virgin Destroyers - We won't go down
in history, but we will go down on your little sister)? IX. The Nitty and
the Gritty (Things To Do and People To Do Them With - 65 Questions)
Are you now, or have you ever been: 640. engaged in heterosexual activity (with
a member of the opposite sex) ? 641. If you answered 'yes', would you
do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it? 642. engaged
in homosexual activity [with a member of your sex (who better to know what
feels good?)]? 643. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you
answered 'no', have you thought about it? 644. engaged in bisexual activity
(defined here as sexual activity with both genders on a relatively even ratio
for the period of time in question)? 645. If you answered 'yes', would you
do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it? 646. engaged
in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is best - put your
sister to the test)]? 647. yes, again; no, thought? 648. engaged in homosexual
incest (with a member of your family and gender)? 649. yes, again; no,
thought? 650. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely
sub human, so that jerk at the party doesn't count)? 651. yes, again; no, thou
ght? 652. engaged in xeno eroticism [sexual activity with alien life forms
(NOT the kind without green cards)]? 653. yes, again; no, thought? 654. engag
ed in pedophilia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)? 655. yes, again
no, thought? 656. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control
on initiation.)? 657. yes, again; no, thought? 658. engaged in sodomy
defined as either: 1) copulation with a member of the same sex or with animals
or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite
sex)? 659. yes, again; no, thought? 660. practiced cocrophilia (using feces or
filth for sexual excitement)? 661. yes, again; no, thought? 662. practiced
frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another person)? 663. yes
again; no, thought? 664. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soi
led or filthy, such as dirty underwear or used menstrual pads (like the female
gym teacher in Porky's))? 665. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on
being given an enema)? 666. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's
zits)? 667. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")? 668. If you
answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thoug
ht about it? 669. practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes (nurse/patient,
teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)? 670. yes, again; no,
thought? 671. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),
other than for a costume party? 672. yes, again; no, thought? 673. crossed
dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it (shouldn't watch
Rocky Horror so much)? 674. yes, again; no, thought? 675. practiced necrophilia
[sex with the dead (truly deceased. That innocent young virgin you molested
doesn't count, no matter how frigid she was)]? 676. yes, again; no, thought?
677. practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)? 678. had a leather fetish?
679. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)?
680. performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob")?
681. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have
you thought about it? 682. caused another person pain for your pleasure
(its called sadism)? 683. yes, again; no, thought? 684. had another inflict
pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)? 685. yes, again; no
thought? 686. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called
cruel)? 687. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 ©) drugs (synthetic opiates,
meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)? (with over 145 drugs
scheduled, we're not listing them all) 688. yes, again; no, thought? 689, used
Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 ©) drugs (opium, coca leave products
(Coca Cola is doesn't count))? 690. yes, again; no, thought 691. used Schedule
III (USC 21, sec 812 ©) drugs ( barbiturates, lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
ne)? 692. yes, again; no, thought? 693. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 ©
) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate, Phenobarbital)? . been seen M Z[~

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694. yes, again; no, thought?
695. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 ©) drugs (codeine)? 696. yes, again;
no, thought? 697. intentionally urinated on someone (its called 'golden showers
'water sports', or piss fights)? 698. yes, again; no, thought? 699. intentional
ly defecated on someone (it's called sick)? 700. yes, again; no, thought?
ught? 701. intentionally urinated on yourself? 702. yes, again; no, thought?
703. intentionally defecated on yourself? 704. yes, again; no, thought?
X. The Meaning Of Life (Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll - 124 Questions)
have you: 705. considered the song "I want to hold you hand" suggestive? 706.
considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question? 707. do
you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock? 708. been intoxicated
from alcohol? 709. been intoxicated from some other drug? 710. been into
xicated from a controlled or illicit drug? 711. introduced someone to 'drugs'
in general? 712. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug? 713. used over the
counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated? 714. taken any drug that
you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what it does (foolish you)?
715. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the prescription
n for ('abused' a controlled substance)? 716. bought or sold a controlled or
illicit drug? 717. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? 718.
sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)?
719. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? 720. freque
ntly bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for personal use (like weekly
or there about)? 721. had a standing order with your supplier? 722. taken
a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium) 723. more than 4 times?
724. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)? 725. more than once? 726.
more than four times? 727. smoked crack? 728. more than once? 729. more than
four times? 730. freebased? 731. chugged? 732. sniffed glue? 733. smoked the
killer weed (tobacco)? 734. more than once? 735. on a regular basis? 736. chain
smoked? 737. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)? 738. more than once?
739. more than four times? 740. smoked the killer weed (oregano)? 741. smoked
the killer weed (parsley)? 742. smoked banana peels? 743. smoked clove cigare
ttes? 744. chewed tobacco, or snuff? 745 gargled with hard liquor (No more m
ediciny breath!)? 746. had alcohol for breakfast? 747. drank Coke & nutmeg?
748. drank Coke & aspirin? 749. made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or has
h brownies)? 750. eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies? 751. inhaled nitrous oxide (
laughing gas) recreationally? 752. injected any non-prescription drug into you
rself? 753. more than once? 754. more than four times? 755. injected more than
one non-prescription drug simultaneously into yourself? 756. more than
once? 757. more than four times? 758. injected any non-prescription drug into
someone else? 759. more than once? 760. injected more than one non-prescription
drug simultaneously into someone else? 761. more than once? 762. played
a drinking game? 763. won a drinking game? 764. played a game where it was
unknown who would be getting drugs (who's got the pill, etc)? 765. spiked
a punch with alcohol? 766. spiked a punch with other drugs? 767. taken any sy
nthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)? 768. did you under
stand the examples in the last question? 769. ingested any 'natural' hallucin
ogen (peyote, mescaline,'shrooms, ergot)? 770. more than once? 771. more
than four times? 772. had a bad trip? 773. had a flashback? 774. gotten a
bad batch? 775. taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical
reason? 776. taken PCP or other veterinary drug? 777. more than once? 778. m
ore than four times? 779. taken any 'designer' drugs? 780. done speed or meth
-amphetamine? 781. more than once? 782. more than four times? 783. made or s
synthesize your own drugs 784 made or synthesized drugs 'commercially?
(beeen the lab)? 785. grown your own? 786. bred your own? 787. bought 'moonshine'
(any alcoholic beverage made outside the Federal limit of 200 gallons annually
for personal consumption)? 788. been to a rock concert? 789. been to a heavy
metal concert? 790. been to a Frank Zappa rock concert? 791. been to a Barry
Manilow concert? 792. listened to acid rock? 793. were you at Woodstock?
794. been a groupie? 795. been a roadie? 796. thought about starting a band t
o meet groupies? 797. thought about starting a band to get good dope? 798. ac
tually started a band to get groupies or dope? 799. told someone you were with
the band? 800. did it work? 801. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety
in the lyrics (e.g. Let's get drunk and Screw)? 802. sung bawdy songs (e.g.
Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang low, the Bottle Song)? 803. composed
bawdy lyrics? 804. brewed your own? 805. had sex while drunk or stoned? 806.
had sex while on acid? 807. bungee-jumped on acid? 808. had sex while on any
drug? 809. used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try? 810.
used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having
ing sex? 811. used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any
effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)? 812. used a second drug to cancel out
the effects of a first (using downers after uppers, etc. [it doesn't work])?
813. taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?
814. been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?
815. awaken the next morning wondering where you were? 816. awaken the next
morning wondering if you had a good time? 817. awaken the next morning wonderi
ng where you were, and who's that next to you? 818. awaken the next morning
wondering who you were? 819. felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping
in my bed)? 820. felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)? 821.
ever thrown up from too much alcohol [aka driven the porcelain bus, blown chips
tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god,
called for the car (There's Ralph's Buick)]? 822. ever had blackouts (periods
where you don't remember what happened)? 823. been hung over? 824. had
had a hangover last more than one day? 825. taken the hair of the dog that bit
you (drinking to cure a hangover)? 826. been to an AA meeting, or the like?
827. been to a drug-rehab meeting? 828. been to a LAGA (Lesbian and Gay All
iance) meeting or the like? XI. Green Eggs and Ham (Locality - 178 Questions)
?"have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train;
have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head; Have you, ha
have you, had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Seuss) Have you:
829. with others in the same room, necked/petted? 830. with others in the
same room, had oral sex? 831. with others in the same room fucked? 832. with
others in the same room, necked/petted without them knowing? 833. with others
in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing? 834. with others in the
e same room, fucked without them knowing? 835. while parents were sleeping, ne
cked/petted? 836. while parents were sleeping, had oral sex? 837. while parents
were sleeping, fucked? 838. while parents were awake, necked/petted? 839. while
parents were awake, had oral sex? 840. while parents were awake, fucked? 841.
while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted? 842. while parents
were awake in the same room, had oral sex? 843. while parents were awake
in the same room, fucked? 844. while hot tubbing, necked/petted? 845. while hot
tubbing, had oral sex? 846. while hot tubbing, fucked? 847. in a sauna or
steam bath, necked/petted? 848. in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex? 849.
in a sauna or steam bath, fucked? 850. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, necked
/petted? 851. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, had oral sex? 852. in a chair
r, couch, recliner, etc, fucked? 853. in a place of religion, necked/petted?
854. in a place of religion, had oral sex? 855. in a place of religion, fucked?
856. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), necked/petted? 857. in
a place of the dead, had oral sex? 858. in a place of the dead, fucked? 859. in
a contraption of the dead (coffin, urn, etc), necked/petted? 860. in a cont
raption of the dead, had oral sex? 861. in a contraption of the dead, fucked?
862. during a movie (in a theatre), necked/petted? 863. during a movie, had or
al sex? 864. during a movie, fucked? 865. in a sports area (stadium, court, t
rack, or ballfield), necked/petted? 866. in a sports area, had oral sex?
867. in a sports area, fucked? 868. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000
pounds GWT (a car, small pickup, minivan, etc), necked/petted? 869. in a s
tationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 870. in a st
ationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 871. in a stationary ve
vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), ne
cked/petted? 872. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,0
10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 873. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000
but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked? 874. in a stationary vehicle of more
than 10,000 pounds GWT (a semi, RV, tank, etc), necked/petted? 875. in a
stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 876. in a
a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked? 877. in a moving
vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car or small pickup), necked/petted
878. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 879. in a
moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 880. in a moving vehicle
ehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? 881. in
a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 882. in a moving
vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 883. in a moving vehicle of more
than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? 884. in a moving vehicle of more
than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 885. in a moving vehicle of more than
10,000 pounds GWT, fucked? 886. with the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/
petted? 887. with the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex? 888. with the
operator of a moving vehicle, fucked? 889. as the operator of a moving vehicle
necked/petted? 890. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
891. as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked? 892. on a train, necked/pett
ed? 893. on a train, had oral sex? 894. on a train, fucked? 895. on a roller
coaster, necked/petted? 896. on a roller coaster, had oral sex? 897. on a rol
ler coaster, fucked? 898. in a wheelbarrow, necked/petted? 899. in a wheelbarrow, had oral sex? 900n a wheelbarrow, fucked? 901. on a boat (rowboat,
personal yacht, sailboat, etc) necked/petted? 902. on a boat, had oral sex?
903. on a boat, fucked? 904. on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, etc),
necked/petted? 905. on a ship, had oral sex? 906. on a ship, fucked? 907. in
an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc)
in flight, necked/petted? 908. in an aircraft in flight, had oral sex? 909.
in an aircraft in flight, fucked? 910. on public transportation (bus, subway
tram or trolley), necked/petted? 911. on public transportation, had oral
sex? 912. on public transportation, fucked? 913. on a school bus, necked/petted
ed? 914. on a school bus, had oral sex? 915. on a school bus, fucked? 916. on
horseback, necked/petted (just don't scare the horses)? 917. on horseback, had
oral sex? 918. on horseback, fucked? 919. on a bicycle in motion, necked/p
etted? 920. on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex? 921. on a bicycle in motion
fucked? 922. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small
non-moving enclosure, necked/petted? 923. in a telephone booth, voting booth
ooth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, had oral sex? 924. in
a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving
ng enclosure, fucked? 925. while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other
people mover, necked/petted? 926. in an elevator, on an escalator or other
people mover, had oral sex? 927. in an elevator, on an escalator or other
people mover, fucked? 928. on the roof of a building, necked/petted? 929. on
the roof of a building, had oral sex? 930. on the roof of a building, fucked?
931. on the roof of a building where others might see you, necked/petted?
932. on the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral
sex? 933. on the roof of a building where others might see you, fucked?
934. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing,
necked/petted? 935. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral
sex? 936. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked?
937. in the snow, necked /petted? 938. in the snow, had oral sex?
939. in the snow, fucked (now that's fucking cold)? 940. out
of doors, had oral sex? 941. out of doors, fucked? 942. in a gazebo, necked/petted?
943. in a gazebo, had oral sex? 944. in a gazebo, fucked?
945. in a tree, necked/petted? 946. in a tree, had oral sex?
947. in a tree, fucked? 948. fucked a tree? 949. in a semi public location wher
e there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex? 950. in a semi publi
c location where there was a possibility of discovery, fucked?
951. because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex
in a semi public locale? 952. because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a
semi public locale? 953. at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot),
necked/petted? 954. at a public event, had oral sex? 955. at a public event,
fucked? 956. in a library, necked/petted? 957. in a library, had oral sex?
958. in a library, fucked? 959. in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, s
wimming pool, ocean), necked/petted? 960. in a free flowing body of water,
had oral sex? 961. in a free flowing body of water, fucked? 962. on a beach,
necked/petted? 963. on a beach, had oral sex? 964. on a beach, fucked?
965. in a classroom, necked/petted? 966. in a classroom, had oral sex?
967. in a classroom, fucked? 968. in a hallway, necked/petted?
969. in a hallway, had oral sex? 970. in a hallway, fucked?
971. in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted?
972. in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex?
973. in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked?
974. in a kitchen, necked/petted? 975. in a kitchen, had oral sex?
976. in a kitchen, fucked? 977. in any other household room other than those mentioned,
necked/petted? 978. in any other household room other than those mentioned, had oral
sex? 979. in any other household room other than those mentioned, fucked?
980. on a household appliance, necked/petted? 981. on a household appliance, had
oral sex? 982. on a household appliance, fucked? 983. on a
table or countertop, necked/petted? 984. on a table or countertop, had oral sex?
985. on a table or countertop, fucked? 986. on a pinball machine, necked/petted?
987. on a pinball machine, had oral sex? 988. on a pinball machine, fucked?
989. on a jukebox, necked/petted? 990. on a jukebox, had oral sex?
991. on a jukebox, fucked? 992. on a pool table, necked/petted?
993. on a pool table, had oral sex? 994. on a pool table, fucked?
995. on a piano, necked/petted? 996. on a piano, had oral sex?
997. on a piano, fucked? 998. on any other rec-room-type object, necked/petted?
999. on any other rec-room-type object, had oral sex? 1000. on any other
rec-room-type object, fucked? 1001. on or in a national monument, necked
/petted? 1002. on or in a national monument, had oral sex? 1003. on or in a
national monument, fucked? 1004. showered with a member of the
opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
1005. while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-
coed' facility, had oral sex? 1006. while showering with a member of the
opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility, fucked?
XII. Look, Ma, No Hands!
(Style - 130 Questions)

Have you:

1007. pointed and laughed?
1008. eaten oysters?
1009. eaten prairie oysters?
1010. eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
1011. eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
1012. used an aphrodisiac?
1013. used amyl nitrate?
1014. taken something to "improve" your performance?
1015. coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?
1016. coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?
1017. taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the
good lines?
1018. had sex with the same person more than 10 times?
1019. had sex with over 10 people (not necessarily at once)?
1020. had sex with anybody/thing more than 100 times?
1021. had sex with anybody/thing more than 500 times?
1022. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
1023. accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?
1024. turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?
1025. made or taken a phone call during sexual activity (again, sexual
activity does not mean penetration; just foolin' around) with
someone?
1026. during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone
call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
1027. ever been preoccupied during sexual activity (television,
homework, playing piano, dictating a letter)?
1028. ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?
1029. had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g.
flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
1030. had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp,
asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?
1031. during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great
merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
1032. had nude snapshots taken of you?
1033. taken nude snapshots of someone else?
1034. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to
someone?
1035. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
with the same partner?
1036. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
with multiple partners?
1037. performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice
(Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?
1038. had or caused multiple orgasms
1039. had sex until one of you was sore?
1040. had sex until one of you was dry?
1041. smoked after sex?
1042. intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?
1043. intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual
activity?
1044. spanked anyone before or during sex?
1045. been sore on the morning after?
1046. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
1047. had sex to the Blue Danube?
1048. had sex to any other classical selection?
1049. had sex to Dr. Demento (the radio show; not the person)?
1050. had sex to candlelight?
1051. had sex to fireplace light?
1052. had sex to campfire light?
1053. had sex in full lighting?
1054. had sex in absolute darkness?
1055. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
1056. been a screamer?
1057. caused someone to be a screamer?
1058. fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)?
1059. fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?
1060. fucked amphibiously ('froggy' style)?
1061. fucked in the female superior position?
1062. fucked sitting up?
1063. fucked standing up?
1064. fucked in a chair?
1065. fucked while leaning over a chair?
1066. fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
1067. fucked sideways?
1068. fucked both facing the same direction (spooning)?
1069. fucked in the wheelbarrow position (remember those "wheelbarrow
races" when you were a kid)?
1070. fucked while supporting your partner (physically, not
financially)?
1071. fucked upside-down (staircases, etc)?
1072. fucked while hanging from the rafters?
1073. fucked while hanging from the rafters upside-down?
1074. fucked while bouncing on a trampoline?
1075. fucked while hanging from a trapeze?
1076. played "sit-n-spin" (use your imagination)?
1077. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for
re-entry?
1078. fucked in front of or under a mirror?
1079. participated in fist-fucking (see Caligula)?
1080. participated in breast fucking (Hawaiian muscle-fuck)?
1081. fallen asleep during sex or oral sex?
1082. had your partner fall asleep during sex or oral sex?
1083. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or
douching?
1084. kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling?
1085. talked dirty during sexual activity?
1086. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
1087. had your partner faint as a result of orgasm (take a stud
point)?
1088. caused multiple orgasms on someone?
1089. caused multiple orgasms on someone who didn't think he/she was
able?
1090. been caused to have multiple orgasms?
1091. had sex before breakfast?
1092. had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
1093. had a 'quickie'?
1094. had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
1095. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
1096. gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone
can tell it too)?
1097. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
1098. with a hermaphrodite, necked/petted?
1099. with a hermaphrodite, had oral sex (two to choose from)?
1100. with a hermaphrodite, fucked?
1101. had sex with spectators?
1102. been judged by the spectators?
1103. had spectators take notes?
1104. foot masturbated someone?
1105. been foot masturbated?
1106. tongue bathed someone?
1107. been tongue bathed?
1108. sucked the feet or toes of someone?
1109. had someone suck your feet or toes?
1110. been, or kept, a mistress?
1111. been, or had, a 'kept man'?
1112. been a pimp or madame?
1113. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?
1114. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
excuse themselves and tell you to continue?
1115. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?
1116. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, talked with
you for a while, and then left?
1117. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
girl) friend of either of you brought you food to keep your
energy up?
1118. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in
sexual activity with someone else?
1119. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged
in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left
them to continue?
1120. walked in on your parents?
1121. walked in on your grandparents?
1122. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
activity?
1123. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual
activity you thought was too weird?
1124. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual
activity you hadn't thought possible?
1125. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?
1126. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and declare 'too weird'?
1127. initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical
profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?
1128. initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your
parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?
1129. initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession
(lawyer, judge, or paralegal)?
1130. initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic
community (Professor, instructor, TA)?
1131. initiated sexual activity with an intellectual (librarian,
author, essayist, or scribe)?
1132. initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army,
Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
1133. initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group
(someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a
biker, air head or securities broker)?
1134. initiated sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or
cheerleader)?
1135. initiated sexual activity with an athlete (acrobatic-type)?
1136. initiated sexual activity with religious officiary (priest, nun,
cardinal, pope, etc.)?

XIII. Kids, Don't Try This at Home
(The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky, and the possibly Perverted)
(192 Questions)

Have you:

1137. been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
1138. said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird"?
1139. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
1140. discussed masturbation?
1141. french kissed below the waist?
1142. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a
lesson)?
1143. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture
not lab)?
1144. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('I'm only going to do this
once, so pay attention!')?
1145. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot,
cucumber, taco, etc.)?
1146. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
1147. been the assistant?
1148. had someone practice oral sex on you so as to be better for
someone else?
1149. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at
a time?
1150. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear (how else can you know if
it's clean or not?)?
1151. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear that was worn by somebody
else?
1152. owned a collection of underwear not your own?
1153. been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing
than by their body?
1154. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
1155. accepted an invitation to watch?
1156. made an invitation to watch?
1157. been in public while wearing just a shirt but no pants?
1158. disrobed in public?
1159. been to a nude beach?
1160. sunned your buns or tanned your can?
1161. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while
searching for undies)?
1162. been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
1163. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now
you'd never get to sleep with them?
1164. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
1165. searched for the G-spot?
1166. searched for the G-spot and found it (you stud)?
1167. told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out?
1168. rooted for the Klingons?
1169. felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?
1170. rooted for the Wicked Witch?
1171. contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities
of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
1172. wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake
her up?
1173. wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on
the whole damn show)?
1174. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
1175. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,
not realizing it till you were through?
1176. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender
(how else can you read the graffiti)?
1177. won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,
college or state?
1178. pissed on an electric fence?
1179. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed
your body to the general public (without pay, topless dancing
doesn't count)?
1180. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed
your body to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn't
count)?
1181. posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or
photographs as a 'favor'?
1182. posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a
'favor'?
1183. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or
sexually explicit art?
1184. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?
1185. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art
classes) as a 'favor'?
1186. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art or photographs?
1187. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?
1188. made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in
public? 1189. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi,
accommodations, opportunity)?
1190. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and
make an honest person of you?
1191. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
involved in sexual activity?
1192. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
1193. been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
1194. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours
('Sleazy')?
1195. been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more
embarrassed than you?
1196. been an exhibitionist?
1197. had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not
your own)?
1198. had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however
many) siblings?
1199. had sexual activity with twins?
1200. both simultaneously?
1201. had sexual activity with triplets (or more)?
1202. however many simultaneously?
1203. had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own
(mother/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)?
1204. both simultaneously?
1205. shaved your head?
1206. shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?
1207. have someone else shave your pubic region?
1208. shaved someone else's pubic region?
1209. shaved your or somebody else's pubic region into a design or
shape (star, moon, heart, bear-trap, etc)?
1210. colored or bleached your pubic region?
1211. had sex during menstruation?
1212. performed oral sex on a menstruating woman (or been the woman)?
1213. had sex while the woman had a yeast infection?
1214. performed oral sex on a woman with a yeast infection (or been
the woman)?
1215. performed oral sex on someone who was urinating at the time?
1216. mooned or goosed someone you knew?
1217. mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?
1218. mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?
1219. "pounced" somebody (You're gonna fuck me NOW!)?
1220. belched (obnoxiously) in general public?
1221. farted (audibly) in general public?
1222. stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator or
what not)?
1223. been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
1224. "basted" somebody (definition in Autoerotica section)?
1225. had somebody "baste" you?
1226. had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their
gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?
1227. left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?
1228. picked your nose in public?
1229. picked someone else's nose?
1230. had someone else pick your nose?
1231. sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
1232. graded someone's act of sexual harassment?
1233. handed out condoms as party favors?
1234. discussed favorite brand of condom?
1235. comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
1236. inflated a condom?
1237. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack thereof)?
1238. bought condoms?
1239. bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family
pack')?
1240. saved used condoms (for the memories, resale value, whatever)?
1241. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or
foam, or the pill)?
1242. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless
you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?
1243. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control from your or somebody else's
parents?
1244. used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
1245. carried a condom 'just in case'?
1246. bought a home pregnancy test?
1247. tasted your own sexual fluids?
1248. tasted another's sexual fluids?
1249. complimented someone on their taste?
1250. been complimented on your taste?
1251. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else's) was
shot over someone's head?
1252. where it hit a wall?
1253. where it hit the ceiling?
1254. where it hit somebody's face?
1255. where it went in somebody's eye?
1256. where it went up somebody's nose?
1257. where it went in somebody's food or drink?
1258. had your ears pierced?
1259. had your nose pierced?
1260. pierced someone else's ears?
1261. pierced someone else's nose?
1262. worn body paint?
1263. painted somebody?
1264. lit your partner's crotch aflame?
1265. worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
1266. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language
you didn't read?
1267. written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
1268. have you a tattoo?
1269. have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
1270. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George
Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
1271. have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
1272. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
1273. used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes
(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
1274. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal
of someone?
1275. been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (aka Harold of
"Harold & Maude")?
1276. Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being
married ('just close your eyes and think of England')?
1277. used ice for sexual purposes?
1278. used a frozen object (not ice cubes) as a dildo (popcicle,
icicle, etc)?
1279. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
1280. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your
partner and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
1281. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
1282. used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) for a body rub?
1283. used erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for a body rub?
1284. used kiwis (the fruit, bird, or shoe polish - doesn't matter)
for sexual purposes?
1285. used any food for sexual purposes?
1286. shoved food in a female's naughty bits?
1287. shoved food up your or somebody else's rectum?
1288. eaten the food after it was used in the above mentioned
activities?
1289. used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
1290. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
1291. given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
1292. used an artifical limb for sexual purposes?
1293. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not
because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
1294. worn colored underwear (other than white or pink)?
1295. worn bikini briefs?
1296. worn bikini briefs with patterns on them (tiger stripes, etc.)?
1297. worn edible underwear?
1298. eaten edible underwear off of somebody else?
1399. worn lingerie?
1300. worn leather lingerie?
1301. worn rubber lingerie?
1302. worn fishnets (complete with garter belt)?
1303. worn somebody else's lingerie?
1304. made garments out of shaved pubic hair (mittens, sweaters, etc)?
1305. tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?
1306. Been to a John Water's film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring
Divine)?
1307. more than once?
1308. seen Eraserhead?
1309. more than once?
1310. seen The Wall?
1311. more than once?
1312. seen A Clockwork Orange?
1313. more than once?
1314. thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died
of hoof & mouth?
1315. had sex in the presence of animals?
1316. had animals walk on you while you were having sex?
1317. thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in
you life was when your first love was sent to market?
1318. thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion
to Madame D'Stael?
1319. urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace, wastepaper basket, the
family glove compartment)?
1320. urinated off of a bridge or tall building?
1321. defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, wastepaper basket, or
salad spinner)?
1322. tasted or eaten shit?
1323. more than once?
1324. tasted or drunk urine?
1325. more than once?
1326. kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?
1327. kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not
count)?
1328. kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your
dresser, etc)?

XIII. Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
(Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions)

1329. Do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for
another person?
Have you ('voluntarily'):

1330. improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity (e.g.
holding someone's wrists over their head)?
1331. worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?
1332. been gagged for erotic purposes?
1333. been gagged with somebody else's underwear?
1334. been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarfs, ties)?
1335. been tied up and fucked?
1336. been tied up and NOT fucked (teased)?
1337. been tied up and masturbated upon?
1338. been tied up and had to watch others?
1339. been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
1340. been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
1341. been tied up and shown to others, only you didn't know this was
intended?
1342. willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?
1343. tied someone up for erotic purposes?
1344. tied someone up and fucked them?
1345. tied someone up and NOT fucked them?
1346. tied someone up and masturbated on them?
1347. tied someone up and had them watch?
1348. tied someone up and shown them to others?
1349. tied someone up and shown them to others, only he/she didn't
know this was intended?
1350. been bound in chains?
1351. been bound and had someone whip you?
1352. been whipped until you bled?
1353. bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
1354. bound someone and whipped them?
1355. whipped someone until they bled?
1356. had your lips pierced?
1357. had your tongue pierced?
1358. had your nipples pierced?
1359. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
1360. pierced someone else's lips?
1361. pierced someone else's tongue?
1362. pierced someone else's nipples?
1363. pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?
1364. had candle wax put on your nipples?
1365. had candle wax put on any other body parts?
1366. put candle wax on someone else's nipples?
1367. put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else?
1368. practiced flagellation?
1369. gotten any good at it?
1370. used duct tape for bondage purposes (remove slowly!)?
1371. been hit with a 2x4 for sexual purpose (it's more fun than you
can shake a stick at)?
1372. fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
1373. fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
1374. fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
1375. fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?
1376. bought bondage & discipline literature?
1377. read "The Story of O"?
1378. read both volumes of "The Story of O"?
1379. seen the movie "The Story of O"?
1380. posed for B&D drawings?
1381. posed for B&D photographs?
1382. asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
1383. asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
1384. asked someone to pose for B&D movies?

XV. Mama Always Told Me to Share
(Group Sexual Activities - 30 Questions)

Have you:

1385. been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a
time?
1386. skinny-dipped in mixed company?
1387. participated in group masturbation (each member masturbating
themselves, a 'circle-o-jerk')?
1388. participated in a group masturbation contest (first to come/last
to come/most colorful/soggy cookie/whatever)?
1389. won a group masturbation contest?
1390. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip
poker, Monopoly, chess)?
1391. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
(folding with four aces)?
1392. played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual
action on another participant?
1393. been to a Wesson (or whatever) oil party?
1394. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in
sexual activity, and been asked to join and did so?
1395. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and ask to join?
1396. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and you asked them to join?
1397. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
1398. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
1399. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
1400. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
1401. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don't count)?
1402. participated in group sex (four or more people; partners must be
exchanged)?
1403. had sex in a group (four or more people; partners not
exchanged)?
1404. participated in a circle-o-fuck?
1405. participated in a homosexual circle-o-fuck?
1406. participated in a '69' circle?
1407. participated in a homosexual '69' circle?
1408. participated in an orgy or similar group activity (four or more
people; everybody licking and sucking and fucking everybody
else)?
1409. made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?
1410. ever been involved in a gang-bang [banger or bangee (step right
up, come and get it while it's hot)]?
1411. participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how
many times you can have sex in a set period of time)?
1412. ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had
intercourse with somebody else (without them washing or
douching)? 1413. ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having
intercourse with somebody else (pretty picture, eh?)? 1414. ever had the person you
were having intercourse with perform oral sex on you during intercourse (flexible!)?
XVI. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! (Bestiality - 28 Questions) Have you:
1415. flirted with animals? 1416. masturbated onto an animal?
1417. masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal? 1418. masturbated
with an animal because you thought the animal enjoyed it?
1419. performed oral sex on an animal? 1420. received oral sex from an animal? 1421. attempted
to receive oral sex from an animal, but failed? 1422. used in sexual activities
a lab animal (mouse, gerbil, etc.)? 1423. used in sexual activities a domestic animal (dog,
cat, etc.)? 1424. used in sexual activities a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken
etc.)? 1425. used in sexual activities a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo,
etc.)? 1426. used in sexual activities a flock of canaries? 1427. fucked
ked a live animal? 1428. fucked a live animal more than once? 1429. fucked more
than one kind of animal? 1430. fucked more than one kind of animal at the same
time? 1431. used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo? 1432. performed sexual
activity with any mythical creature? 1433. inserted animals (gerbils, etc) int
o a female's (including your own) naughty bits? 1434. inserted animals into
o your or somebody else's rectum? 1435. had an animal die during any of the ab
ove activities? 1436. fucked a dead animal? 1437. fucked a dinner animal (stu
ff that turkey, Clyde!)? 1438. tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on
it? 1439. fed a live animal to a pet? 1440. been to a dog or cock fight? 1441.
tortured an animal for your own pleasure? 1442. mutilated any animal for yo
ur own pleasure? 1443. eaten the animal after you performed any of the above
activities? XVII. Let there be Lips! (The Rocky Horror Picture Show [RHPS]
- 42 Questions) Have you: 1444. seen RHPS (video or wherever)?
1445. seen RHPS in the theatre? 1446. seen RHPS more than 69 times in the
theatre? 1447. more than 100 times? 1448. more than 500 times?
1449. more than 1000 times? 1450. more than 1500 times? 1451. are you Sal Piro?
1452. join the national RHPS fan club? 1453. seen RHPS with a
live cast? 1454. seen RHPS while drunk or stoned? 1455. seen RHPS while on acid? 1456. seen RHPS while on any other drug? 1457. seen The Rocky Horror Show (the musical play)? 14
58. dressed in costume for an RHPS? 1459. do you know the entire movie by heart
(lyrics and dialogue, without any soundtracks playing. Basically, could you
recite the movie right now for us?)? 1460. done the Time Warp in the nude?
1461. done the Time Warp in the nude in mixed company? 1462. participated
in an RHPS production? 1463. participated in an RHPS as a character of the opp
osite sex? 1464. participated in an RHPS as more than one character in one sho
w? 1465. while you were participating, had "prop failure" (costume falling
off revealing more than intended)? 1466. caused someone else to have prop fail
ure? 1467. participated in an RHPS production while stoned or drunk? 1468. pa
rticipated in an RHPS production while on acid? 1469. participated in an RHPS
production while on any other drug? 1470. during an RHPS, necked/petted? 1471.
during an RHPS, had oral sex? 1472. during an RHPS, fucked (that's what the
back row is for)? 1473. been kicked out of an RHPS? 1474. been a member of an
RHPS cast? Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of: 1475. Frank
-N-Furter (a scientist)? 1476. Janet Weiss (a heroine)? 1477. Brad Majors (a
hero) 1478. Riff Raff (a handyman)? 1479. Magenta (a domestic)? 1480. Columbia
(a groupie)? 1481. Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)? 1482. Rocky
Horror (a creation)? 1483. Eddie (ex delivery boy)? 1484. The Criminologist (an
an expert)? 1485. A Transylvanian (a transylvanian)? XVIII. Eyes on You
r Own Papers, Please (Testing - 15 Questions) Have you: 1486. had
an unauthorized crib sheet for a test? 1487. flunked an IQ test? 1488. had to
study for a blood test? 1489. lied on a Purity Test to improve you score? 149
0. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores or used
a Test for inspiration (using the Purity Test as a check-list)? 1491.
been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores? 1492. read a Pur
ity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being embarrassed? 1493. take
n a group purity test? 1494. taken any form of a purity test more than five
times? 1495. administered a group purity test? 1496. participated in a purity
test with ulterior motives? 1497. remembered something by taking a purity test?
1498. written or re-written a purity test? 1499. If you've done something
not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group decide if you should
get a point for it (maximum one point per person). 1500. If you weren't
?offended by ANYTHING on this test, give yourself a point.
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____________ I. The Lamer Section - (90 Questions) 1)__ 2)__ 3)__
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81)__ 82)__ 83)__ 84)__ 85)__ 86)__ 87)__ 88)__ 89)__ 90)__ II. Who Says You
Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had
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)_ 171)__ 172)__ 173)__ 174)__ 175)__ 176)__ 177)__ 178)__ 179)__ 180)__
181)__ III. How Low Will You Go? - (146 Questions) 182)__ 183)__ 184)__
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IV. I Fought the Law and *I* Won - (70 Questions)
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V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho - (30 Questions)
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VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up - (86 Questions)
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VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out - (42 Questions)

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VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here - (84 Questions)
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IX. The Nitty and the Gritty - (65 Questions)

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X. The Meaning Of Life - (124 Questons)

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XI. Green Eggs and Ham - (178 Questions)

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XII. Look, Ma, No Hands! - (130 Questions)

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XIII. Kids, Don't Try This at Home - (192 Questions)

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XIV. Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout - (56 Questions)
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XV. Mama Always Told Me to Share - (30 Questions)

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XVI. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! - (29 Questions)

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XVII. Let There Be Lips! - (42 Questions)

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XVIII. Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please - (15 Questions)

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