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Dead baby jokes - kinda sick heheheh
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From: [email protected] (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Dead baby jokes... really sick stuff.
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Date: 10 Apr 92 09:48:51 GMT
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A while ago someone was asking for dead baby jokes... here they are.
If you like kids (alive), don't read on. Some of these are really
nice... um... disgusting.
What's pink, charred, bloody, and blind?
A baby with forks in its eyes trying to get its favourite toy
out of a lit fireplace.
What's red and hangs in trees?
A baby that has been hit by a snowblower.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
What's the difference between unloading a truck load of dead babies
and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
Why do they boil water when a baby's born?
So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.
What's red, squirm in a corner, and burbles ?
A baby chewing on a razor blade
What's red and white and goes around and around and around?
A baby in a blender.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can watch its expression.
What's red and white, goes round and round and pretends it doesn't
give a shit?
A baby in a blender that flicked its own switch.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
A baby in a microwave.
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's small, screams, and can't turn corners?
A baby with a spear through it.
Whats 6 feet wide and can't turn round in corridors?
A baby with a spear through it's head.
What's red and has a million holes in it?
A baby on a bed of nails.
What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
Because you get a womb with a view.
How do you cross an auditorium full of babies?
With a snow blower.
What's gross?
A live baby under a pile of dead babies!
What's grosser?
He starts eating his way out!
What's even grosser?
He makes it!!
What's even grosser than that?
He goes back for seconds!!!
What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
A baby on a meathook!
What's red and goes around and around?
A baby in a garbage disposal!
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of pebbles?
You can't gargle with a jar of pebbles.
What's blue and squirms in the corner?
A baby in a baggie!
What's green and sits in a corner?
The same baby a week later!
What's worse than nailing a baby to a tree?
Tearing them off.
What's black and stops cars?
A baby in the exhaust!
What's worse than finding ten babies in a rubbish bin?
Finding one baby in ten rubbish bins!
What's the best reason th have kids?
A cheap alternative to turkey at christmas.
What's pink and stiff, and bringstears to a womans eyes in the morning?
Cot death.
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