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Some assembly language opcodes
AAC Alter All Commands
AAR Alter at Random
AB Add Backwards
ACQT Advance Clock to Quitting Time
ADR Add and Discard Results
AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant
AWTT Assemble with Tinker Toys
BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri
BAF Blow all Fuses
BAFL Branch and Flush
BAPW Branch All Possible Ways
BBIL Branch on Burned-Out Indicator Light
BBT Branch on Binary Tree
BBW Branch Both Ways
BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop
BDC Break Down and Cry
BDT Burn Data Tree
BEW Branch Either Way
BF Belch Fire
BH Branch and Hang
BMR Branch Multiple Registers
BOB Branch on Bug
BOD Beat on the Disk
BOI Byte Operator Immediately
BRAN Branch RANdomly
BST Backspace and Stretch Tape
BW Branch on Whim
CDC Close Disk Cover
CEMU Close Eyes and Monkey With User Space
CH Create Havoc
CIPL Crash Initial Program Load
CLBR Clobber Register
CLBRI Clobber Register Immediately
CM Circulate Memory
CMD Compare Meaningless Data
CML Compute Meaning of Life
CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown
COLB Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CPR Crash Processors Randomly
CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt
CRB Crash and Burn
CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
CRUD Create Random Unknown Dataset
CS Crash System
CSL Curse and Swear Loudly
CVG Convert to Garbage
CWOM Complement Write-only Memory
DAC Divide and Conquer
DBZ Divide by Zero
DDC Dally During Calculations
DDIS Divide and Delete Instruction Set
DISI Delete Instruction Set Irrecoveribly
DLN Don't Look Now...
DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key
DO Divide and Overflow
DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
DPR Destroy Program
DTC Destroy This Command
DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left
DUAC Delete User's ACcount
DWMNWS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
EAO Execute All Operators
EAU Execute All Users
EBB Edit and Blank Buffer
ECO Electrocute Computer Operator
EFD Emulate Frisbee Using Disk Pack
EIAO Execute In Any Order
EIAO Execute Interlopers At Once
EIOC Execute Invalid Op-code
ENF Emit Noxious Fumes
EP Execute Programmer
EPI Execute Programmer Immediately
EROS Erase Read-only Storage
EXOP Execute Operator
FLI Flash Lights Impressively
FSM Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away
GCPB Give Central Processor a Break
GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer
GFC Go For Coffee
GFD Go Forth and Divide
GFM Go Forth and Multiply
HCF Halt and Catch Fire
HCP Hide Central Processor
HEXF Halt and EXtinguish Fire
IAE Ignore All Exceptions
IBP Insert Bug and Proceed
IIB Ignore Inquiry and Branch
ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments
JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone
LAP Laugh At Programmer
LAPT Let All Processors Thrash
LCC Load and Clear Core
LPA Lead Programmer Astray
LPR Let all Processors access Randomly
MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero
MLR Move and Lose Record
MW Malfunction Whenever
MWAG Make Wild-Assed Guess
MWT Malfunction Without Telling
OML Obey Murphy's Laws
P$*! Punch Obscenity
PBC Print and Break Chain
PBOD Play Bongos On Drum
PD Play Dead
PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Cards
PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
POCL Punch Out Console Lights
PPD Pull Plug and Die
PRRD Play Rock Records on Disk
PVLC Punch Variable Length Card
RA Randomize Answer
RASC Read and Shred Card
RCB Read Command Backwards
RD Reverse Directions
RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer
RDB Run Disk Backwards
RDS Read Sideways
RFFB Remove First Floor from Building
RIRG Read Inter-record Gap
RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely
ROC Randomize Op Codes
RODL Remove Operators to a Distant Location
ROO Rub Out Operator
RPB Read Print and Blush
RPM Read Programmer's Mind
RSD On Read Error Self-Destruct
RSPB Remove Support Pillars from Building
RSTOM Read From Store-only Memory
RWCR Rewind Card Reader
SAI Skip All Instructions
SAS Sit And Spin
SCCA Short Circuit on Correct Answer
SCIS Spill Coffee on Instruction Stack
SFH Set Flags to Half-mast
SFT Stall For Time
SHAB Shift a Bit
SHABM Shift a Bit More
SIOD Scramble Information On Disk
SLP Sharpen Light Pen
SMR Skip on Meaningless Result
SOS Sign off, Stupid
SPS Set Panel Switches
SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
SRD Stop and Rewind Disk
SRDR Shift Right Double Ridiculous
SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero
SSJ Select Stacker and Jam
STA Store Anywhere
STROM Store in Read-only Memory
TDB Transfer and Drop Bits
TLO Turn Indicator Lights Off
TN Take a Nap
TPF Turn Power Off
TPN Turn Power On
TTA Try, Try Again
UCB Uncouple CPU and Branch
UER Update and Erase Record
ULDA Unload Accumulator
UP Understand Program
WBT Water Binary Tree
WEMG Write Eighteen Minute Gap
WF Wait Forever
WI Write Illegibly
WPM Write Programmer's Mind
WSWW Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
WWLR Write Wrong-Length Record
XSP Execute Systems Programmer
ZADD Zero All Disk Drives
ZAM Zero All Memory
ZAR Zero All Registers
ZIR Zero Instruction Register
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