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Story on Jake Baker - He got arrested for posting
cat bakker.tune
Received: by nonvon.UUCP (smail2.3)
id AA27619; 8 Jun 87 21:49:28 PDT (Mon)
Subject: Re: JJ: Jim and Tammy Theme Song
Date: 8 Jun 87 21:49:28 PDT (Mon)
From: [email protected]
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
To: mc68020@gilsys
[email protected]:
> Nf-ID: #N:convex:72700007:000:822
> Nf-From: convex.UUCP!hinson Jun 3 14:19:00 1987
>
>
>
> Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme song:
>
>
> COME listen to a story 'bout a man named JIM
> POOR missionary couldn't stay away from sin
> WHEN one day Tammy was shooting down some 'ludes
> AND up from the bed came Jessica nude,
> SEX that is, black mail, guilty pleas.
>
> WELL first thing you know old Jim's a millionaire
> FALLWELL said, "Jim, move away from there"
> SAID, "California is the place you oughta be,"
> SO, they loaded up the truck & moved to Beverly,
> Pills that is, sex tools, and gay bars.
>
> NOW it's time to' say goodbye to Jim & all his kin
> THEY're mighty glad to have you folks sending money in
> YOU're all invited back next week to this locality
> TO watch Jerry Falwell take away their keys,
> Take your clothes off, sit a spell
>
> Ya'll come back now, ya hear!!
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