Tokolosh's day SUCKED

by Tokolosh

:Copied by Lundmark because of the imagery.

Hi. Welcome to another episode of ‘Tokolosh's day out’.

If you haven’t gathered already, this day SUCKED!!.

Anyway, when I woke up in the morning, I just had that weird feeling that the day would SUCK!!

And it did SUCK!!

The morning

I woke up and as I said, I had a feeling that the day would SUCK!! I got up, opened the curtains and looked at the rain stumbling down and the dark sky taking over.

Normally I walk to school, whether it be a storm or sunny. But my dad offered me a drive to school. I took the offer.

I went to get ready and looked in the mirror...Holy crap my hair SUCKED!!

I just had to survive this day and then get my hair cut. But could I survive this day...?

NO!

I got in the shower and the water was on its most hottest, some tard (probably my sister Sarah) put it right up for some stupid reason. I practically burnt my back but I wasn’t annoyed.

Bushed my teeth, cleaned my ears and attempted to gel my hair.

I got in the car all miserable and was really uncomfortable.

The radio was on and guess what! The music SUCKED!!. My tiredness and lack of energy made me sit there and do nothing.

At the traffic lights, the music got suckyer and suckyer. I got agitated and put it down. And when I did, guess what! It got LOUDER BECAUSE MY FINGER SLIPPED! The music was pounding and I was annoyed. I turned it off as soon as possible!

Dad: Your favourite tune, huh? [/sarcasm]

Me: I hate that type of music. It should be banned.

Dad: I think it’s groovy

Me: Very funny...

I got dropped off near school and stepped in very deep puddle on my way out...ARGH!

Dad: Oh, I think you stepped in a puddle there!

Me: Really? I could of sworn I pissed myself...

Dad: Heh, bye.

Me: *mumbles* It was fucking FREEZING.

I was walking down the road and passed some girls I know. Now I’m not trying to glow my ego, but it’s said that two of them fancy me

One of them said my name and I looked back, then I tripped! (Not over) ARGH!

They started laughing a little.

Me: You do know the was purposeful, right? If I said that was an accident, I would be lying!

Then they started to laugh with me, instead of at me...Thank the lord.

I started to speed walk and got to school.

School

Anyone remember Andrew (who is black) ?

Well I crossed the road and was walking beside him;

Andrew (who is black) : Aight, David?

Me: ..Meh

Andrew (who is black) : I heard you’ve been fuckin my girl, is this true?

Me: Who? Your mum? Yeah that’s true

Andrew (who is black) then slapped me round the back of the head.

Andrew (who is black) : Later..

I nodded...What? I know it wasn’t sucky but it just goes to show that Andrew (who is black) isn’t always pissed off.

Then while I was walking along smoothly, one of my friends started to choke me slightly with some fibre wire.

Me: Wtf?!

He stops.

Robert: Hey, look!

Me: What’s that? Some kind of cheap wire you stroke at night?

Robert: It’s fibre wire, got it from Brighton.

Me: Coo

I then give him a good punch in the arm because that choke HURT!

In lesson, I get asked to take some sheets to reception, not so bad.. IT WAS TIPPING WITH RAIN!!

I got soaked! Then I run back to class, then I have to go back to reception, then back again!

I was really really SOAKED!

THAT SUCKED!!

Then in maths, we had a test

At break, I went to the library with my friend so he can study a little, what a waste of my time, I just sat there. I didn’t leave because I know he would stay there for me.

THAT SUCKED!!

The rest of my lessons were friggin’ boring!

When I went to the toilet, there was little 9th year I know, he kept saying my name and trying to annoy me. So I grabbed the back of his neck and started to push him towards the over-flown toilet. It has a urine and crap all in it.

Little fuck: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

Me: SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I’M BLIND!

I let the little fucker go and went to class.

BORING!

The hair cut

This really did SUCK!!.

I’ll do this section summarised.

Litttle kids running about. Some crying. Some annoying ME.

I was CHOKING when he put the apron on me.

BLARHARHGGAF!DSAFD!!!

Home

I HAD TO TAKE THE BINS IN!! AND IT SUCKED!!

Bye.

[This message has been edited by Tokolosh (edited 12-11-2003).]