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The Writings of Eric Harris

by Eric Harris

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Wie gehts

REBEL NEWS: Yo, this page will be getting some big ass changes soon. I'll be adding some new pages to it such as "New group names" and "Top 10 lists." Gonna have some cool shit, check it out or I'll blow you up. Cause jo mamma............is so fat.

Homework sucks.

Mother fucker blew BIG. Pazzie was a complete success and it blew dee fuck outta a little creek bed. Flipping thing was heart-pounding, gut-wrenching brain-twitching ground-moving insanely cool! His brothers haven't found a target yet though.

Atlanta, Pholeus, Paltro and Pazzlo are complete, for those of you that don't know who they are, they are the first 4 true pipe bombs created entirely from scratch by the rebels (REB and VoDkA). Atlanta and Pholeus are each 1 1/4" by 6" pipes, Paltro is 1" by 6", and Pazzlo is 3/4" by 5". Each packed with powder that we got from fountains, mortar shells, and crackling balls. Each also has a +14" mortar shell type fuse. Now our only problem is to find the place that will be "ground zero". Me and VoDkA also have made 2 more noisy crickets.

God damnit I am sick of people saying "wick" when talking about fireworks! Don' fuckin' say anothuh fuckin' WICK or I'm going to rip yer fuckin' HEAD off and YOU-rinate down yo' fuckin' neck!! ITS FUSE!

Special thanks to Excaluber, KiBBz, VoDkA, Josier and Imaginos for helping me make this page happen.

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Wie gehts

Well all you people out there can just kiss my ass and die. From now on I don't give a fuck about what all you mutha fuckers have to say, unless I respect you which is highly unlikely, but for those of you who do happen to know me and know that I respect you, may peace be with you and don't be in my line of fire, for the rest of you, you all better fucking hide in your houses because I'm coming for EVERYONE soon, and I WILL be armed to the fucking teeth, and I WILL shoot to kill and I WILL fucking KILL EVERYTHING! No I am not crazy, crazy is just a word, to me it has no meaning, everyone is different, but most of you fuckheads out there in society, going to your everyday fucking jobs and doing your everyday routine shitty things, I say fuck you and die, if you got a problem with my thoughts, come to me and I'll kill you, because........God damnit, DEAD PEOPLE DON'T ARGUE!

God DAMNIT I AM PISSED!!

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Helllloooooo everyone. These are the words of wisdom from REB.

This page explains the various things in this world that annoy the SHIT out of me. God I just LOVE freedom of speech. Keep in mind that these are just my points of view, and may or may not reflect on anyone else. I do swear a lot in this page, so fuck off if you're a pussy who can't handle a little god damn bad language, heeeheeee. And now to get started:

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...When I'm walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me! Goddamn I am trying to get somewhere here! So move it or lose it BITCHES!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?

...When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there talking and blocking my fucking way!!! Get the fuck outta the way or I'll bring a friggin' sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...When people don't watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry", or "watch it" NNNYAAAA!! Next time that happens I will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove 'em into your fuckin' eyeballs!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...When some rich ass piece of stuck up shit white trash person gets in a car wreck with their brand new car!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...When some stupid ass kid blows his fucking head off because he couldn't figure out that a lit fuse means that the firecraker is going to go off soon. HAHAHA! DUMBASS!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

....OOOOOOOO JAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WORTHLESS TRIAL!! Who in their right freeeeeGIN would care about that trial! It's not any different from any other murder trial! Tell those fucking reporters to get a life! And what the fuck do we have to gain by watching that stupid trail anyway!!? It's not news! It's a trial! not news! NOT news!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!? ...JonBenet how ever the fuck you spell her spoiled ass name Ramsay!! We don't care! Good fucking riddance!! What the fuck do you expect if your fucking kid is in a beauty pagent when she's 4 years old! BLLUAAAAAAAA!!!! I bet her own Dad did it. Fucking perv.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...STUPID PEOPLE!!! Why must so many people be so stupid!!?

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...Making fun of stupid people doing stupid things! Like one day when I was watching this freshman try to get in a computer that needed a password...he typed in the password...and waited. The retard didn't even press enter or anything. He just waited. Then he started cussing at the computer and saying it was all screwed up. Then the freshman went and got a teacher and the fucking teacher couldn't work out why it wasn't going anywhere!! JEES! Personally I think they should be shot.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...Natural SELECTION!! God damn it's the best thing that ever happenied to the earth. Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organisms...but it's all.

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Philosophy:

My belief is that if I say something, it goes. I am the law. If you don't like it, you die. If I don't like you or I don't like what you want me to do do, then you die. If I do something incorrect, oh fucking well, you die. Dead people can't do many things, like argue, whine, bitch, complain, name, rat out, criticize, or even fucking talk. So tha'ts the only way to solve arguments with all you fuckheads out there, I just kill. God I can't wait til I can kill you people, I'll just go to some downtown area in some big city and blow up and shoot everything I can. Feel no remorse, no sorrow or shame, ich sage FICKT DU!! I will rig up explosives all over a town and detonate each one of them at will after I mow down a whole fucking area of you snotty ass rich mother fucking high strung godlike attitude-having worthless pieces of shit whores. I don't care if I live or die in the shootout, all I want to do is kill and injure as many of you pricks as I can, especially a few people like Brooks Brown.

America:

Love it or leave it, mother fuckers. All you racist (and if you think I am a hypocrite, come here and let me kill you) mother fucking assholes in America who burn our flags and disgrace my land. GET OUT! And to you assholes in Iraq and Iran and all those other piece of shit desert lands who hate us, shut up and die! We will kick your ass, if you try to fuck with us or at least I will!! I may not like our government or the people running it or things like that, but the physical land an location I DO fucking love! So love it or leave it!

Society:

I live in Denver, and God damn it, I would love to kill almost all of it's residents. Fucking people with their rich snobby attitude thinkin they are all high and mighty and can come up and tell me what to do and then people I see in the street lying their fucking asses off about themselves. And then there is all you fitness fuckheads saying shit like "yeah do 50 situps and 25 pushups each morning and run a mile every day and go to the gym and work out and just push yourself to be better and you can achieve anything and set high goals and have great expectations and be happy and be kind and treat everyone equal and give to charity and help the poor and stop violence and drive safely and don't pollute and don't litter and take shorter showers and don't waste water and eat right food and don't smoke or drink and don't sell guns and don't be a bad person".......phew. I say "fuck you...shutup....and die...." And then pull the trigger of a DB#3 that is in your fucking mouth. All you fucking people with your set standards and shit, like you have to go to college and be smart and shit, and you have to have a job and pay taxes, blah blah fucking blah, shutup and DIE!! I really don't give a good God damn about what you think is "right" and what is "wrong" and what is acceptable and what isn't nice, I just don't fucking CARE! SHUTUP AND DIE!!!!!!!

****** PAGE 5 ****** Naturally YES!! I wish the government would just take off every warning label. So then all the dumbasses would either severly hurt themselves or DIE! And boom no more dumbasses, heh.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...ASSHOLES THAT CUT IN LINE! Why the fuck can't you wait like every other human on earth does.If you cut you are the following: Stuck up, self centred, lazy, impatient, rude, and.... damn I ran out anyway. Every fucking time I get into line I end up having to wait a fucking hour when there WAS only me and one other person ion the line! Then the queer fucking asshole lets in his/her so called friends out in behind em! If that happens 1 more time I will have to start referring to the Anarchists cookbook (bomb section).

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!!?

...LIARS!! OH GAWWWWWD I HATE LIARS. And living in this fucking neighbourhood there is thousands of them! Why the fuck must people lie so damn much? Especially about little things! Like "yeah I just bought 5 cases of M-80's in Oklahoma for about $5. And they are legal there and everything. Yeah my parents buy most of my guns, every once in a while I'll use my 4,000 dollar paycheck and buy a shotgun or 2. And my brand new Hummer just broke down on the highway when I was going 250mph. Stupid cars." like that. Now, what fucking part if any would a normal human being believe? And that's just one person! Another big example is Brooks Brown! 303-972-****. Now, according to him, he has a 218 IQ, 6 other homes (2 in alaska, 3 in Florida), a 96mph fast ball (he is only 16), runs a mile in about 5 minutes, has an uncle that's the former head of all the armed forces and has access to.....Theee Button.... His other uncle is a multimillionaire that lives in downtown Detroit. and his neighbours are the chicks that sang "r.e.s.p.e.c.t." and the lead singer of Aerosmith. And that same uncle owns 30% of the stock of that Tylenol company. And his grandparents give, GIVE... him about 1000 dollars each month and his other Grandpa can blow up every house in America because all the houses have C-4 in the foundations. Again according to Brooks Brown. OK, when people lie like that, its not impressive, no one believes it, it sounds just plain stupid, and it's a fucking waste of my time.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...R rated movies on CABLE. My DOG can do a better damn editing job than those dumbshits!! For the sake of salvation they can at least try to make it sound like the actual words the person would say! If you have ever seen Aliens or Predator you'll know what I'm talking about.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...Windows Keys!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...WAREZ!! Why pay when it's free?

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...People who think they can forecast the weather!! They think that everyone else will think that they are cool just because you said that we are gonna have a 4 foot blizzard starting today! Like the other day, this punk I know was saying. "Yeah tomorrow we are gonna get like 2 feet of snow in just a few hours. They were saying it's gonna be the biggest snow in ten years. Yeah, it'll be about -40 outside too." And that day we got an inch of snow and it's 26 out. I felt like getting a baseball bat, breaking it over his head, and then STABBING him with the broken end!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...Country Music!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...Zippo Lighters

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...People who say that wrestling is real! now. I'm talking about the Machoman the Hulk Hogan or the Undertaker. If you think that these matches aren't faked and that these guys are REALLY punching and breaking arms, then please meet me. I would love to know where you live so I can BOMB your fucking house and ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR ARMS!

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...YOUNG SMOKERS!! They think they are so God damn cool with their big bad cigarettes and their "sooo cool" attitude. I can't wait until they are about 25 and have to breathe through their fucking necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their vocal cords.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...PAYING FOR MY CAR INSURANCE

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...FREEDOM OF SPEECH

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...People who are against the death penalty!!! I think the courts should fuckin fry convicts even if all they did was unarmed robbery!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

...SCHOOL!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...SCHOOLWORK!

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!!?

...COMMERCIALS!! OH GAWWD I HATE COMMERCIALS!! The only ones I MIGHT like are previews and some other commercials. But jesus christ, all these Lotion, PERFUME, Makeup, JCPENNYS, Josine, food, coffee or advertisement commercials! Please! Destroy them all never record another! They suck! They are only funny the first time! Think up other stuff! They suck! They are stupid! We get sick of them VERY FAST! VERY! VERY FAST!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

People who don't believe in personal hygiene. For the love of God, and for the sake of God, CLEAN UP! Fucking people with 2 inch fingernails and a whole fuckin pot full of dirt under them and raggy hats or shirts stained to hell. Or people that just plain stink, and they don't do anything about it. Now, I'm not making fun of people if they can't help it, or afford it or anything like that, that's not their fault but if you're some kid drivin a ford explorer and have yellow teeth, then that's just plain unhuman.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...People who use the same word over and over plain! Like "actually", or "fuck you" or "bitch". Read a fuckin book or two, increase your vo-cab-u-lary ya fucking idiots.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...People who try to impress me by TRYING to brag about the military's weapons! Now to some of you this might seem weird, but it's happened. Like this, "dude, they just came out with this new chemical that can destroy Denver only using a cubic inch of it. The military is keeping it all locked up because if it gets too close to water it explodes, and the foam would create a cresent around the moon." Yeah, right, bullshit, or something like this. "Dude the air-force has tracked santa clause for like 10 years now, he is real man. It is all a cover up." or "The air-force just made a plane that can bend light man, it's completely invisible." Now, this is just some of the shit I've heard. It makes me SICK. And they weren't even in the fucking military nor do they know anyone that is!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!?

...People who think they are martial arts experts! They are all cocky and thinkin' that they are all big and bad, saying bullshit like, "Yeah if I snap my fingers right here, the sound waves will melt your brain and you'll die from your own brain pouring out your ears." or "If you flick someone right here, their arteries will burst and they will drown in their own blood." Fuckin' hate it when they keep sayin "Your own", like it would be someone else's?!? Then when these shitheads get in real fights they get their fuckin' asses wooped all over the place by some little girl.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...STAR WARS FANS GET A FRIKIN LIFE YOU BORING DICKHEADS!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...RACISM!! Anyone who beleives that blacks, Asians, Mexicans, or people from any other country or race besides white-America...people who think that should be drug out into the street, have their arms ripped off, be burnt at the stumps, then have every person of the race YOU hate come and beat the shit out of you, and if you are a female, then you should be raped by a male from the race that you hate and be forced to raise the child! You people are the scum of society and aren't worh a damn piece of wormshit. You are trash. And don't let me catch you making fun of someone just because they are a different color because I will come and break your fucking legs with a plastic spoon. I don't care how long it takes! and that's both legs mind you.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...THOSE FUCKIN' ADVERTISING OR CHARITY CALLS!! People saying "Hi, I'm not selling anything but" good, now shut the fuck up and go get a real job! "Well you are so rude!" Damn strait bitch, and if you don't get off my line I'll come down to your building and shove that phone list up your ass and take the phone and shove it up your bosses ass! "click" happiness, I love that.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

...When people mispronounce words! And they don't even know it too. Like ofTen, or accrosT, or eXpresso, pacific (specific), or 2 pAck, learn to speak correctly you morons.

That's all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If I think up any more things, I'll put them on here! And sorry if I offended you, but, if I did, that means you are one of the people that I mentioned I hate, so I guess I'm not sorry, you asshole.

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The transcriber of this work has done so only for interest, humour or for evidence that media-accused bands such as Rammstein did NOT influence the killings at Columbine High School. I do not hold any value what so ever for Eric Harris or his accomplice Dylan Klebold.

 
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